Urine for a treat: Scientists Grow Penises in Laboratory!
 

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Heck with pills, now you can just get a replacement. :confused:

"The six-million dollar penis"

"We can make it better than it was...
bigger...
longer...
wider..."

Cue music

Penii?

:p

Just imagine walking into your doctor's office later in life:

"Hi, could you show me something in an 8-and-a-half."

On the serious side, I know of people with clinical microphallus who this will be a godsend for.

But, MOOOM, I love my original penis!

Hmmmmm... :igor:

Forget fingers baby...

:D

That is actually quite an amazing feat. :)

It could help all men alike, of any size and stature. ;)

and by notradaumas (cant spell it) predicted by 2099,we will have more pig parts than human parts.


its a good thing...a pigs orgasm lasts for 2 hours!

I can hardly tell if that's a good thing or not... :igor:

GOD THAT WOULD BE ORSOME!

It would put an end to the "nooner" however.

Imagine the clean-up times...

Not if she's thirsy ;)

/me dons a flame retardent suit and prepares to play dodge the axe against a group of angry female forummers

no one could drink for TWO HOURS. thats just CRAZY TALK.

i've drank for more than two hours at a... oh. i see. drinking that?

i'm so glad i'm a guy. and that i'm straight. i mean no offence to gay peeps but that has to be worse than the fluid from a woman we can drink... and in less quantity...

Depends on waht you eat.

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did you mean to say:
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yes i got it...thank god for that edit button

You can always count on Xerxes to bring us such wonderful news.
:igor:

I was only jokin Pixie :)

me knows:D

Shows how much time Science has on their hands. What's next, growing breasts?

"hey does it look like i'm talking into a bunch of robotic penises?"
"am i suppose to paint the penis?"
"am i suppose to sculpt the penis?"
"am i suppose to conduct with my penis?"

Been there, done that...

ya..didnt you see all those mice that escaped with a breast on their backs???

Wait how did they figure this out again?

ew, my penis is awesome - just ask all those women lining up to have a chance with it... take a number please...

lol! family guy rules!

Are there penis enlargement pills like the 'popups' keep telling me or is it a load of, hmm....balls?

i don't know, but someone who knows my email is insistent they work...

i also keep getting emails about enlarging my breasts. i'm quite happy with the size of my penis. and my breasts.

I do have to admit I could do with bigger breasts :o.

i think bilbo's the man to talk to about this...

If ya put em all over a VW it'll look like a pink porcupine.
Maybe.

The image of laboratory penises was disturbing enough, but that thought has consigned me to Broadmoor for a looong time.:igor: