What's the worst that could happen?

[[LMF]ZeroKool]

What is the worst that could happen?

[philtheodebuzzard]

You could get your dick chopped off, then tossed out the window of a moving vehicle?

[Bizznatch]

actually watching that crappy movie. :p

[philtheodebuzzard]

tyler durden says use soap!
not crappy - its good

[}}Killer Wombat{{]

masturbating and maggots coming out instead of ejaculation fluids

[fwgx]

You could wake up and find that you are still you, it happens to me most days

[Bizznatch]

Originally posted by }}Killer Wombat{{
masturbating and maggots coming out instead of ejaculation fluids

Eww, i hate it when that happens. :p

[philtheodebuzzard]

what about getting your testicles cheese grated by a midget with parkinsons?

or waking up with a used jonny up your bum?

[InvisableMan]

dont ya just love british slang that no american has yet to understand? :P

[fwgx]

yup :D

[philtheodebuzzard]

Don't try to be american phily, it'll never work

Translation

what about getting your testicles cheese grated by a midget with parkinsons?

I thought this was quite self explanitory,
testicles = balls, bollocks knackers
Cheese grater = an item with which to grate cheese
midget = small fairly amusing person
parkinsons = a fairly nasty desise where you shake alot (muhamed ali has it)


or waking up with a used jonny up your bum?
waking up = when you open you eyes first thing in the morning, thats commonly called waking up
used jonny = a rubber, condom or tommy hat that has been used already as birth control

[}}Killer Wombat{{]

what if midget meant small flying insect? relative to the mosquito

[InvisableMan]

(buzz) i knew that...

[philtheodebuzzard]

i'm pretty sure thats a midge not midget but i could be wrong.

[s1138]

reading this thread.

[philtheodebuzzard]

no i can think of many worse things than that, like a farmer (a man who owns a farm) mistaking you for a cow (large bovine creature, moo?) and putting a milker thing (?) on your penis (mans bits) and setting it too high power (ouch) and not stopping ever!!

[}}Killer Wombat{{]

yeah theyre known as midges too, but in the backwater i come from we call them a range of things, i know them either as midges, midgets or fucking flying things

[philtheodebuzzard]

at least we have a midge/midget expert on our hands to put an end to the horrid dilema of your nit picking

[fwgx]

You could have an obcene dream about your sister

[Scarface2k1]

Originally posted by s1138
reading this thread.

yeah i know, people who just complain about something so little thus, changing the subject :D

[philtheodebuzzard]

getting pissed and re-enacting the dream about your sister by mistake

[Adasha]

My evil plan to take over the world could be crushed. Muhahahahaha!

[fwgx]

Originally posted by philtheodebuzzard
getting pissed and re-enacting the dream about your sister by mistake
Reinacting it with out being drunk or stoned

[philtheodebuzzard]

just don't tell the good guy the plan of action - dur. He'll only escape and thwart you.

[Lucid DM]

Getting pissed, re-enacting the dream about your sister, waking up the next morning to find that your sister's away for the weekend and your granny's come over to stay.

:D

Then spending half an hour explaining and apoligising to her only to hear her say "I don't know why you're apoligising to me but it would explain why your grandfather's been on the toilet all morning complaining that his ass hurts."

:D

[philtheodebuzzard]

putting sugar underneath your foreskin then shaking a bees nest up and poking your todger in it!!

[negative-zero]

Having an obscene dream about your dog, then watching him limp around the next morning.

[Lucid DM]

Having an obscene dream about your dog. Then limping around the next morning.

:D

[[LMF]ZeroKool]

The worst that could happen is something like this:

Sonique is bought up by Microsoft,rehired everyone and hire more people, release Sonique2 ahead of Winamp3,and actually making their own without copying from anyone.

[}}Killer Wombat{{]

i belve the worst thing has happened, Nullsoft being bought by AOHell (AOL)

or you could just be called George Bush

[Scarface2k1]

Originally posted by [LMF]ZeroKool
The worst that could happen is something like this:

Sonique is bought up by Microsoft,rehired everyone and hire more people, release Sonique2 ahead of Winamp3,and actually making their own without copying from anyone.

:eek:

[[LMF]ZeroKool]

Another worst thing that could happen :

AOL fired practically the whole Winamp team,and left Justin all alone,took down the Winamp site, buy up Sonique and force Justin to team up with Andrew of Sonique

[fish]

That's just pure evil, LMF :D

[WolfieD]

note to self: use the word 'todger' instead of penis to amuse friends. repeat if necessary. lather, rinse, and repeat.

worse that could happen: not buying colin a nice digital camera. because colin will then become irate and vite your eyes out.

this wont kill you, just put you through unnecessary pain, which could have been avoided had you bought colin a camera. however, the 37 gunshots to each of your pressure points will kill you. and if they dont, i cover you in watadoo's honey water mixture and throw your lifeless body to a pit full of fire ants.

now send the camera.

[philtheodebuzzard]

pulling a bird, taking her home - getting all excited then finding out that she is a todger dodger (lesbian) and that she just wants to be friends

[Adasha]

Even worse, getting completely wasted at your university ball, pulling some bird, taking her back to hers and shagging her senseless, then finding out next day that she's your best mate's girlfriend.

ha ha... I remember that well.... :(

[Lucid DM]

Originally posted by Adasha
Even worse, getting completely wasted at your university ball, pulling some bird, taking her back to hers and shagging her senseless, then finding out next day that "she"'s your best mate's.


Notice the difference? :D

[Scarface2k1]

Originally posted by [LMF]ZeroKool
Another worst thing that could happen :

AOL fired practically the whole Winamp team,and left Justin all alone,took down the Winamp site, buy up Sonique and force Justin to team up with Andrew of Sonique

ok no offence but this guy comes up with too much sick sick (i don care about how much but this takes the cake :D)
BAN HIM!!! HE'LL CORRUPT US ALL I TELL YOU!!!!!!

:D

[Kapil Tagore]

Hey, that'd actually be cool ;)

I would say, being assassinated with nothing but a spoon or a nail-cutter-thingo
That'd be quite bad

[chiquita chad]

having to eat every single phone book in the world would be quite bad...
but their is worse... like being locked in a room with 15 playboy bunnies. the temperature in there is scorching. clothes arent allowed. sex is the only way to survive the heat (hey its my story).
that would be horrible ;)

[fish]

Originally posted by Kapil Tagore
Hey, that'd actually be cool ;)

I would say, being assassinated with nothing but a spoon or a nail-cutter-thingo
That'd be quite bad

[getting technical]

Isn't assassinated only with guns? ;)

[/getting technical]

[Edited by phisherman on 07-15-2001 at 10:53 AM]

[fwgx]

how did ninjas used to assasinate people then?

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by phisherman


[getting technical]

Isn't assinated only with guns? ;)

[/getting technical]

You can assinate people by use of a deadly stream of hot steamy flatulence. To assassinate someone , any means is permissible as long as death is a result.

[fish]

I stand corrected :D

[Scarface2k1]

:D

[Lucid DM]

I think a pretty bad torture would be if you were hooked up to blood / life support machines so you couldn't die.
Then were stripped of your skin :eek:.
And had chillied vinegar poured on you:eek::eek:.
:D

One of my bro's friends' boyfriend once impaled his testicles on barbed wire when he was 14 (he fell off his bike). They litterally fell out :eek:. But there was no one else around so he had to pull himself together and *walk* home (his bike's wheel came off or something.).
http://www.mear.fsnet.co.uk/smilehole.gif

Dammit! I keep pushing these smilies too hard and they keep falling out the other side!

[Scarface2k1]

okay.....

[ElChevelle]

Is it really that hard to grab for more than one word in your posts?

I bet you're the life of the party after the N'Sync show, huh?:p

[Lucid DM]

Speaking of posts Chev. I just noticed, you've posted over 50 today! And I bet none of them are one word posts.
There you go Scar. You don't need to post short posts to post fast. http://www.mear.fsnet.co.uk/grinblue.gif:Dhttp://www.mear.fsnet.co.uk/grinblue.gif

[Kapil Tagore]

Originally posted by Lucid DM
I think a pretty bad torture would be if you were hooked up to blood / life support machines so you couldn't die.
Then were stripped of your skin :eek:.
And had chillied vinegar poured on you:eek::eek:.
:D

