Dragonson then turns into a dragon, then chomps idiot's diminutive penis off.

Dragonson soon after falls victum to a rare but deadly STD, which would of otherwise been fatal to idiot (contracted though lama shagging ;)) Idiot survies though his victory is bittersweet, being a bit less of former.

Winner: Idiot

next match!

s1138 vs. Nemessis vs. SLK vs. sgtfuzzbubble vs. ElChevelle vs. griffinn vs. Twilightseer vs. Xerxes vs. Bizznatch vs. jns

ROYAL RUMBLE BABY!!!!

SLK gropes everyone.....

(:D)

I wanna go best of three rounds with Cammy and Chun-Li. Now.

ps. Hands off my pussy. Er, kitty. Kitten. SLK. Whatever.

btw. You're all stupid.

[EDIT]
Jesus, for Christ's sake, someone give me shit, and mean it. I won't ban you, and even if I do, I'll get in a shitload of trouble.

I should drink less scotch now probably.

Idiot starts humping jazz's leg from outside the ring...

fantasizes hgnis....

...hands Nobby a cigar while Jazz cleans the yogurt from his leg.
Sarge pull out his hoe and shakes it at Chev....

Chev whips out his thong pics, which puts Sarge into a drooling stupor and gives Chev time to steal the hoe...

idiot drops a nuke on everyone.

idiot wins.

CHICA VS. BILBO!

FIGHT!!!

Bilbo fashions thirty poison tipped arrows. Chica uses Matrixy-Copy-Cat moves to dodge twenty nine of the arrows (that Bilbo is obviously throwing at Chica because the narrarator forgot a bow), and then catches the last arrow between her teeth, snapping it in half. Chica growls and...

transforms into Smith!!! Bilbo is caught off guard, not realising that he's become part of the Matrix...

Bilbo picks up a phone, and dials 0. He gets an operator, who is really an operator. Bilbo screams 'DAMNIT'. Noone can dodge sound waves, and Smith is knocked over. He conveniently hits his head on an oak coffee table and dies.

Bilbo wins!

[Edit] Whoops

Uh.

Who won the fight?

And the person who ends a fight can't pick the next anyway :p

I think Bilbo won. Welcome to the Matrix....
I'm gonna turn the tables a bit

RAZ VS DECADESOL

****FIGHT!!!****

Raz wows decadesol with complaints of post pumps and makes a few nice threads.. then

-cough- I want someone to finish this fight -cough-

DecadeSol immobilizes Raz with his virus allowing him to...

"Do the hussle" while raz is still out...

But Raz recovers faster than DecadeSol anticipated, and stumbles over to the "Epidemic" thread to get the antidote while Sol is still "hussling". Fully recovered, Raz counterattacks by...

...starting the November MOTM nomination thread in August, which leaves DecadeSol...

without a hope of winning motm. but suddenly...

DecadeSol posts Forty, yeah that's right, FORTY
adorable kitten pictures....Raz is temporarily overcome with
warm and fuzzy feelings, and is going to google faster than a hooker with a plane ticket to Vegas, when....

Raz realizes what he's doing and comes to his senses! He furiously googles and posts forty really scary pics. DecadeSol is paralyzed in fear until...

Atmo, steps up and trashes 'em both for post pumping!
Sol then....

is aided by widdy, who says that the pics were good!
as atmo and sol are distracted by widdy, Raz....

Grabs sarge's handcuffs(reg, tm) and...

puts them on on of his hands, the other on the bedpost and invites........

Sol to join him in strange and wonderful "explorations".:eek:
Sol passes out cold....

...after 14 bone-crushing orgasms, leaving...

nobby handcuffed to the bed while some prison inmate jamed "Big Red" somehow finds his way to the bed....ravaging nobby..

Sol wins

I am lost...all I know is that I won the first fight. GO ME!!!

three way battle!

rm' vs. radioactiveman vs. hestermot

GO!

Yes Sol may win The battle with nobby; but Raz's commie comradres come
to his aide and while Sol is passed out cold and wisk him off to an unknown location. Winner:Raz! :D
let the fight of the MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES begin::up:




Good luck to all of you! :confused:

rm', radioactiveman, hestermot all get banned.

nobby wins!

hehe....
but Idiot jumps on Nobby's back and elbows hims at the back of the head, whereupon Chev who was observing at a distance...

bribes idiot to go away with thong piccytars. Nobby takes the chance to infect idiot with another lame virus thing.
Enraged, idiot....

goes newb mode, enters an mIRC chat, whereupon he is told to deltree C:\. He does so and...

...is forced to use his computer as a bookend. He is so distraught that he...

buys a mac. however...