Fuck where?

that's the question.

u get a legal notice from the RIAA

when 007 asks where.

ur standing outside on the football field wearing the gayest stupid marching band uniform, playing music that u were supposed to memorize but didn't, its halftime on the homecoming game, your school is losing 42 nothing and u just went about ten steps too far and you're all alone because u went where u weren't supposed to.

True story. I hate marching band

As a condition of my probation(the first time) i agreed not to release any information pertaining to the forced sodomazation by the bovine policewoman(for lack of a more forum pleasing term)
But thank you for taking the time to notice that absent from my post
Paymet will come shortly

you know your fucked when you feel your ass ripping open......

That was just bad, s1138. Bad. :p

You know you're fucked when the rugrat decides the computer makes a great piggy bank.

when you wake up from a bouncing motion?

when you go camping hours away from a store and realize that those leaves are actually posin ivy...

this happened to me
your camping hours away from a store and you get the runs...

Yes, poison ivy == bad, particularly when camping.

You know people around me are fucked when I've run out of coffee.

I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL! ;)

Actually, you know your fucked when you accidentally drink the burning hot water from the water conditioner!

starbucks coffee costs too much and tastes shitty shitty.

seattles best is better. are that lil shop ,moring star coffee, down the road with hella cheap coffee thats hella good.

try drinking straight black and see if you still like coffee :P

...when the equivalence to RIAA in Finland, TEOSTO start taking money from 12 year olds.

Yeah there is better and cheaper coffee than Starbucks. I love those tiny donut shops that serve coffee. I'm a big fan of Coffee in the morning with donuts on the side.

Yeah dunkin doughnuts actually has some pretty good coffee that goes great with their doughnuts. Not enough love is going to Dunkin anymore :(

I discovered Dunkin's houseblend when I lived in Florida (go figure). Good stuff. Hmm, maybe I can get the ex to send me some.

... you realize no one cares about derailing the thread.

Sorry xzxzzx :) back on subject

... the bill collector doesn't bother to even call you.

the bill collector holds your dog ransom

...you run out of gas in the middle of nowhere

Ewww, and you live in Texas don't you, hgnis? That's one hell of a nowhere to run out of gas. I've had my clutch go out in this POS I used to have about 25 miles out of town on a backroad.

...your ass feels like its just been ripped wide open

you suck dick for a bag of weed

True story?

witnessed and had propossed to

you start snoring while the boss is talking in a team meeting.

you start snoring while the HEALTH INSPECTOR is giving a meeting
(true story...happend three times so far at my kitchen)

When your mom tells you that the rugrat acts just like you when you were her age.

/me thumbs through the yellow pages for the nearest convent


Part Deux:

When you wake up at 8:30 having to be at work at 9:00.

..when you find a chicken foot in the vegetarian pizza you are eating.

you know your fucked when your head gets cut off and your brain is still fully functional and thinking for 7 seconds...

and you can see your beheaded body lying on the ground next to you.

buy some item cheap and it's sold 2 shop futher upon the road for less then you paid

you know your fucked when your pissing on a fence and you suddenly realize its an electric fence.

when you call Officer C. a "Ni...". True story, happened this morning to a friend(the officer) of mine.

Officer C. calls for back-up and pulls out a phone book

Heh, the reason the moron never did finish saying the "N" word was because he was laying on the ground out cold with a dislocated jaw. And before you yell "police brutality", Officer C had responded to a call that the moron was beating the crap out of his girlfriend at some rest stop. Officer C does not like domestic violence. :)

When Your Gamecube Says Fatal Error, Please Restart And Try Again.

(It's Happened To Me!)

stupid game cube. xbox doesnt dot that.
pissing on an 110volt electric fence hurts like fucking hell

when going at 100 you hear that oh so lovely siren behind you and the speaker voice saying pull over.