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Bop
28th September 2001, 04:35
*please note this is not me, this my girlfriend- she needs to vent so here she goes (p.s. how do i sign up different members on the same computer?*

Today i found my favorite pashmina (it matched all of my outfits)destroyed, ripped to shreads by my two stupid dogs!!!! But the worst part was the fact that my mother hid it from me. And when i asked her where it was she said, "i don't know". How mean!!!!!! :( :( :(

sgtfuzzbubble011
28th September 2001, 05:19
Sorry to hear that. :(

The only thing I can say is to get cats instead of dogs. They're cleaner, don't smell, are lazy, and won't chew your shtuff up like dogs. :D

Mr Jones
28th September 2001, 05:43
Originally posted by sgtfuzzbubble99


The only thing I can say is to get cats instead of dogs. They're cleaner, don't smell, are lazy, and won't chew your shtuff up like dogs. :D

No, but they do...

Scratch your furniture to bits.
Steal your headphones from next to the laptop
Cough up furballs right out side your bedroom door, mmmmm, squishy
Steal your bacon off your plate when your not looking.
Wake you at 3am for kitty treats
Hiss and spit when you bring a "friend" over :p

On the other hand, they do make a nice noise when content, awwwwww:p

xenofex
28th September 2001, 05:55
The best pet is a baby brother (I guess a sister wouldn't be bad). They only chew their squeeze toys, all the poopin' and pukin' is taken care of by your parents, and the only expense is birthday gifts (at least for me :p).

But I suppose some of you older folks can't exactly ask your 65yr old mother for a brother or sister, but your adults! You have your own ovaries and testicles! Go make your own baby! :)

John M
28th September 2001, 10:31
my mom turns 47 today, but i do have a pet brother, hes 7 now and never ceases to crack me up :)

NeoRenegade
28th September 2001, 22:56
Originally posted by xenofex
You have your own ovaries and testicles!No, only Bilbo :D

And my testicles are lazy, like myself. They do nothing but hang around.

papadoc
29th September 2001, 02:27
http://www.usa.venus.co.uk/weed/agifs/images72/nneko.gif

John M
29th September 2001, 02:29
is that one of those god damned nano thingies?

c2R
29th September 2001, 08:24
Originally posted by John M
is that one of those god damned nano thingies?

Was it not 'neko' a screen pet from the good old windows 3.0 days

Bilbo Baggins
30th September 2001, 09:54
My balls work fine thank you. Do you want a sample?