Yeah, there's water in the tap. I could hold a victims head down in the sink, and they'd drown.

Or I could "do" someone with a blade from the kitchen.

i have a lot of kinda generic and not always considered dangerous weapons around my house. for example, i have a slingshot (whup-de-doo youre thinking, except it shoots at 300+ fps). i have dozens of exacto/misc pocket knives around. and all the generic axe/sledgehammers, etc. all in all its a lot of weapons if you think about it. oh yeah and my potato gun. hehe :p

I'd say my broadsword is the most dangerous thing here. I'm better with it than I am with the other 3 swords I own. I've got a couple of nice daggers here, too,

Mack 10, AR-15, Mouser, Automatic Shotgun...;)

You mean besides my leaked copy of TF2? Well it'd have to be my friends
HDD, (for the things that are on it), thats if I still have it.

what's on the drive?

btw dashrike do u have a pic of your potato gun?

This can be pretty dangerous if you don't know how to handle it. :)

i would have to say that the most dangerous thing i own would be my drivers license:)

i'd say so. btw what is it?

Holy Sheista...:eek:

On the subjectof knives, I just learned how to throw 2open butterfly knives up in the air and then catch them. It`s scary...I always think I`m gonna stab it through my hand, but you have to time it just right so that the handle lands in your hand. If anyone tries this after seeing this post, I suggest using leather gloves to start off with...otherwise, you might need a hand. :p

Get it? Need a hand?! I made a funny!

that can be pretty dangerous if you KNOW how to handle it too!

hell, i lived with a war veteran and an army weapons freak. nothing you guys have mentioned comes close to all the shit they put up on our walls for decoration... let's see, katana, broadsword, longsword, honduran machete, throwing stars, a crossbow, throwing knives, a heavily modified paintball gun, a m16 rifle, live rounds, another rifle (i don't remember the brand), mre bombs... and i think i saw a grenade up there once too.

Yup!! And all I have is electric fence which keeps me on this grass field.. But try to piss on it and ZAPP!! :p

The other cows could be dangerous though lapikas - what if one of them was imported from the UK, and carried with it the mad cow's disease, or foot and mouth? You'd have to be culled then...

(note: yes, I know it's been eradicated in the UK now, but I, er, meant before that. Or something.)

That looks klingon-ish...
http://www.sgtfuzzbubble99.homestead...smileyworf.gif

But I'm a bit special ya know.. Lurking in these forums and all. It's not everyday you see a cow chating in forum... :)

fair point, fair point!

You must be a fairly clever cow - fluent in, er, cow, English and Finnish... likely with a bit of Swedish and French or German added in for good measure. So therefore probably not mad.

Biogeneticly modified cow from tshernobyl.. I don't need flashlight :p

my very own pointless post.

That reminds me a bit of something I heard on the radio in Ireland - they were talking about flashlights or something, and someone phoned in to say that he didn't need one, as the sun shone out of his girlfriend's arse!

I don't know whether the caller was looking for a slap...

:D ppl can do the stupidest things...

Re: Re: whats the most dangerous thing you own???
 

no... more like Sodium chlorate, glucose, potassium and diesel to make the more explosive kind....



[edit]Don't worry, quantities and key ingredients have been left out. Don't want fingerless forummers now, do we....[/edit]

:D:D


Uh huh. :)



To a certain extent, but I saw a blade (I can't rememeber what they're called) that looked exactly like the small blades that Klingon warriors have. Ya know, the ones with the small blades that pop out of the sides. :) Next time I go by the store I saw it in, I'll buy it.

A "Dk'tagh" i think it is.

If you've ever played the "Fallout" rpg's, you can actually find one, and use it as a melee weapon. What's funny is the description

"A replica dagger from a 20th century sci-fi show. It can really used as a weapon, which is very sad" ;)

the tv. can bring whole crowds at a time to an early demise. For that matter.... it already has, though not my specific copy.


(and you think i'm kidding. really.

just think about it.)