Screwed!
 

A guy is walking along the beach, when he meets a girl with no legs, crying.

"Why are you crying?" he asks.

"I've never been hugged," she says. The guy hugs her, but she continues crying.

"Why are you crying?" he asks.

"I've never been kissed," she says. The guy kisses her, but she continues crying.

"Why are you crying?" he asks.
v "I've never been screwed," she says. The guy picks her up and throws her into the water.

"There," he says. "Now you're screwed!!!!"

the guy is clearly a moron, assuming that the parts of her that were there were reasonably attractive....

that's an old one, ethan.

doesn't stop it being sickeningly funny though...

... and tight...

I see you've neglected to take your medication today old man...

The IRS and the Rabbi
A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS.
His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi.
He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old rabbi, so he says,
"Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in
a while they send us a free candle."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every
once in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins from your
circumcisions?"
The rabbi says, "We send them to the IRS, and every once in a while
they send us a little prick like YOU."
:D

speaking of old ones, eh?

lol thats funny :up:

old jokes, eh?

"what's brown and sticky?"





"a stick!"


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