WANTED: Talent

[fwgx]

What do you wish you were good at but aren't?

For me it's maths, playing the guitar and getting across ideas, in speach, clearly and coherantly.

[Bilbo Baggins]

I wish I could speak without making an arse of myself / mixing my words up / saying things wrongly (like mixing all the words in a sentence up) / using the proper word.

I hate my speaking. :hang:

[Aero Zeppelin]

I feel the same. I also want to do guitar better and maybe be in a band.

[Sandman2012]

I wish I had more business saavy. I'm trying to break into my field after having worked for myself since I graduated two years ago. I'm having to re-invent myself from Casual Hippy to Suave Business Guy. I have a lot of money in student loans to pay back so I want a job that will pay really well. It's been difficult to change, but I'm learning.

[apollos]

I would love to be able to be a good Mathematician.

I would also love to be an artist. I have many ideas for art but my hand never agrees with my ideas so it alwyas looks shit :D

[J. Burnaway]

I wish I could sing well enough to not scare small children.
Part of me wishes I were more ambitious - the other part of me wonders why.
I wish I were neater and more organized.

I'll help you math challenged people in exchange for help in these other areas!

Oh, and ditto on what Inatlantis said about being an artist.

[patroclus22]

I wish I could write fiction. I'm great at non-fiction. Hell, I wrote the audit "How-to" manual for my workplace, but can't do anything creative.
Of course, creativity in accountants is usually bad.

[John M]

Originally posted by patroclus22

Of course, creativity in accountants is usually bad. see: Arthur Anderson.

i wish i could play teh guitar better.

[patroclus22]

Originally posted by John M
see: Arthur Anderson.


See also: Worldcom

[Xerxes]

also see footnote: Ponzi Schemes ;)

[eleet-2k2]

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
I wish I could speak without making an arse of myself / mixing my words up / saying things wrongly (like mixing all the words in a sentence up) / using the proper word.That's pretty much the same as me. I'd like to be better at math. Although I am pretty good (dont mean to brag) I still 'panic' on the simplest of questions. :hang:

[buddy139913]

I would want to be better at making graphicall images, and be good at HTML, JavaScript, etc. Even tho I'm the only one at my school who knows HTML, kinda.

[dollerspark]

I wish I knew a lot more, but since that's not a "talent"

I wish I could play my guitar a helluva lot better, be in a band.

I wish I could view and express my thoughts a lot more clearly than I do.

[incubus*chick]

I wish I was better at math and not so nervous when I hafta do a speech.

Also, I wish I didn't procrastinate so much and that I had more motivation.

[primenumber]

There are probably quite a few things that I wish I were better at. A couple that come to mind right now are I wish I were better at programming and more comfortable in front of a group of people when making a speech.

[asshole]

I'm like a jack of all trades, so there isn't anything that I'm really good at. I just want to be able to be really good at whatever career I'll have.

[SSJ4 Gogitta]

I'd love to be able to do voices...

Like, drive upto McDonnalds and order as Arnold Schwarzenegger or Butthead...

[J_Bloggs]

I can make an arse of myself in front of the whole school, but I can't do a speech in front of one class.

I can't belive how bad people are at maths, I'm no albert enstein, but gess.

[John M]

Originally posted by patroclus22


See also: Worldcom dude andersen audited their books too :p

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Damn, when I saw this thread I thought it was about chicks....

I want talent - talent of the 20-25 year old variety, female of course, dark hair etc....

[Adil]

Originally posted by ethan_h
Damn, when I saw this thread I thought it was about chicks....

I want talent - talent of the 20-25 year old variety, female of course, dark hair etc....

You don't have that already?? :rolleyes: What a world...

[ElChevelle]

I've already got above average talent.
It comes with being left handed;)

I do so wish I could get "Stretch Armstrong Jr." tied in a knot as a party trick though :p

[Bilbo Baggins]

Originally posted by ethan_h
Damn, when I saw this thread I thought it was about chicks....

I want talent - talent of the 20-25 year old variety, female of course, dark hair etc....

The thing with chicks is that they grow up within 6 weeks to be hens or cockerels, and then have feathers, shit everwhere and eat anything.

[fwgx]

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins


The thing with chicks is that they eat anything. BONUS! ;):D

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Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins


The thing with chicks is that they grow up within 6 weeks to be hens or cockerels, and then have feathers, shit everwhere and eat anything.


Mine usually grow up to be spiteful bitches, spread shit about me everywhere, and eat anything that has a price with more than two digits after it :)

[Bilbo Baggins]

There you go then :D

[Curi0us_George]

I wish I was good a lot of things:
The trumpet
Giving speeches
Fighting
Getting women
Looking not ugly
etc.

It would be nice to be able to understand the math behind Quantum Physics, but it's not that terribly important to me.

[Adil]

I wish I was good at keeping money in my bank account.
I wish I was good at skining animals with buttons.
I wish I was superman.
I wish I was married to a top model.
I wish I could stop wishing.

[papadoc]

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
The thing with chicks is that they grow up within 6 weeks to be hens or cockerels, and then have feathers, shit everwhere and eat anything.
I used to haul chickens from the East coast to the West coast.
I hated it when it rained.
I had to stop and make 'em put on their little raincoats,
their little rubber boots, and thier goggles.
:D

I wish I'd stuck with learning how to play the violin.
That's the only thing I started and gave up on.

[mindofka]

I woul'd like to have the talent of not showing my emotions so clearly and it will be nice if i could have more self-control
a part this
hi to all, i returned to the community after a long time, hope evrything is going well!:D

[patroclus22]

Originally posted by John M
dude andersen audited their books too :p

Oddly enough, Andersen audits the ****** I work at...mwa hahahahaaha

[/evil laugh]

[CrowbarTK Hullo]

i'd like to be able to write a good fic...

[Atmo]

I wish i was better at understanding the feelings of others.

[SNYder]

I wish I had a photographic memory.

[Neko]

i wish ayumi hamasaki was my pet sex slave

[Sandman2012]

Originally posted by Neko
i wish ayumi hamasaki was my pet sex slave

Here ya go, my man. My gift to you...

[omarello]

Originally posted by papadoc

I wish I'd stuck with learning how to play the violin.
That's the only thing I started and gave up on.

Same here, but i didn't give up on it though, i changed to guitar, but hopefully i will get back my violin talents someday

[papadoc]

Originally posted by omarello
Same here, but i didn't give up on it though, i changed to guitar,
Same here, but that was 30 years ago.
And hundreds of sets of guitar and dobro strings.
:D

[deadrabbit]

i stuck with violin, got sick of playing classical 2 or 3 years ago, bought an electric violin, and switched to jazz and rock. papadoc, you could have been and other sugarcane harris or jean luc ponty . ..

[omarello]

yeah i was thinking of buying an electric violin, but couldn't afford it, i wanted to switch jazz and rock. and found the guitar is the way to go , i wanna be a rock star and get laid every day:D j/k

[deadrabbit]

violin's only gotten me laid once, but what the hell, that's good enough for me

[omarello]

once, wow, violin did do me any good. haha

[Neko]

Originally posted by Sandman2012


Here ya go, my man. My gift to you...


w000000000000000000000000000000000000000t!!!! YEA BITCH, GO DOWN ON ME YEASAHH!!!

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