What do you do?
 

http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/ar.../ln/ln16a.html

You're standing at the top of a hotel and a [chinese] airliner appears to be coming straight for the hotel.

What do you do?

use my super mental powers to create major sunspot activity to fry the electornics in the plane and have it crash, then call superman to land the plane and take out the bad guys
[edit=Bah the plane has already crashed by the time superman has shown up. guess he'll just have to put out the flames and rescue the survivors]
oh no not another what do you do game. you ain't getting credit for this thread I hope you know

Not a lot I could do. I'd just keep sunbathing and drinking my Mai Tai. :cool:

wait and watch till i knew exactally where it was going to hit. if it was where i was i'd hope the buildings next door are close and jump across buildings, and keep going for as far as i could.

I live in waikiki...I didn't see or hear any plane, though at 6:55 am I would have been sound asleep.

:D just what i was thinking :p

Might have been problems due to the wind.

Kauai, Oahu, Lanai, Molokai, and Maui were on a wind advisory (40-50 mph gusts) for much of the day yesterday.

See http://www.pdc.org for Hawaii (and more) related weather content.

Just before the plane hit my last thought would be, "Damn, I never got to e-mail that Alex Jackson guy about the propaganda .mp3 that loads with his Media Whore skin." ;)

methiinks that the pilot got fired.... (the one from the article that is...)

hmmm, plane heading straight for me... id throw a rock or two at it, see if i somehow make it crash like in the movies :D, if not, id jump off the hotels roof into the pool :D:D:D

wave at the passengers. if they wave back, it's good luck.

well, it's at least fun.

Jump in a phone booth and topple off the side of the building, then three feet before I hit the ground I would jump out of the box and safely hit the ground from the a safe three foot hight.

Easy, next question.

take my vr goggles off and wish i had bought "super mario's virtual plumber" instead of "osama's magical jihad 5"

Whoa...

Would that actually work?

nope, despite the fact that you jumped "upwards" out of the falling phone booth, your downward velocity would still be more than sufficient to kill you, or at least severely injure you.

What I would do:
Take out my handy rocket launcher (been playing too much GTA VC I think), utterly destroy the plane, and then go inside the building as the remaining part of the plane blows up in the face of the building.

Find the aforementioned phone box, realise it is the one from Bill & Ted, go take a crash course in chinese, write a large sign in all forms of chinese that says "Go that way, morons! ->" take it back to the roof of the hotel in the time machine, and avert disaster.

Or if it turned out to be a lame studio prop ;), seek a token form of shelter behind it and await the inevitable.

Or just watch as it flies over the hotel, saying "Fuck, that was close". Then wonder why the hell I am on the roof of a hotel.

run like fuck.

Haul serious @$$.

..Bungee jump off the side of the hotel with the pulley set up I was going to use to wash the windows of course...:)
Or you could just place your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye...:D