The Top 5 reasons game

[apollos]

This game may turn out shit so if it does don't flame - just lock.

This is how it goes:
In each new post someone brings up a subject like
*top 5 reasons to wax and not shave* (or whatever!!) and the next person must list thier personal top 5 reasons to the title left by the last person and then put a title of thier own.


Example:

1st person: Top 5 reasons not to streak in public


2nd person:
5. top 5 answers go here (obviously)
4.
3.
2.
1.

Top 5 reasons to drink pepsi instead of diet pepsi

3rd person: (asnwers this and then leaves a question)




OK! Got it? Im sure your Top 5 thingy's won't be as lame as mine!

To start you off:
Top 5 reasons not to smoke:
GO!!

[jns]

5. Cancer.
4. Smell.
3. Cancer.
2. Adictive.
1. Cancer.


And now.. http://soldier-of-death.net/sargessmilies/Smilies/Sarge/Drums.gif drrr... brraa.. [insert sound of rolling drums]

Top 5 Reasons to wear a kilt!

[apollos]

If you want to do the top 2 reasons thats fine! OK!

ok lets see..

cos they look cumfy
woman can get at you easier
you can go undercover pretending to be scottish


Cant think of any more!!

Top 5 or 2 excuses for haning in paper work in late to your boss

[jns]

5. I was taking my daily nap.
4. I was abdicted by aliens.
3. SNAKES! SNAKES! BIIGGGG SSSSNAAAAKESSS!
2. What are you? My mother?
1. I'm cheating with your wife.



Top 5 Reasons to: Hang out @ WINAMP.COM | Forums

[apollos]

most people are nice
you learn things
it makes your life less boring
you get to help people
you get to laugh at links, avatars, comments etc (like the im sleeping with your wife one! ;) )



What are the top 5 reasons for getting a girlfriend

[Hunter]

Sex is good

To listen to nagging

To hang out with a good friend

To spend nights on the couch with friend

New adventures witha hottie

Sex is good

hmmmm that was 6


Top 5 reasons to brush your teeth

[apollos]

so your gf doesn't dump you
so you dont have bad breath
so you dont need to have false teeth
so paracites dont grow on them ;)
so you can feel clean


What are the top 5 reasons for watching films like American Pie 2?

[jns]

5. They don't catch fire.
4. They don't kill you.
3. They don't eat you.
2. If they kill you, they won't eat you.
1. If they eat you, they won't eat you alive.



Now! The Top 5 Reasons to: Talk with "snake-tongue".

[apollos]

here's my 5 reasons:
5. what
4. the
3. fuck
4. is
5. snake tongue???


Anyway, Top 5 reasons for not taking drugs

[nature spirit]

it's cheaper

safer

healthier

time-saving


less humiliating



Top5 reasons why you're born with nails...

[jns]

Originally posted by Inatlantis
here's my 5 reasons:
5. what
4. the
3. fuck
4. is
5. snake tongue???


Anyway, Top 5 reasons for not taking drugs
Gah. Uhm. You know, it's a symbolic thing, a snakes tongue is split.
In a symbolic way, you are saying something, then you say the opposite, err.
Damn. I can't explain anything. :igor:



This one's hard.
5. Illegal.
4. Expensive.
3. Some might make your body sick.
2. Some might make your mind sick.
1. Not accepted. People will dislike you if you do.

Now another one.

Top 5 Reasons for taking drugs.
(Hey. I'm no druggie, just curious, or something. Perspective is good.)

[nature spirit]

sorry jns.. :D

[jns]

Damn you!
Answer mine instead. :D
It's better. :D
:p
And I didn't get any answers to my previous one either. :p

[apollos]

SNAKE TONUGUE ONE:
cos you can scare people
so you can make them laugh!
Can't think of more!


Top 5 reasons NOT to get drunk

[jns]

5. Driving.
4. Can have fun anyway.
3. If you drink too much, it comes back out.
2. If you drink, you go to hell.
1. Why drink when you can eat?


Top 5 Reasons to GET drunk! :D

[stttafffy]

you are bored
to drink it all before your cheap roomate steals it
with friends, to be merry
for special occasions, like a bachelor party or something
takes your mind off the normal everyday worries

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmm
mmmm

...

top 5 reasonsto get into a fistfight (like a serious 'i want to hurt you' fight)

[apollos]

Because:
you get pleasure
satisfaction
revenge
you show that you are willing to figh so they'll think twice next time

what are the top 5 reasons for NOT doing crazy shit at partys??

[lil vixen]

1) You could wake up somewhere with someone you don't know or remember.
2) You could get laughed at because you didn't remember who you woke up with.
3) You will probably make an ass out of yourself.
woo there's 3 reasons!

humm top 5 reasons to not smoke cigarettes <although I smoke> :(

[Hunter]

So you don't get killed

So you get laid

So you can come back to the party again

So you get free beer and burgers

And so you get laid next time you come back to the party!:D

Top 5 reasons to help people become a better person

Ok we can go with the smoking one!;)

[james]

Because they can have a better life
Because you can feel better about yourself
So you can go to heaven (not that I believe in this one ;) )
so you can do your good deed for the day
so they can get a g/f or b/f!

OK - top ten reasons for being single rather than attached, given the choice...

[apollos]

freedom
not having to buy presents

i cant think of more.


What are the top 5 reasons for not going to church??

[Hunter]

Not religious

Always sleeping in

Hiding from God

Pulling a Homer

Just don't want to go

Top 5 reasons for cheating on your partner

[patroclus22]

Top 5 reasons to cheat on your partner:

5. He's annoying you.
4. The sex isn't good enough
3. You lack money and need to become a prostitute
2. The other person's just plain HOT
1. Butafucco! Butafucco! Butafucco!
(Ok, so I stole that from letterman...;))

What are the top 5 reasons not to drive?

[apollos]

5. you wont kill people
4. you wont scare people as passengers
3. you won't pollute the earth
2. traffic will be less
1. you won't have car stolen.


What are the top 5 of things NOT to say to your parents??

[Bilbo Baggins]

1) Can I have some money
2) Can I have some money
3) Can I have some money
4) Can I have some money
5) I am a woman now...


What are the top 5 parts of the male anatomy YOU would like to lick?

[apollos]

Bilbo, you are very dirty minded! ;)


Well here's the female version
1. The cat (y' know what im trying to say here)
2. The (o)(o) (eyes) ;)
3. Hell! Who cares about the rest!

:D


Whats the top 5 of people from Winamp you'd like to slap (friendly slap)


:)

[Neko]

1 a-arse's arse
2 mr jones
3 sttaffy's ass
4 the bitchass banner adds
5 STEVE!

your top 5 reasons for cheating on a gf?

[apollos]

1 new sex with new person
2 get bored of the same person all time
3 she farted in bed
4 refused to do all housework
5 refused to give BJ ;)

Top 5 reasons for me not to smack myslef with a large trout

[nature spirit]

1- to save the price of a new one

2- the trout was a gift of your mom

3- dont have time to go to the hospital

4- you like your nose as is

5- you dont have a mirror



top 5 reasons why ppl are always late to everything (meetings, airport, etc..)

[apollos]

theyre sleeping with someone
they want to see how desperate you are and how long you will wait
want to get you pissed off
hmm. hard one! :p

Top 5 reasons not to fart in public

[Atmo]

LOL

1. It smells
2. Its noisy
3. It stinks out elevators
4. People look at you weird
5. Save it for when youre home alone in the bathtub

Top 5 reasons not to get a haircut

[golferboy32531]

5. You could gag someone.
4. You could gag yourself.
3. If you smoke, you could explode yourself.
2. If someone else smokes, they could kill both themselves and you.
1. It's rude (so says normal societal doctrine).

Why don't people drive classic cars much???

[apollos]

to show em off
to get a woman
a subsitute of a woamn
to get from a - b in style
to take other people from a - b!
:)


What are the top 5 reasons to get rid of the Queen??

:p

[Atmo]

1. Save the economy of england
2. Big ears will come back into fashion
3. The throne will be another thing for charles to fall off
4. The hairspray industry will go bust
5. She's boring.

Top 5 reasons not to go to sleep when youre tired.

[Hunter]

Dude I'm not touchin' that one:D

To bring a King to the table!

Top reasons for driving with the window open in the winter

and you can't use body odour as an exuse;)

Ok go with ATMO The Freaks top 5 reasons for NOT going to sleep when tired :)

[apollos]

to get fresh air
to easy car sickness
to shout at foxy women in street
to release foul gas from passengers
to give people the finger out of the window (poeple who give u the finger first!)

:)

[Atmo]

U forgot to ask a top 5 reasons inatlantis...:p

[apollos]

Ah sorry!

What is the top 5 reasons to get broadband and ditch 56k??

[eleet-2k2]

better speed
better connection
no hogging the telephone line
if cable, can be used by any cable outlet
better!

What are the top 5 reasons why MS sucks?

[BeerBaron]

How the fuck did you get 800 posts in a month? my god? dont you have a job? or school inatlantis? There is always something better to do than be on the forums all the time. Go do something interesting, fun.

[eleet-2k2]

Originally posted by BeerBaron
How the fuck did you get 800 posts in a month? my god? dont you have a job? or school inatlantis? There is always something better to do than be on the forums all the time. Go do something interesting, fun.

This is how.

Total Posts: 755 (31.35 posts per day)

[apollos]

Originally posted by BeerBaron
How the fuck did you get 800 posts in a month? my god? dont you have a job? or school inatlantis? There is always something better to do than be on the forums all the time. Go do something interesting, fun.

Thank you! Well ye I suppose I have no life! :D
Nah! It's just its the hols for me and I can think of nothing better to do than amuse myself by reading everyones comments! I go back on the 16th so my av will go down from 30 odd to around 20 within a short while! :)

Ok, back to the game:

Top 5 reasons for taking up sports are??

[zootm]

[list=1]
you're too stupid to do anything else
you want to beat people up
you want to get paid £10,000 a week for doing nothing at all
you want to be able to make fun of people who don't
for fun (strange i know, but it does happen...)
[/list=1]

top 5 reasons to castrate bill gates?

