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ryan 6th February 2003 13:00

".... when you post PORN LINK!!!...

Raz 6th February 2003 15:34

s'been done

..... when everythings been done

ryan 8th February 2003 00:50

When raz tells you its all been done.... or you get a pm from Mr.Jones

Raz 8th February 2003 03:55

when i maliciously ravage your toaster...

jon_joy_1999 8th February 2003 17:12

when you've been fingered by god

thx for the inspiation Raz

Raz 8th February 2003 17:33

heh
....... when i eat your socks

Shenlong 8th February 2003 20:02

...if you're car is on fire about to blow up, and you don't react fast enough in getting out...

Jaak 8th February 2003 20:09

...and after this you have to be hole life in hospital in big pain.

Shenlong 8th February 2003 20:34

...you think you can get away from the cops, only to find another one around every corner you pass up...

Raz 9th February 2003 06:34

.. when you blow up cars and shoot people and blow more shit up and your on a big killing exploding rampage and then you explode yourself

Magic_Midget 9th February 2003 07:57

...when your blind date turns out to be your divorced mom...

Raz 9th February 2003 08:00

... when your blind date turns out to be your divorced dad

Jaak 9th February 2003 10:41

Ouch!
... when your blind date turns out to be your divorced GRANDdad

Raz 9th February 2003 11:08

..when your blind date turns out to be roseanne (the one from that shite tv show)

jon_joy_1999 9th February 2003 14:36

Quote:

Originally posted by Raz_001
..when your blind date turns out to be roseanne (the one from that shite tv show)
I wouldnt be caught DEAD going out with roseanne. and if I were set up on a blind date I would hunt down my friend, take him to a fat farm and force him to look at all the hidden cam vids they have (you know that is what they do there. not just your normal wight loss procedures. they got a little hankypanky on the side too.):blah: :D

...when you are forced to watch fat farm vids for 24 hrs straight

Raz 9th February 2003 14:51

.... when you know in detail about the process of spying on grossly obese peoples when they get it ooon. :p :blah:

Magic_Midget 9th February 2003 20:13

...when you realize the fact that it is 'tons of fun'...

Picaune 10th February 2003 02:04

...when your blind date is YOURSELF

Raz 10th February 2003 15:42

when your blind date is blind

Magic_Midget 10th February 2003 16:30

...when your blind date is a blonde..

Raz 10th February 2003 18:32

blonde just happens to be a scapegoat for stupid jokes, youve got to have some sort of steriotype or the jokes dont work though, like irish people. ahh well

when you're in a bottle wishing someone would rub it....

ryan 10th February 2003 18:53

When your not in a bottle wishing someone would rub it...

Raz 10th February 2003 20:25

you can do that yourself... go here

when you find yourself saying
"sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me"

Magic_Midget 11th February 2003 06:09

..when that saying doesn't stop a bully from kickin your ass...

Raz 11th February 2003 15:29

when theres still people who dont know how to deal with bullies *sigh*, :shakes head:

Magic_Midget 12th February 2003 04:45

..when your toilet overflows from your last dump...

Raz 12th February 2003 08:01

when the public toilet overflows and theres a big queue waiting outside

Magic_Midget 12th February 2003 19:49

...when you're trapped in the bathroom filled with overflowing shit...

Shenlong 12th February 2003 22:31

...When you're next in line behind me to take a dump...I flood toilets on purpose... :D :p

Picaune 13th February 2003 01:24

... when you boot up your PC, try to take a dump in Shenlong's toilet, give up, come back, and find this at the console:
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xzxzzx 13th February 2003 02:54

Quote:

Originally posted by [Arcane]
...when your blind date is a blonde..
Phfff.... Most of the stupid people (by my standards) I know are dark-haired. Then again, most of the people I know are dark-haired. Hmm. That explains it.

Raz 13th February 2003 10:27

....when your living in trailor home, eatin mayonaise sandwiches, fuckin yo sister, listening to JOHN COOPER MELONCAMP RECORDS!!!!!

Picaune 13th February 2003 17:01

... when you're sitting in your 13x7 bare room with concrete floor, listening to Path: A Journey Into Ambient Music by Windham Hill Records.

Raz 14th February 2003 11:38

when the toilet full of overflowing shit begins to suck you in

Jaak 14th February 2003 14:09

When u must jump out of burning building and only spot to fall in safely is BIG bile of SHIT.

Raz 14th February 2003 15:01

.... when everything except you all of a sudden turns into shit for some reason

Jaak 14th February 2003 15:23

...when only u turn into shit

Raz 14th February 2003 15:29

youl be too much of a pile of shit to care
... when your too much of a pile of shit to care

Jaak 14th February 2003 15:58

...when you make 3 days one avs and then some shithead says: "THAT SUCKS..."
(in some case he'll be fucked )

Raz 14th February 2003 16:56

when you spend 6 hOURS WORKING ON A CRAPPY AMOEBA SUPERSCOPE IN AVS AND YOU FUCKTARD COMPUTER CRASHES BLAAAAAAAARRRRBGHHHH :mad: :mad: :mad:


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