One of my bro's friends' boyfriend once impaled his testicles on barbed wire when he was 14 (he fell off his bike). They litterally fell out :eek:. But there was no one else around so he had to pull himself together and *walk* home (his bike's wheel came off or something.).
http://www.mear.fsnet.co.uk/smilehole.gif

Dammit! I keep pushing these smilies too hard and they keep falling out the other side!
:eek:
I'd also hate having to die being killed by:
-A feather
-Tony Danza
-Scotch Tape
-A toothpick
-A condom

By this I mean, in ways other than suffocation :eek:

[Huehuetenango]

worst thing that could happen?
spill acid all over you left hand right before a big lab-test-type-thing
getting drunk and confessing to a very good (female) friend of yours that you like her, and having her laugh at you
get stuck on a busy street b/w a bus and a car while on your bike, then have the bike tip over and you fall headfirst into the lap of the passenger in the car, and then he smiles at you (VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY DISTURBING!)
all of these things have happened to me

[Kapil Tagore]

Whoa, sorry for the girl thing dude
I once ate 6 pages off my Economics book to avoid homework

[[LMF]ZeroKool]

Hmmm, didn't expect this thread to reach two pages, thank you all for the posts!!
Hehe, more sick threads to come, stay tuned to your regular General Discussions forums!!!

[mr_sax]

apsolutely the worst thing (and this hasn't happened to me)


having a wet dream about a family member, while family members can hear you while you scream/yell/talk in your sleep..


:eek: that would suck

[Lucid DM]

Being forced to eat live cockroaches. So they gradually eat you from the insides http://www.mear.fsnet.co.uk/grinblue.gif!

Or you could have an ant surgically inserteed into your scrotum. http://www.mear.fsnet.co.uk/grinblue.gif:Dhttp://www.mear.fsnet.co.uk/grinblue.gif

[fwgx]

being able to feel pain but not die and being on the surface of the sun

[Kapil Tagore]

How about having your foresking tied to the back of a truck? That'd hurt a whole lot...
Or dying being run over by a bulldozer with cylindrical front wheel thingo... This actually happened to a friend's father-in-law kinda person

[Scarface2k1]

Originally posted by Lucid DM

http://www.mear.fsnet.co.uk/smilehole.gif

Dammit! I keep pushing these smilies too hard and they keep falling out the other side!

ok fine. tell me if this is actually funny to you?

[Lucid DM]

Not to me! I'm just wierd http://www.mear.fsnet.co.uk/grinblue.gif!

[Scarface2k1]

/me rolls eyes :rolleyes:
/me turns away
/me truns back really quickly and hits lucid with tack hammer :D

[Lucid DM]

OW :eek:! Goddam! That frickin' hurt :eek:!
/me reels from the attack.
...
/me grabs anything I can get my hands on: the metal side off my computer (I never bothered to screw it back on).
/me smacks Scar upside the head with it.
http://www.mear.fsnet.co.uk/grinblue.gifhttp://www.mear.fsnet.co.uk/grinblue.gifhttp://www.mear.fsnet.co.uk/grinblue.gif

[WolfieD]

Originally posted by Lucid DM
One of my bro's friends' boyfriend once impaled his testicles on barbed wire when he was 14 (he fell off his bike). They litterally fell out :eek:. But there was no one else around so he had to pull himself together and *walk* home (his bike's wheel came off or something.).


4 years ago, I was playing basketball outside at my friends house, and he has one of those poles that is at a slight angle from a poor foundation. so it looks like this:

o|-/
/
/
you get the idea.

anyway, i put a garbage can in front of it, ran, jumped on the can, and slam dunked it.

i came down right on the pole, and there is a screw mechanism there that can raise or lower the pole.

13 stiches about a half inch away from mr happy and his bag of tricks.

ive never played basketball again.

[Lucid DM]

Oooow. Man. Lucky. http://www.mear.fsnet.co.uk/grinblue.gif

[Bop]

worst thing that could ever happen:

someone puts duct tape over your eye lids, presses it down tight and then rips it off really fast

OUCH!

[[LMF]ZeroKool]

And the worst of all..........

Winamp got shut down totally and everyone is force to use Sonique.

[Nofx Guy]

that would suck but...

it wouldnt be as bad as every p2p file sharing prgrm shutting down and all of us bein stuck with no fresh free mp3's

[sim0n__sez]

......being forced to cut off your testicles with safety scissors and eating them after.

[Bizznatch]

What's the worst that could happen you say?

Hows about selling morphine to kids and tell them that it is Pepsi and while they are fucked up you can *ahem* :) but then their parents come in the room and report you to the police and then you spend the next 40-60 years in prison getting raped by a 350 pound black dude named bobo who dresses in a clown outfit every night and have the guards take pictues and post them on the internet to a site that gets 10,000+ hits a day but then your parents stumble upon this site and see you getting boinked by this dude in prison and you try to use your one phone call to give them an explanatoin but the line is busy cuz theyre still using dialup and big bobo is still waiting patiently in his cell for you to return when licking his fingers and circling them around his nipples.

How about them apples?

[Scarface2k1]

Originally posted by Lucid DM
OW :eek:! Goddam! That frickin' hurt :eek:!
/me reels from the attack.
...
/me grabs anything I can get my hands on: the metal side off my computer (I never bothered to screw it back on).
/me smacks Scar upside the head with it.
http://www.mear.fsnet.co.uk/grinblue.gifhttp://www.mear.fsnet.co.uk/grinblue.gifhttp://www.mear.fsnet.co.uk/grinblue.gif

/me starts to growl like a satanic creature
/me start to turn into one :eek:
/me is pissed (cant you tell?)
/me grabs Lucid by his whole head (big hand :D)
/me and repeatedly slams him into the pavement

bwhahahaha

[Lucid DM]

/me goes splat.

[[LMF]ZeroKool]

What is the worst that could happen!
Hehe

You found out your girlfriend has already married.Your life in ruined and your best friend is your girlfriend's husband.

[ElChevelle]

/me urinates on your head in an attempt to revive you:p

[Lucid DM]

What!?

[Scarface2k1]

/me points and laughs at lucid for getting "Pissed on"

[negative-zero]

/me laughs hysterically

[7icha7d]

:D We need more threads like this. Lucid is *evil*.
Having your computer taken away forever...:o;)

[Bizznatch]

Originally posted by Bizznatch
What's the worst that could happen you say?

Hows about selling morphine to kids and tell them that it is Pepsi and while they are fucked up you can *ahem* :) but then their parents come in the room and report you to the police and then you spend the next 40-60 years in prison getting raped by a 350 pound black dude named bobo who dresses in a clown outfit every night and have the guards take pictues and post them on the internet to a site that gets 10,000+ hits a day but then your parents stumble upon this site and see you getting boinked by this dude in prison and you try to use your one phone call to give them an explanatoin but the line is busy cuz theyre still using dialup and big bobo is still waiting patiently in his cell for you to return when licking his fingers and circling them around his nipples.

How about them apples?

LOL!!!

I remember this post! :D

[7icha7d]

Having an electric whisk stuffed up your a**e and turned on.
Having an electric whisk stuffed up your a**e and turned on and enjoying it.
Having your teeth pulled out slowly one by one and then stuffed into your eyes.
Going to the toilet and finding pus coming out of every orifice.
Getting raped by a 97 year old man and his pet Great Dane.

[[LMF]ZeroKool]

hmmm, didn't expect this thread to be raise from the dead.

Anyway, since it is back, let me continue with this thread.

Another thing that the worst that could happen is.....

Osama actually got elected as President of the United State of America.

That will not only be worst, but a nightmare....

[Curi0us_George]

Originally posted by 7icha7d
:D We need more threads like this. Lucid is *evil*.
Having your computer taken away forever...:o;)

You like old threads? :)

Lucid has problems. I sort of wish I hadn't read his posts. :D

[}}Killer Wombat{{]

porn being outlawed or the church taking over the world,

[c2R]

I always thought slowly drowning would be the worst that could happen - like when you used to hear about people that got their long hair caught in the pumping system of a swimming pool - just centimeters from the surface, able to see the light, and the people above, but trapped under and unable to call for help, or do anything about the situation.

ok, so I know I'm disturbed :(

[binary hero]

humm. Lucid has taken all of the good ones :)
how about going into #******* and there are people talking.
or being force-fed dead flies.
7icha7d ressurecting threads?
the internet dying.
being cut off from everyone permanantley.