Make something up about another member.. 2!
 

Ok. since fish stole my forum and turned it into the yearbook forum, i will steal this forum instead!

The idea of this thread (for those of you who dont remember the first one from the Random Rumor Mill) is to... MAKE UP STUFF ABOUT OTHER MEMBERS! MUHAHA!

the rules are:

• POST NOTHING THAT WILL BREAK THE RULES OF THE FORUMS.
• I am gonna trust you all not to let this get out of hand and turn into a big flame war.
• PLEASE, children. Know that NOTHING in this thread is to be taken seriously.

Oh well, that should be enough. Have fun.

Invisable man isn't really invisable.....

... or a man.

Widdy farts uncontrolably when confronted by dogs

Philly really is a girl, least that's what she said last night when I shagged him :igor:

Mr Jones went and washed his cock and I expelled after he raped me brutally last night.

phily cheats at seti

*gasp*

Randman is really Lance Bass from the hit teen pop group, N*Sync :D

Chev and CraigF are really the same person.

-=Gonzotek=-

:blah:

Watadoo was once a notorious 70's porn star known as Billy "the goat" Malibu.

His more famous films include "pipelayers II", "Backdoor investigations IV", "Oral Consupmtion" and "Billy the Goat and other farmyard friends".

It was the discovery of this previous occupation that led to his downfall from the AOL/Nullsoft organisation, and not the widely reported "lay offs", which were merely an exercise in damage limitation once the truth was known.

Watadoo can be seen these days scratching a living from pole dancing at various strip joints around the bay area, and will perform all kinds of "extras" for you if the price is right ;)

Well you had to mention the Hooka parties didn't you :D


/eerrr best keep it on track...errrrr

Twilightseer wishes he was English !

This will be the best thread of 2003.

Watadoo's invention of the "Daily personal patron tequila waterfall" is singularly responsible for AOLTW's multi-million dollar stock devaluation. :p

and Twilightseer is an American in the foriegn witness exchange program. :)

Xerxes recently failed the audition for the lead role in the forthcoming Linkin Park biopic, despite knowing all the words to the songs, he just couldn't hit the high notes :p

/crawwwwwwling in myyy sssssssssskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnn :D

Xerxes denies the fact that his porno name was in fact, sexreX. :p

GoldenSphynx is gay really, Phily Baby boned Monica Luin..whatever and Clinton is totally innocent.

Sawg is actually a Wildcats fan

Well actually I did do that :).

Mea is satan's little helper.

Bilbo is really an axe wielding murderer and has been responsible for killing Kenny on more than one occaision.

UJ

Sawg's toilet ISN'T REALLY AS CLEAN AS HE SAYS IT IS *gasp* :eek: :p



[edit]just found out sawg only has 1 toilet :o[/edit]

Bizzy_D admits it!

InvisableMan is a genuine tranny that performs at night lubs ever night for peverted old men and ladies.

but thats true though, how did you know i worked at night lubs?

apollos wears tellytubbies briefs in the shower.

The ghost of Mizter_E haunts these forums and sucks the life essence of wandering straight forum members who are so unfortunate to be alone in the wrong place.

Luckily, the ghost can be repeled by 5 MB of straight pornography and no instances of George Michael mp3's on your hard drive. :p

i was in bed with sarge and found out he was really a woman!
then the other night i was in bed with incubus*chicks mothers uncles sisters brothers nephew and he was telling me that she has a huge mole on her ass!

this is how watadoo looks like :
http://www.winamp.com/images/team/bill-face.gif

watadoo's name really came from the only words that ever spoke from his mouth...what i do???

Pixie has 17 kids.

Ahhh, I love the pictar, Steve went and ruined it with the damd circly things in the background....

/back on track, Pixified recently advertised herself as a mail order bride in the January edition of "BridesRus :-satisfaction guaranteed or your money back" magazine,

I await my package with interest...


/17 kids?, now you fucking tell me :mad:

actually..3 with alimited life span on then all

cowlick13 Is one of the nices, coolest, most intelligent, loving caring person you will ever meet. If I could have a brother I would wish it were him. He's almost god like. What a guy!!! :up:

Bizznatch LIKES it when i stalk him in frys.

Cleanup on aisle 7...

im sorry mr.jones..the only thing they sent you was the little midget heraphrodite..i hope he/she is your type.

oh ya..no refunds or exchanges.

thanks :)

Sarge really drives a Ford....

ElChevelle lent him the Ford...

oo. boosh. we got Chev and Sarge good. :D
...

Xerxes spends many sleepless nights thinking of ways to TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

http://carbon.cudenver.edu/~mstilman...inks/brain.GIF

i agree webthing, if only more ppl were like him.

liquidmotion is a sonique user :(
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and xerxes was a hippie

binary is really a man

Phily is using my picture as her avatar.