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....and remember that yer holdin on to a friend's QP
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... if you just floor it and dont look behind you, just keep on going so they cant get your license plate your speeding through neighborhoods and they block you in because they know the area better than you
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then you suddenly realize that you still have the 4 ounces of kb in your console...
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...when its your second day of boot camp and drill sarg says "private if you fuck up one more time IM GOING TO MAKE YOU WISH FOR THE REST OF YOUR NINE WEEKS THAT YOU WERE DEAD" than you proceed to fuck up in the next excirise
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you know your fucked when your at work and there is a hot ass girl walking past you and you accidently say something about her ass just a little too loud and she hears you.. she is the senior account executive...
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Damn, I'm in the wrong job mrD7.
....when you get a letter from HR saying you need to go to "charm school" |
When yer boss says you are no longer allowed to go to HR because she keeps getting complains
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...when charm school doesn't help.
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you tell your boss your to weak and ill to go to work and they find u l8r that day trying to win a high score in a Dance Dance Revolution arcade game at the mall.
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ahaha that has happend to me before.. but i was driving to a girls house to go swimming.. and i ended up being right next to my boss at a redlight! oh god it was hard to try and explain that one lmao....
you know your fucked when you get sandwiched from all the traffic.. on the 2 sets of railroad tracks... and the gates close leaving you in the middle and the two trains is headed right for you... |
...Chev becomes mod. :D
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Good one, hgnis :up: :D
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when your girlfriend sees you jerking yourself off on a gay magazine
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Speaking from experience eh dax?
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That's low d0rk, just low.
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..your girl's lying near-comatose next to you, panting, barely able to move. Naked. Yup. (Soz if it's been done. =))
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..ShyShy happens upon a certain thread in GD. Crap. =D hehe
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...when you're name's iomegajaz|hugh..
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Touché
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'En guarde..
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... she decides to draw out the punishment....
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I don't know if that's exactly a bad thing there jaz...
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Trust me.... he'll be squirming.
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Well, maybe he's not into the same things I am..:cool:
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...when you're name's iomegajaz|hugh..
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Original jaz. :up:
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And I do believe I win this round, thank you.
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..when a certain l'il lady is under the impression that she's won..
=D |
ooooooooo.........Sounds like fighting words to me..
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Quote:
Darlin' hush... |
Seems like this one's going to ShyShy jaz...
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when you wake up one day and realize that you don't know if you are awake or dreaming
hehehhe...guess everybody knows where that came from |
You KNOW you're fucked when somebody come & wake up you from deep sleep.
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...when woke up with chocolate around your mouth after you had a itchy ass last night.
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Quote:
You're not fucked, you're just pissed. |
...You are a young Catholic boy, and you go to church often...
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....you realise a post is going to come out your ass when you're taking a crap.
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Shitting a redwood forest, hgnis? :p
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...and the paper just ran out. :(
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You know you're fucked when you have nothin beter to do with your time than to sit in front of you computer, constantly checking your email to see if any one has responded to you posts on the winamp forums.
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