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You know you're fucked if you dream about eating chocolate pudding, only to wake up and find a spoon up your ass...
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...your soap falls in the prison shower...
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....when you meet your online gf in real life for the first time and she's a tranny...
....even more fucked when she brings her other bigger bf's over to play... ....you're superfucked when they got it on digi cam and the whole world can see it.... Lee |
...if that white stuff around your mouth isn't the tarter sause your friends were talking about...
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...your mouth feels gooey when you bit into that 'hot dog'...
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...when you hear your penis snap during intercourse
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...when you wake up in your dark palace to the touch of U.S. Special Forces combat knife pressed to your throat and voice saying, "Is that lead for the enema melted yet?"
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...you're in the same room as Jack Bauer and he says to the guard, "I'm gonna need a hacksaw."
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...you fall on your boner...
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Your boss says "Can I talk to you for a minute?... in my office." (Gulp!)
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...you find out your girlfriend had 3 sex changes.
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ROFL!!
..you have a kidney stone and its stuck in your peehole... |
when you find out that you've ripped 60 albums in WMP without disabling the DRP and you've burned them on CDs for future use, and you've upgraded your hard disk...
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you know you're fucked when you create a wave of highly intelligent super, huge sharks and lock yourself under-water with them.
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....when your dad's car that you're riding in stalls on the tracks and the train's coming...
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...when you have to look at a web site to know if you're fucked or not.
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Your cellmates name is Big Red Johnson.
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...you are locked up in prison and the inmates are smiling at you.
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...when U have dated ur girl 1 year and she says : "U know, 2 years ago I was a man..."
...when U hack in to NASA and U see commands at their computer: Intruder found! Detecting IP... IP detected... Searching location... Locatian found... Targeting ion cannon... ...after car crach u find that ur penis isnt there where it chould be. |
you know your fucked when you hear a pop pop come form your monitor, then it reboots (only thing that I could say it did) then red is gone. and you have a full color PPT presentation due in 45 minutes that you can ONLY do on this computer (really it hasnt bee my day. been working on the ppt for several days now and it is for some important peepz. job decision makers if you catch my drift :cry:
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You know you are fucked when you are walking along the tracks and suddenly the train comes up behind you, and you trip as you try to jump off the tracks.
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...an appropriatly named Dodge Ram is speeding right towards you...
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... when you have nothing better to do than post on a "you know your fucked when..." thread
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if you get a letter in the mail asking if you want to be a cast member of Final Destination 3. apparently some of the origonial cast members have died for falsely portraying death's design
Ironic isn't it /note the above is purely a fictonal work of art by the author jon_joy_1999. any references to anything in the real world are purely coinsidental basically if the shit happenes the way I said it I didnt even know about it //note |
... when you get laid
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when you're 30 and you've never fucked
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when you're 40 and never fucked
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...when U die and you have never fucked!
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if you die then youl NEVER know the joy, therefore in your eyes not missing out... anyways...
... when your head explodes, im running out of ideas, i need sleep |
...when you're so fucking drunk and you find yourself stripped naked right next to a heavy set 'bear'...
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...when U die and go to the gays hell (thats internal suffering)!
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when your wife wants to call your daughter butch
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You're semifucked when you wake up with 7 naked babes... :D
ure fucked when there is some kind of mistake and you go to women heaven. (At first its heaven. But after 10 years, 100 years..?) |
then you continue to fuck... i dont see the problem???
when you go to gay heaven (if youre straight(no offence intended(dont ban me... please(shit)))) |
...people don't realize you're just fucking around and take you seriously.... ;)
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If Raz gos bit freeky then ill just ignor him...atleast try to...
...when U have no ideas for "Ure fucked when... Topic". |
i ate all my medication :)
...when the thread has near enough died yet people continue to drag it on with unimaginitive not funny posts because their very very evry... ::hours pass:: ... very very bored |
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