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13th July 2001, 22:39
Just for a bit amusing:
Aguy offers you 3 brains to buy, Albert Einsteins, Pablo Picassos and Bush's.
The one of Albert Einstein is available for 1000$. You ask why? Well that man invented the relative theory!
The one of Picasso is available for 2000$. You ask why? Well imagine what that man has painted!
Then aou get the offer about Bush's brain for 50 000$.
It's unused :)
14th July 2001, 00:16
You're right! He is realy aa stupid Idiot! Everyone who' s seen her err.. him on TV have to agree!
14th July 2001, 00:25
George Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso are about to come to heaven.
Albert Einstein comes first, he says to god:"I'm Albert Einstein please let me in"
God replies:"Well everyone could say that he's Albert Einstein proove it!"
Albert Einstein takes a piece of paper and writes down the relative theory, God looks at it and says you're right, you must be Einstein come in!
Next comes Pablo Picasso, he says to god:"I'm Pablo Picasso please let me in"
God again replies:"Well everyone could say that he's Pablo Picasso proove it!"
Pablo Picasso takes a piece of paper and paint a beautiful picture of heaven, God looks at it and says you're right, you must be Picasso come in!
Last comes Bush, he says to god:"I'm Bush please let me in"
God replies:"Well everyone could say that he's Bush, before you Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have been here and prooved themselves, what about you?"
Bush just stupidly asks back:"Who is Einstein? Who is Picasso?"
God looks at him and says, come in you must be Bush :)
14th July 2001, 13:40
i, being republican, resent those jokes. dubya aint as stoopid as you make him out to be. i think the illiteracy jokes are a facade for your fear that he will change something or so something different than those who came before him.
14th July 2001, 13:49
just wanna to say, I'm not American. America should think about what the world thinks about them (represented by their president). Bush for me is a joke of a president.
Just look back, if Clinton wouldn't have had his affair with Lewinsky, he would have been one of the best presidents of the U.S. (I still think that).
If you see it objective, Clinton solved many problems.
Master of the Obvious
15th July 2001, 17:03
Bush isn't that bad of a guy, but I'm not quite sure why the nation thought this guy would be PRESIDENT. Maybe a local small politician, but president?! Why? Presidents need to be intelligent and caring.
Well, he's got the caring part down all right... now if we could only work on the part that asks why the "we need to use consumables, not renewable resources" theory is a good idea.
17th July 2001, 06:19
WOW, "...Clinton...one of the best presidents of the U.S."
I'm sorry Mr. Foreigner, go to school, and learn some U.S. history. You don't know squat.
Solved problems? like no other President would? Read my reply in the hilarious "bush sucks" column.
Presidents aren't dictators or queens or prime ministers like where you come from. There's more than meets the eye. The Republicans OWNED him through and through. He couldn't escape doing the right thing ONCE in a long while.
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