View Full Version : Nullsoft Naked Month
14th July 2001, 18:43
Ok. Simply put, I was drawn to the team page (http://www.winamp.com/team/) to find a gorgeous (buff) skin of Mike and saw that there wasn't one.
Why didn't mike get a naked skin? :(
14th July 2001, 20:56
Because WA3 is already prematurely bringing about the apocalypse. It's bad enough without bringing a mind destroying, soul crushing image into this world.
14th July 2001, 21:08
who wants to see me naked?:D
15th July 2001, 09:09
15th July 2001, 16:27
I wanna se s1138 nakey :d
Who wants to see me nakey?
16th July 2001, 02:22
Ugh... this place is getting more and more like the studio of the Howard Stern Radio Show every day.
16th July 2001, 20:22
A coalition of ex-Nullsoft employees and myself are publicly coming out against Naked Month on winamp.com. This insanity has to stop! We are not opposed to nudity, for from it. (why, I'm naked right now...). But we are deeply opposed and offended by irresponsible nudism as such is displayed on Winamp.com. Nudity, like huffing paint, has to practiced responsibly. Naked Month is an egregious turn of events that MUST BE STOPPED!!!
Please join me in the fight:
- Visit the "Stop Naked Month on Winamp.com" headquarters:
- Call your local right-wing radio show and voice your concerns.
- Write Congress.
- Call your mom, tell her you love her, and that this'll soon all be over...
- Come over for ice cream and we can have a group discussion about this.
17th July 2001, 14:09
ok, i'll get my ice cream. but please get dressed before.
24th July 2001, 21:50
More power to y'all!! Yay naked month. If people like patgod can't handle it, to hell with 'em. It's a fun creative idea that no one else (that I know of) is doing. And to those people like patgod: no one's making you look. You're just upset 'cause you're peeking thru the cracks of your fingers and you don't like it that you're stuck in your boring boring boring (and stupid) little world. Nullsoft rocks (overloooking that whole minibrowser thing, of course). And like Bonnie said... there aren't any truly naughty bits. It's all just good clean (pretty much) fun. I've checked out every single one. Considering that onna the links on your "No Naked Month" webpage is a bunch of Bible garbage, is it to be assumed this is just a closed-minded pseudo-christian attitude that no one else with an open mind or their own thoughts really cares about? If it is, you should look for a web site with more Bible verses on it so you can cry there. These people are way more artistic than the pics I have of your mom are.
24th July 2001, 22:15
25th July 2001, 00:48
Look at what you are saying, look at how brainwashed you have become by the naysayers and doomseekers within Nullsoft. Have you really cast your morals and decency aside as to approve of such outragreous actions on winamp.com?
No, my friend, please don't stray along that dark path, it is an evil and sinister one, I can only thank my lucky stars that I got out while I did.
And though I spend hundreds of tens of dollars for my family and I each week on instensive therapy (and aromatherapy and sage to purify the dark forces that seep from my pores and soul sometime after 2:46am, nightterror, screaming fits, heartburn and visions of naked Nullsoft THAT I CAN'T SEEM TO RID MY BRAIN OF, TEARS, YES TEARS DOWN MY CHEEK, I KNOW I'M AWAY, BUT WIDE AWAKE, BEHIND THE BUSHES I CAN HEAR A TINY SCRATCH, BEGONE DAMN SPOT!!!!), I can still type and talk, and telephone, and still relay a message of hope and tranquility, opposite of that which is beemed down the AOL backbone, all in the name of a "fun creative idea".
My dearest caffine, world wars were started over "fun creative" ideas. One step forward, one leap into a sinful pit of dispair for which there is no HOPE. NO HOPE! DO YOU HEAR ME?!? NO HOPE! NO HOPE! NO HOPE! NO HOPE! DO YOU HEAR ME?!? NO HOPE! NO HOPE! NO HOPE! NO HOPE!
DO YOU HEAR ME?!? NO HOPE! NO HOPE! NO HOPE! NO HOPE!
I love you, caffine77, if truly that is your name, my dear, dearest caffine77, lets go to heaven, eating dinner with kevin. Feels like I'm on fire. Their words don't sound true, but don't hold them it against. Denouce this burning world.
And if you believe all that, I've got a bridge to sell ya'...
Pray, my dear friends. Pray like there is no tomorrow...
25th July 2001, 01:33
pat, if i may pause a second from naked month.....
on what terms did you leave nullsoft?
cause you seem to be angry at them. could you explain.
