Which would make her my granma eh Dad :D

boys....no cookies for you.watadoo..go strip and stand in that corner. mr jones..GET BACK IN TEH BASEMENT!

She is, and boy did you love those cuffs!

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I don't want to bone Pixie.

huh?..philly,your supposed to say something about another member..dont lie to yourself.

phily is really johns mail order bride. :)

[i knew it would be fun to remake one of my favourite threads of all time... that i made :p]

Chev was once a mail order bride, but promptly retired after being orderd by the Hells Angels to be used as a biker bitch. :D

I lie to myself all the time anyway. "people like me, I'm not strange, everything's fine, we're all safe, AOL is good..." etc.



Sawg is a an ex-wannabe human.

Obviously a Republican'ts attempt to make Chev look like an idiot. I'd never lend someone a Ford unless I wanted them to drive it off a cliff!

What you're gonna got real good is Chev and Sarge's size 10-1/2 orbital launchers in yo ass :blah:

Definately False! Though I am starting to like him more;)

THE biggest load of crap I'll read all year...............except for Cowlicker's posts:p

Fuckin' mailmen delivered me to the wrong address. THIS mail order bitch was supposed to arrive at the home of someone named B. Gates!

Now, for my contribution to this thread:
ALL members of these forums have at one time or another, voluntarily or involuntarily, have fantasized about applying their tongues to my massive purple helmet:p

the last time i saw it,it was blue from me squeezing the FRIGGIN LIFE OUT OF IT :P..

yeah.. i was about to mention how, thanks to pixiefied, your massive purple hlemet is now a small pink prosthesis :blah:

See?
There's that friggin' Invisitard peering through our bedroom window again:cool:

he wants your body chev...

damn straight :D

I heard Mike the Llama was being lined up to take the job of chairman of AOLTW now that Steve Case has done away with himself, , what could possibly go wrong....

I say the corporation slaughter the llama and read the divisional lines on its liver to guide AOL and inform them which department they should sever off first.

Originally posted by El-Ford Explorelle:
Well we know that wouldn't be a exactly untruthful for JustSomeOni or the aformentioned ghost of Mizter_E... ;)

El-Ford what?:igor:

Puhlease don't mismenstruate my name with a Ford Exploder:p

"The smaller the better" for Pixie.

:)

xerxes is bush in disguise

Widdy dislikes kittys...:D

and he drives a hydrogen-powerd volkswagen bus

What the hell? :blah: :p

i man is right..i seen it with my own eyes..that receding hair line.ewwwwwwwwww.

sexrex was the second member in hairclub for men, he's had a receding hairline since he was 4

fish really isn't a fish at all, he lives on the land, has no scales or gills, forward facing eyes and often walks upright :p

Jones is not a mister at all... :weird:

and his mother is french.

France rolls over for anyone who attempts to invade their country but opposes any action on another country.......OOPS!, THAT'S true.....sorry!

chev's mom is french.

I'm really Mr. Jones' LOVER!!!!.

Ummm, she's actually American.......she's lived here all her life:rolleyes:

Well then your parents cars were only Fords! ;) j/k lol

Ummmmm yeah, all americans drive fords:rolleyes:

Fine! It sounded better in my head! :/

;)

all your base do NOT infact belong to Nem....

it belongs to me :)

And you belong to me, there for indirectly they all belong to me :)

yes master....

Twilightseer owns a Gamecube, and loves it.

bizznatch isnt the king of smiley spamming.

sarge is.