Does it really work?

[Bop]

i saw this thing on tv thats supposed to...you know...make it, ah, bigger, um, wait- no its supposed to...longer i think- oh nevermind-
hehe; well anybody got any natural ways to... (not that i need to or anything- for my friend, yeah thats it)



oh hell...should i stop tuggin on the damn thing or what?

[jns]

Dammit, can't you even say what it is about? :D:p;)

[missyob]

They also sell cream that is suppose to make your boobies bigger. If you were rubbing the cream on, wouldn't it make your hands bigger too?

~ Missy

[jns]

I want larger toes. :D

[weedsatan]

you could always use the swedish penis pump (as seen opn Austin Powers I)

[Bop]

its a cream that supposed to cause the cells in that area to spread . . . hmm sounds like crap

[s1138]

make it bigger? its already big enough.
:D

[jns]

Originally posted by weedsatan
you could always use the swedish penis pump (as seen opn Austin Powers I)
Does it work for toes? :p

[Bilbo Baggins]

I need a bigger brain.

Hell, i need a brain!

[jns]

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
I need a bigger brain.

Hell, i need a brain!
Why? :p

[Bop]

brains are overrated . . .

[lambda]

i sold brains once, but often they were defective and had to be replaced... a risky thing. Try increasing memory instead

[s1138]

ya dont need a brain

its cheaper to upgrade your computer. and is worth it. brains always breakdown and such....

just dont get one
:D

[lambda]

brains are for losers :D ;) :cool:

[jns]

Yeah, I got this brain, but I never find any use for it.. :(

[weedsatan]

It's rather tasty when fried with a little Bordeaux wine

[jns]

How about with weed?

[Carmagio]

if you're talking about the pump-penis enlarger (hehehehe, i said penis) it works by causing the muscle tissue in your member to bruise, and swell up. It increases the length and the girth, but through unconmfortable methods :(

[Bop]

it wasn't a pump, it was some kind of cream --> i saw it on an informericial late at night, it was hosted by this porn star; that's on howard stern all the time (on his show she swore it worked- plus they had testamonials) . . . the informecial was really hokey though.

[Huehuetenango]

anyone else reminded of one of steve martin's opening monologues while hosting snl?
"steve martin's penis enlarging cream. The only penis enlarging cream w/ a picture of MY penis on it"

[Bop]

Horsemen = Hor Semen

Therapist = The Rapist

:D

[Aeroe]

i'm really sick of those banner ads that say "enlarge you penis, simple exercises proven to work"
(it's around astalavista... naughty)

but the kicker is that there's no damn muscle tissue in my wang and i could "excercise" it all day for years and nothing will happen...

um...
i heard they have penis enlargement surgery...

[fish]

Originally posted by Aeroe
..i heard they have penis enlargement surgery...

Why arent guys happy with what they have? I don't see myself walking around with a forward limp because of my brand-new foot-long dick, for chrissakes :) :rolleyes:

[lambda]

who cares about penises? buy a microsoft sidewinder force feedback joystick! :D
No annoying exercises and it also works with flight simulator 2000 :p

[weedsatan]

apparantly you have a really small dick if you feel that helps...

[jns]

Or none at all? :eek:

[lambda]

no, mine is just okay... it was just a recommendation for those that can't be helped with the exercises. :)

[jns]

btw, I heard they tested this thing on the pope.. :eek:

[Mr Jones]

Originally posted by jns
btw, I heard they tested this thing on the pope.. :eek:

Must be why he walks with a slouch, the sheer weight of it is pulling him over :D