whats the most dangerous thing you own???
 

Just looking around my house while I went home for lunch, and realised how dangerous some of the stuff I own is. For example, shotgun, hunting knife, large kitchen knifes, lots of power tools, knowledge of how to systhesise explosives/toxins from readily available chemicals. not to mention my razor sharp wit :p Take your pick :D

So - to all out there, what is the most dangerous piece of kit that you own???

i got a sister and boy can she be dangerous:D

Yes - I can testify to that. Especially where she does that little thing where she.....






:D

Or even worse, a girlfriend. She goes places where no-one else does...

;)

See previous post :D

The most dangerous piece of kit I have is a three-piece kit I keep in my briefs. At least, it's well-guarded :D ;)

We have a pistol in the closet, which I imagine is probably the most dangerous object.

An ulu knife- despite it's main kitchen purpose, you could easily cut someones throat with one jab...

http://www.ulu.com/gnpstore/image85.jpg
(Picture of a cheap one)

A couple various utility/hunting knives as well...

I have a sythe somwere, I carnt remeber where.

my guitar skills, coupled with my guitar have been described as a weapon - and that is not a compliment

Two swords... lots of kitchen knives, including those ones that can cut metal... cordless drill... X-acto knife?... we used to have a Sawzall somewhere, but it was my bro-in-law's and he took it back...

And if you go to Chris' house, his brother has a bbgun, and two very nice rifles.

Oh, and sometimes my nipples can cut glass. That's pretty dangerous.

nipples that cut glass? can i buy them off you?

hard nipples are cool :D

I have a lil vegtable knife and lots of heavy pc equipment. Apart from that I can't think of anything else dangerous I own. My parents have all diy type stuff.

/philybabygoesbacktocottonwoollivingarea.

i have a very accurate 50 lb pull x-bow pistol. its so much friggin fun, it would stop someone in thier tracks for sure.

The most dangerous thing I have (well, it's my mum's) is undoubtedly the car. After that, it is definitely my girlfriend. She can cause a huge amount of damage :D

Windows Media Player. (I guess I own it, even though I don't remember asking for it). If that doesn't qualify, my stun gun. ZAP!!!! ;)

Hahahaha!!!
I'm with Lemon_Chicken on this one...my axe is a sonic weapon!
Played through a twin stack of Marshalls I can make ears bleed, explode windows, and shut down the electronic ignitions of passing automobiles.
A couple of weeks ago I nearly caused the Contraband Commmand Paranoia Patrol to crash when it's helicopter's main rotor began to buffet after encountering sound waves from my garage.
Make mine metal!

My girlfriend. Shes a MAN EATER! LOL

Several katanas

I am hiding some dude named [could offend people] in my basement. Isn't he dangerous?

im a redhead..'nuff said

As it's potentially dangerous things... it's a close call between my electricity and my cars.

Both can kill very easily if I felt the urge to use them in such a way... 230V connected to the bath for example, and zap!

"im a redhead..'nuff said"-Pixiefied
Damn right.
The only thing more dangerous than a cute redhead is a cute redhead with double Ds.
Ms. Deaux interupts to remind me my XR600R is none too safe, to which I reply "pshaw", but I think I know what she means. I haven't the heart to tell her I'm no longer the fearless gladiator of yesteryear.

I've just got the standard fare: kitchen knives, electricity, cast iron frying pan.

I've got some straight razors, but they are at my parents' house.

/me reaches to his pants and whips out his most dangerous possession...

my car keys silly!

the most dangerous thing I have is my dial-up connection. It changes me from a mild-mannered young man into a raging hulk with each second it takes a page to load.

I'm gonna have dsl in less than a week... :D

car keys?? you should have said that pair of socks you got in there!

This.. :D:D:D:D:rolleyes:

a pc with ie and the forums in the favourites (to get to your razor-sharp wit, ethan).

kitchen knives, car, there is a slurry pit round back, there are a good few bodies in there (slurry = organic fertiliser, that's all you need to know).

dont forget your lime.....wont smell so bad

**puts on his blonde wig**

The most dangerous thing I own is my mind it gets up to all sorts of things

either the double barreled shotgun or the chinese semi-automatic assualt rifle. i have a 60lb bow but i dont know how to use it.

Cavalry sword (admittedly its only a dress sword, but its pretty lethal)
A cleaver
6 knives with at least 6" blades (kitchen knives)
Used to own some throwing knives, but they got lost.
Dismantled trebuchet (i made it a couple of summers ago when i had a catapult fad going)

I AM the most dangerous thing I own...

On the other hand, I own a 30/30, lots of sharp knives, a pocket knife that's way to sharp to handle (Gently press on the blade and you can cut yourself), some fireworks (Blackcat firecrackers, Blackcat bottle rockets, artillery shells, etc), my car, a chainsaw, a lawnmower, broken glass sitting on the bottom of my garbage can outside, an accidental print-out of a naked man while I was drunk once...

That is true. Anyone seen Tomcats? Twice the main character gets into trouble with redheads.

I own a katana. Very real and very sharp.

my own 6 inch needles are more dangerous than anything named in this thread so far!

A genuine hand-made Honduran war machete. It's right up there with my mad skills when coupled with drumsticks :p

heck, just about anything can be dangerous if it is used as such.

Re: whats the most dangerous thing you own???
 

Lol! You mean like some ammonia and sulfur creates a nicely sized stink bomb, or a fertilizer bomb? ;)