[apollos]

C rap OS'
A dds bloatware to OS'
S lags off other competitors
T he people of Microsoft hate him too
R ips us off
A dds an automatic crash feature on all os'
T ests our patience with bloomin Windows
E longates my suffering to 6 months of 16 colours for my pc!!

B lows our money on creating pointless OS' like Windows ME
I n the future he'll make computers to kill us all!
L ocks programs like Netscape from using Windows
L leaves us £400 poorer after wasting it on ONE cd! (XP Pro)


What is the Top 5 reasons NOT to use Linux??

[zootm]

X-COM- apocalypse
Medal of Honour: Allied Assault
i hate these bloody installers. "choose installer verbosity"?!
MacOS X is based on UNIX, and so is linux
i'm outta HD space


top 5 reasons that the USA is a pretty cool country? (despite bush etc...)

[Hunter]

Nice colored flag

Miami Beach

Beer sold in convieniece store is convienient

New York

NFL

US Marines

Yadda Yadda Yadda

Top 5 reasons not to swim in the ocean or lake

[jns]

You can be eaten.
You can be beaten.
You can drown.
You can get lost.
You can cause a catastrophy.

Top 5 reasons not to do THIS:

http://www.kulturpasset.com/~jns/from_pj/DCP_0674.jpghttp://www.kulturpasset.com/~jns/from_pj/DCP_0666.jpghttp://www.kulturpasset.com/~jns/from_pj/DCP_0667.jpg
(Okay. Last one: I did not pass out. It's about 3 seconds after the middle one. :p)

[nature spirit]

(applies only to oceans)

sharks

pollution

currents (might take you away to the north pole without you knowing.. until you face a pinguin or something)

floating mines

tsunamis :D


top 5 reasons not to have a cell phone

[jns]

You're too slow, ns. :D

[nature spirit]

well.. seems it's a 1 for 1 :D

[apollos]

Top 5 reasons not to sleep with your best friends mum:
(Thinking American Pie here)

:D

[jns]

Well. I guess you have no choice but to answer mine instead.

[apollos]

Ok ill answer it.

Cos your pissed
on drugs
mentally insane
retarded
want to show your a dumb ass
;)

Top 5 reasons not to sleep with your best friends mum:
(Thinking American Pie here)

[jns]

Change 'on drugs' to 'drunk' and add 'because someone stole your left shoe and your cigarettes'. :mad:

[apollos]

He he! I see!

TOP 5 REASONS NOT TO DO THIS:
http://www.rudefun.com/pictures/animals/7.jpg

[Hunter]

Because thats not chocolate

Because you logged on to rotten.com

Because that must be illegal somewhere


Top 5 reasons to move to the country

[jns]

Because you can do as in the image above.
Because it's not chocolate.
Because it must be illegal somewhere.
Because there are animals there.
Because I don't live there.

Top 5 reasons to whip a llama ass!

[nature spirit]

cuz u have nothing better to do

cuz you have a new whip and you wanna use it

cuz the llama ate your atm card.

cuz the llama spoiled your best carpet (u figure how)

cuz u wanna record the sound of the whip to include in a flash animation done for the forums.

:D


top 5 reasons why you should not have a cell phone (I asked this b4, I know, but no one answered it.. live with it) :)

[apollos]

None at all. Reasons to have one:

For emergencys
not to make a big phone bill
can send convenient text messeges (i get 5 free a day)
can store stuff on calendar
send emails etc
:)


Top 5 reasons not to watch TV

[zootm]

[list=1]
melts your brain
loses you friends
wastes valuable drinkin' time
eastenders
(in the UK) constant threat of TV Licensing coming round and beating you upside the head with a "TV detector"
[/list=1]

top 5 reasons that dr. mark sloan (dyke van dyke, diagnosis murder) knows everything...

[apollos]

hes a stalker
he's supposed to know
hes a smart ass
he's obssesed with his shitty job
he is a boring fart

What are the top 5 reasons to get rid of Tony Blair and/or Bush?

[zootm]

[list=1]
Bush is an unethical nutjob
Blair does everything Bush says
Bush wasn't voted in fairly
Blair is no longer supported by most of his party
i just plain don't like 'em...
[/list=1]

top 5 reasons that the entire cast of eastenders should be shot into space, never to be seen again...

[apollos]

boring people
they have no life
they are annoying
they cant act
they make everyone feel depressed

:mad:

Top 5 insults to a man

[Ryo Hazuki]

Originally posted by Atmo The Freak
Top 5 reasons not to go to sleep when youre tired.

-homework
-UT
-Counterstrike
-newgrounds.com
-so you can visit you're friends at the winamp forums :)

Top 5 reasons to/not to go outside....?

[zootm]

Originally posted by Ryo Hazuki
Top 5 reasons to/not to go outside....?

-homework
-UT
-Counterstrike
-newgrounds.com
-so you can visit you're friends at the winamp forums :)

top 5 reasons that my minidisc player 0wnZ j00?