25th July 2001, 02:07
snooze. if these people are brainwashers then they're PURE GENIUS at doing it. They god can really kick you god's ass. All I did was come to the site to see if I still had the latest version of Winamp and found an email on the site from someone that I believe was supposed to be in your association. *Then* I found out about your little "crusade on morals". So basically, had y'all not made such a big deal out of it, I wouldn't have seen it. Does that mean, oh brother pat, that y'all are responsible for highlighting this pleasant shadow of indecency? I believe so... oops... once again your god makes you create more problems than it solves. Given the choice between a group of people that actually do things (such as producing cool software and having a fun time) and someone that says the other group is evil and wants money, I think the choice is pretty clear - at least to non-suckers. I'll have to find someone that knows where a church is and ask them which they'd prefer. What ya' want money for? Do morals and decency cost more than they did when I was growing up? Are you going to bribe these people to put their clothes on?
intensive therapy, huh? you sound just plain pretty messed up. but I spose that's what years of having people tell you how bad you are will do to people lacking capacity to create for themselves. If you need to scratch, I say go for it. I'll recommend a doctor that's quite discrete about these things if you like. You don't even need to give him the name of the prostitute.
You're right, there were plenty of stupid wars for stupid "causes". I think one was even called the Crusades.
I guess Nullsoft must be a pretty popular group of individuals if the entire christian faith can find rapture in their harmless fun. Hey, you better not drive past my house while I'm mowing the lawn - I'm not wearing much more than these people are. But if you do, honk the horn and I'll show you my Winamp skin!
Personally, I'm all for sinful pits of despair; most of the ones I've seen have whip cream, jello, or mud in them. You're really missing out, but I guess there's nothing like a good altar boy, eh? I'll remain heathen and hetrosexual, thanks.
What's the price on that bridge?
all this theology is really boring me (and prolly everyone else in this message thread). I'm gonna go have sex with a couple of my friends' girlfriends (at the same time). They both think you're nuts too.
btw - who's this kevin? you don't actually think you get to name your god, do you? oh please please please tell me it's the name of your god. I will not have heard anything so hilarious for some time. (Note sarcasm, I don't really care who he is)
If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him. -Voltaire
Since there is no god (especially in the way most people think), plenty of chumps make stuff up about him. - me
25th July 2001, 02:56
Good to hear from you and thanks for the recipe! If I double the batch do I need to put in double the baking soda as well? They came out so chocolate and gooey. Mmmmmm!! I think I'll make some for bible study on thursday night.
I'm glad you mentioned the bridge, because I think you'd really like it. Its in New York city and connects the island part with a suburb called "Brooklyn". I'll sell it to you for $50.00 (cash only please, and leave it behind the bushes where we "did it" last weekend).
You are the world. You are the world. You are the only world...
-pat "gullible isn't in the dictionary" god
26th July 2001, 04:21
Sorry I didn't get back to you last night. I ended up just sleeping over last night.
Man if you wanna eat mud and baking soda, knock yourself out! If you're going to take my wonderful recipes to your bible study, I've got a secret ingredient that will make it really zing: lysol. Get that lemon-flavored stuff and put the whole bottle (or two in). I think that's exactly what your group needs.
That wasn't me behind the bushes, that was my dog. Leave it to one of you to not know what you've got yourself into (literally!)... And also leave it to one of you to sell something that doesn't belong to you just to get some money... Is there nothing you'll stop at just to suck up every cent that isn't stuck to the floor? For being a person of "morals" and "decency", you sure need a lot of money from everyone else. I'm glad I don't have such expensive morals.
I thought Kevin was the world... poor guy just gets shuffled around everywhere.
26th July 2001, 06:26
You say I'm trying to sell you something that doesn't belong to me just to get some money? My friend, this isn't an issue just about a bridge, or about "some" money, or even your dog (who I love very much, and yes, I did know what I was "getting into", once I stared into those soft brown eyes, I kept on going and never looked back, puppy love, leather glove, dinner with kevin, 7-11). This is about ALL the bridges and ALL the money, and ALL of us hand in hand accross the river of despair, safely crossing into the place God has meant us to be. And what does that take? You mention lysol, and with a ha-ha, and a chuckle, I admire your retort, but behind those scared, unsure, tickity-typey hands of yours, there is the truth, or should I say THE TRUTH, the truth that lysol is indeed the answer, not just any cheap knock-off of lysol you find on the grocery shelf of a petty sinner's life, but the Great Cleanser from the Sky. That Cleanser is Love, my friend. Plain and simple. Open the book and let the cleanser-light of Love spill forth unto the pretty children of the prairie of redemption, let arms open and hugs ensue of joy and prosperity, parties of pure-love-light fondue and leather bean-bag comfort lounging whilst broken-evil hairless spawn. And all the while, we dance and laugh and love the pure-light-cleanse that surrounds us with warmth and crystals sewn into the crotch (wards off evil spirits, as documented on USENET July 16, 1995 keyword:"rickety").
