China to kill american competitors in 2008 olympics

[drake]

China is said to be adding a new event into the olympic games in response to hosting the 2008 olympics. The name of the even is called "Run From The Tank" Already the US has been training their athletes in tatics to disable tanks and kill inocent Chinese by standors. The Military's response was a quick laugh followed by this comment "We won't just kill innocent by standors, we will hold the american flag in high solute over the olympic stadium"


Note: The opinions and ideas represented in the above paragraph are not those of drake_2. He is just the messager of a far greater cruel and twisted US and Chinese Governments.

[Bilbo Baggins]

I think this is an amazing idea, but can we have another one called "kill the french" where Englishmen with big pointy sticks get to teach the French the meaning of "Up the kakka"

[Lucid DM]

In mediaeval times Engishmen used to show their index and middle finger to the French attackers. 'cos when an archer was caught the French used to cut off these fingers so they couldn't fire their bows any more. So this gesture meant "HAHA! I can still shoot yer ass!"
Thanks have to go to the French for bringing about this offensive gesture http://www.mear.fsnet.co.uk/grinblue.gif!

(bastards)