Burnt tongue

[rm']

Is there anything more worthy of a thread in the Bitchlist?

[randman]

Yes. Getting your "manhood" nipped by the zipper. :eek: I screeched like a girly-man. :cry:

[John M]

and both in the same day? pure bliss :p

[Huehuetenango]

in new york, ate some of the soup nazis soup (now THERES some good soup), but i ate it far too fast, burnt my tounge so badly taht i couldn't taste anything for two days
it was HELL

you have my pity, rm

[zootm]

on a mildy related note:

getting your fingers trapped in the INSIDE (hinge side) if a door...


OUCH! I did this about 4 weeks ago and the feeling still hasn't fully returned to my finger :(

[Merlin]

While we're on the subject of personal injuries: Biting your lip, cheek or tongue. Aaaaaaaaargh!:mad:

[jns]

Or teeth. Ever bitten one of them? :eek:

[J_Bloggs]

How do you bite your teeth?, or do you mean broken?

I've burnt my tounge so many times I can't taste things properly anymore.

[Bilbo Baggins]

Stubbing of the toe, and ripping the nail in two is not the most painless of accidents.

Banging your head on the corner of a metal door is quite hurtful too.

[jns]

Running and coming to a stop by hitting the chest with an iron bar is also not really what you wish to do..

[zootm]

Originally posted by jns
Running and coming to a stop by hitting the chest with an iron bar is also not really what you wish to do..

try crowdsurfing then being thrown into a huge iron bar by security, so that your shins both hit it at the same time.

ouch.

trust me.

[Huehuetenango]

being doored by a car and going through the closed window on the door
OUCH

[jns]

being cared by a window then going through the closed door on the window
OUCH

[Xerxes]

Someone once said getting a paper cut is more painful then being stabbed in the back...

It's probably true... Paper cuts hurt like hell!

[Bilbo Baggins]

Especially when they are across your knuckles or other joints.

[Huehuetenango]

Originally posted by jns
being cared by a window then going through the closed door on the window
OUCH

you making fun of me?
or just trying to say that my post made no sense?

by doored, i mean being out biking and having a door open on a car and you dont' have time to stop so you hit it

[binary hero]

having an idiot of a sister poking you in the ribs as you are carrying a large table somewhere above your foot can hurt.

[V-Rom.com]

Originally posted by :Merlin:
While we're on the subject of personal injuries: Biting your lip, cheek or tongue. Aaaaaaaaargh!:mad:

geez, you're not half right there mate

Aymo.

[jns]

Originally posted by Huehuetenango


you making fun of me?
or just trying to say that my post made no sense?
No.
I was just making fun of myself while making no sense at all in my own post. :igor:

[Huehuetenango]

playing your trumpet at the front of a class, when all of a sudden the bass drum player reaches out and wacks you right in the nuts w/ the mallot

you can hit a very high note for a VERY short time, but then it kind of hurts to do anything other than curl up into a little ball in the corner

[Merlin]

Did that actually happen? Ha ha! :p

[KelseyB]

going down a super-big waterslide only to notice that there is a bump at the bottom right where IT SHOULDNT BE- hurts your manhood in a major way...

[Huehuetenango]

Originally posted by :Merlin:
Did that actually happen? Ha ha! :p

YES
i was in the mini-marching band at my school, we were delivering marching band o grams (don't ask) when that happened
thank you VERY much, alistair
now i probably can't have kids
it ached for a the rest of the bloody day

[Merlin]

:(
It might not be that bad.

[Bilbo Baggins]

Smacking your balls back inside your body by sliding off your bicycle saddle intto the frame hurts. I had to picked up by my dad from the park that day because i actually couldn't walk.

[zootm]

Originally posted by Xerxes
Someone once said getting a paper cut is more painful then being stabbed in the back...

It's probably true... Paper cuts hurt like hell!

you're telling me?!

as a child i once paper (well, grass, but same thing) cut my finger to the bone, trying to uproot long grass.

won't do that again in a hurry. oh no.

[raging_pixy]

I accidentally sliced my scroat with the zip of my trousers and had to bathe it in TCP !

:cry:

[SGT]

nasty, could be a hard one to follow but here goes a few
having yr mate cruse yr littles finger between to swinging doors
kicking a football full of water as hard as you can with your toes so that your big toe nail splits down the middle and finally being shot in the balls with a paintball! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[satcong]

dropping 50 pounds of frozen crab on your dick... that hurts.
Stupidity never sleeps.