things NOT to do while drunk
 

while, as some of you may remember, i began university this week
and THAT means FROSH WEEK
i've spent the entire week in a drunken stupor, and have discovered something

DON"T fall asleep in public places where i go
i've seen three guys get tea-bagged so far

DON"T agree to tackle someone, then fail to
an upper year now wants me to lick the sun-dial which ppl regularily piss on

DON"T do keg stands when you're nose is stuffed up
that one is self-explanatory, i think

but, other than that, it's been an AMAZING week

much drunken debauchery

What is tea bagging?

or you could just not get drunk... :rolleyes:

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Barbaric... :hang:

hehe... those Are the days. anyone who says high school are the best years, never attended college...

well getting tea bagged ain't cool...

(i'll never get are/is right... damn english language)

Sundial crime eh ;)

I can tell that Xerxes is going ot have a whale of a time at uni.

u dont know?

Please don't use word "Frosh". It's only been 3 weeks since high school's been up and running, and while skateboarding the place I can already find some posters up around the place with "Froshman" on them. Sorry, but it's starting to annoy me now...

Oh, and I've learned one thing as well. Don't try to flirt with chicks while severly drunk. The last thing you wanna do is say something terribly stupid, pass out in front of them...or even puke on them...

"And with his last ounce of strength, he pointed to W and S. Or from his point of view, M S: Maggie Simpson"
"No, with my last ounce of strength, I plucked out my gold fillings. Those paramedics have sticky fingers"

My school is major lame-o, so I didn't bother going to frosh week.

Fist + Testicles = Pain :)

I can't remember my fresher's week.

I understand now.

From what I understand "tea-bagging" is not punching ones, ahem, jewels but rather it's when a man whacks his, ahem, jewels against another man's face.

I got my definition from John Waters' "Pecker"

Boplicity is right, that is the correct definition of tea baging.

All i can say those first years in college were the best. Good times thing change nearing the end.. But still lots of fun. and for you high school kids you'll get your turn. :cool:

not where i go
here, that's junking

tea bagging is when you find someone passed out, you whip out your testicles, put it on their face, and someone takes a picture

edit, damn bop beat me

When you are drunk, it is best not to approach women like this:

http://www.o-t.us/upload/guest/vamp.jpg

When you wake up, they will look like this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/610000...tpeople300.jpg

Disclaimer: Post is for humour only

LOL @ Bilbo Baggins. Heh, I think it's not wise to do anything while drunk! Just go to sleep and not worry about commiting anything illegal. That is, unless you can get to your bed.

College is sooo not a social scene to me, the extraneous little social flings and "weeks" and parties... and whatever... count me out, completely uninterested.

I actually agree and sympathise with you there.

i'm not a huge party goer but i need the occasional kegger or else i'll go nuts and start sniping people...

I would add to list:
If Bilbo is around, you're of the female gender, don't drink.

I felt guilty once, but she woke up half-way through-Quagmire

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hee hee, I think I know which sun dial you're talking about ;) boy I'm glad I wasn't in your college :p

Just wait til next week, then classes start :p One thing, most of the buildings are really hard to navigate inside. It's easy to find the right building, but very hard to find the right classroom. I recommend going a few mins early to your first class to make sure you find it on time. Also, classes start at 10 past the hour.

here at my uni there's not this kind of shite, but when i did rowing, there was something called "grease".
if you don't know i can explain

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i figured you would

it's a good college, very friendly (though all the ppl there, myself included, are, as the saying goes, nucking futs)

i managed to get out of the sun-dial licking by getting the head of the college to agree to let me tackle him

i'm actually scared about next week, since the REAL initiation stuff starts next week
i've already been threatened w/ deportation several times (deportation: they drive you to another city, drop you off there w/ a list of things to steal, then you have to get back on your own w/ the set amount of cash they give you)

That's really be tough to go through Huehue.

I'm with Xerx, that kind of stuff doesn't interest me at all.

What is 'grease'?

argh, more reasons why i hate HUMANS. MORONIC and just plain STUPID acts. @$%#^&* idiots...

I felt like adding another thing not to do.

Do NOT bring gasoline to a party when you're planning on getting severely blitzed. Do NOT Place the gasoline on the hosts driveway, and do NOT Catch that gasoline on fire. But if you absolutely MUST, then DO NOT STAND INSIDE OF THE CIRCLE OF GASOLINE AS YOU LIGHT IT, YOU WILL CATCH ON FIRE. My friend Hunter found that out the hard way last night, his shoes and pants caught on fire. Lmmfao.

i like the dont get drunk in the first place idea the most. it seems to avoid all the possible troubles that are associated with drinking and general stupidity. ha i win. eat me.

/...Spits out dashrike...this doesnt taste like chicken! :D

not to do when drunk:

do not think that another man's car is a urinal.

Pretty self-explanitory?

imho the most important thing not to do while drunk is to consume more alcohol. better yet, don't get drunk in the first place.

LMFAO!!

That has got to be the funniest yet most stupid and irresponsible thing I've heard all day! :):D Thanks for the laugh. :):up:

Doesn't that just defeat the purpose of getting drunk in the first place though? :confused:

This weekend i lost many times at beerpong and drank about 25 half-filled glasses of beer, than after that we went for a drive. We ended up at a 13 kegger, went in, and thought it was looking shady. So while everyone was completely wasted the 5 of us stole one threw it in my trunk, and woke up the roomate when when dropped it on the ground. Good times.

P.S. The kegger got busted shortly after we left.

How the hell do u have fun than?

it's called "freshers' week" here. i remember that week. bits of it, anyway.

do's and don'ts....

DO cheat in competitions if beer is the prize (3 minutes on the treasure hunt? no problem! if you collect the objects first...)

DON'T sit on top of fridges

DON'T get naked

DON'T be sick in your friend's flat before 4 of his flatmates move in

DO talk to people who look non-threatening

DON'T talk to people who look threatening

DON'T punch people

DO drink lots of water :)

DO drink lots more alcohol

DON'T sleep face down ;)

DO sing

DON'T play musical instruments

...and many more... all from experience, so trust me!

we're gonna hijack freshers' week this year. we need drinks promotions. wallets empty.

whynot sit on fridges?
i did several times this week, they are very comfy to sit on while watching a movie, and there are no otehr seats in teh room

wait, DON"T get naked?
streaking is very commonplace where i go

don't sleep face down?
i wish someone had told me that on monday

when drunk, try not to have an arguement about lightable farts.

My freshers week starts in 7 days.

Good luck and have fun. :)

PS: All that money you've saved to last you until Christmas? It'll be gone in a week. Trust me. :D