Obviously, the boys of Nullsoft (I leave out the girls, they are fine. as kevin and i were little girls once, playing, laughing, frolicking with such innocence that is only bequeathed in a movie with positive moral values) are so wrapped in the clutches of satan, that no matter how much i pray, plant, shop for wicker hand-made from communal love-power villages/communes, I fear there can be no hope for the hopeless, but that is exactly what satan wants. satan wants you to give up hope, to turn man against man, brother against brother, caffine 77 against kevin. Well, I say "balls!" to satan. I glare unfearful down into the boiling pits of hell, give satan the finger, and say "To hell with you satan! you stupid fuck! you ass-master, flag-burning, tree-hugging hippie whore." and with that I wipe my hands free of anger, put a few nickles into the swear jar and look back at my buddy/pals/patriots at NS and open the book of pure-love-light across AIM, mass-emails, calls into local "hot-talk" talk radio, letters to the editor, and I never give, up, take, my, hand, love, light, cleanse, come out to show them, its gonna, its gonna rain, from la to chicago, yellow, black, and rectangular, and WHAM! there comes that terrible noise again, ruining your orgasm on the playboy channel. you've called the cable company 16 times...
Caffine, do you know how many time zones there were in the former soviet union? hint: its rhymes with "e-kevin".
Besides the "The Bible, Society and Nudity" link did you notice the link to the article from "The Onion" as well? No biggee, just checking...
31st July 2001, 11:54
Ok Ok, I see where this thread is going. Patgod is trying to act all godly over something he cant control. Man, just give it up already, ok? What the hell is it your business what other people do? Censorship and intolerance is WRONG! It is an American-made sin. It's the reason why many innocent women were burned as witches back in the 1800s. Intolerance only causes problems rather than solve them. There is absolutely no reason why humans should hide their bodies. Being naked is natural, we are born that way. And you think that some dude is gonna tell us what to do from THOUSANDS of years ago is gonna change that, then you got problems. I believe in god and all that good stuff but I DO NOT let him stop me from doing what I desire. If I sin, I sin, so what? I think it says somewhere in that Book you read so damn much that God would forgive us for our sins. I dont even think it's that big of a deal anyways. So let it go, there's nothing more you can do.
31st July 2001, 16:18
You say I'm godly over something I can't control, yet did Jesus give up on the apostles? Did Lewis and Clark turn back during the harsh winter in the mountains? Is that Elvis I see puking at 3am out in front of my house? Did Ron Jeremy give up on porn even though he's a short, fat, hairy man? Hell, NO!!! Ron's out there doing it for you and me, my friend, because we can't! And Nullsoft can't either. They can't compete with Ron Jeremy, and that's why they should put their clothes back on. I don't want them to have fun, and you shouldn't either...
Ah, heck. I can't pull your leg any longer. Look, truth is, the "Please. No Naked Month" article was a joke. I could care less if they are naked or not. The article was a bad inside joke run amok. Everything I posted here was a joke, a prank. Though, for all the hints I dropped that I was kidding, people still kept coming back for more!! Patgod trying to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge, oh puleeasse!! ;)
Plus, my article was published ON winamp.com, if I had any animosity toward my old co-workers (whom I love dearly, btw), or they towards me, you think they'd really let me publish an article ragging about them on their site?
So in summary, I'm not a bible-thumping religious nut (though, still a nut...). All the psuedo-religious rantings I made here, I made up "in character". Growing up and working in downtown Santa Cruz in the "open air insane asylum" was good training on how to rant well. I don't REALLY have anything against a naked Nullsoft (bad joke between me and steve gone horribly wrong). And folks on this board should always be ready for a good media prank.
Now for your homework assignment, everyone should study the life and times of the band, Negativland (great media pranksters in their own rite), especially the album "Escape From Noise", of which references from that album were made in my posts.
I hope I didn't hurt anyone's feelings, I'm just funnin' with y'all. I love you.
ps. Kevin loves you, too!
31st July 2001, 17:48
whew. and i thought pat had turned into an evil person seeking revenge on ex-co-workers.:eek:
6th August 2001, 19:28
Patgod: You really got everyone,except me,, I laughed my brains out its socket, and didn't have time to response to that religious shit...
all the others: HE REALLY GOT YOU ALL !:D
pranks make us what we are,,
a thousand pieces of bantha phudu, with brains
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