halloween tails
 

Well last night my son decided to cut our cats ear after we got back from treating (thers no trick cus the kids are not old enough) He cut about a 1/4" on each side about half way up. So that inspired me to start this thread.

what is some of the worst moments of things that has happened to you when it was least expected? Like a family picnic, or outing of some kind.

I was out fiddling around on this thing called the internet when I found the Winamp forums:igor:

when i was very lil in Puerto Rico my grampa decided to take me to teh beach, i always loved to look oraund trying to find fish swimming, or snails etc.. well one day i found a crab, this was about 4 inches wide and it just sat on teh sand staring at me for a seck, i was like o.O ooh pretty!! and it ran toward me about 3 steps and started to snap its claws.. i was like, !!!o_O
and i started to back of and it kept gettign forward till it ended up chassing me to my grampas car and didnt stop til i lost a sandal and it atacked it.. my grampa laughed his arse off.. but i didnt think it was funny at the time :mad: :p

talk about a true craby crab..:eek:

my friend got run over (hit and run by guy skipping lights) on the way to the bus station so we could go to a gig in glasgow. we looked at his foot, and it wasn't really swollen. he figured he could walk on it. so we walked the mile or two to the bus station, got on the bus, walked to the gig (he was limping all the while, the pain getting worse). in the gig, he ended up in the moshpit (he's completely insane). when we left he could barely walk, so we half-carried him back to the bus. when we got back to edinburgh we had to get a taxi to the hospital. when they took his shoe off, we saw that his foot was half-black with bruises, and about twice/thrice the size it was normally. he'd broken 3 bones in his foot.

we told the police the guy's registration number. they went to his house, and asked him about it. he didn't give any excuse, or deny it.

they never followed it up.

it was hilarious seeing him fall flat on his face just outside the hospital after getting over-zealous with the crutches though.

Re: halloween tails
 

how did cut the cats ear?

my worst moment is camping in the middle of b.f.e and my "monthly" starts. :eek:

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he found a pair of scissors that we thought we hade put up. But with kids you can't put things up enough!!!

THIS JUST IN.......my wife just got back from the vets office. joey(the cat) is going to be fine and heal up with no problems

kewl...i imagine the cat will remember that for a long time.

Pet mutilation.... you should check this kid in to a psychiatric ward, and make sure there are no goat skulls in his bedroom :-p

I choped off the end of my thumb with sisors once, still not sure how.

Or chocolate bunnies...

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BEST_JOKE_EVER!

:D:D:D:D:D

I thought it was pretty funny, but the ol laddy didn't laugh that much. I bet she was thinking if I knew where rm lived I go over there right nw and show him psyco. no not really. just play'n