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...he is now unable to run winamp. In shame he...
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he takes to wearing a blond wig, fuzzy sweaters and generally
looking alot like "Ed Wood".... |
which has the unforseen side effect of hiding him from Nobby.
Nobby takes this time to make his sig even more annoying, causing a certain mod to join the fight. he is... |
"The Sawg (BOT)", who creates eight- six programs
to neutralize Nobby....:eek: All of this done under two minutes.. frightening, really...Nobby cannot get on forum , computer is for the moment, having seizures, .... Winner:, by default, "whoever the hell the other guy is in this scenario":confused: |
it was idiot.
next fight: parksie vs sarge! |
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and I thought we were friends widdyblahwhatever....:hang:
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he made the 1 word thingy threads. is almost as pissy as germ
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I'm sorry ( extends paw)...."whadja' change your name for????":confused: remember..."gay dancing Spiderman" :D WELL?? |
Sarge plants his hoe firmly in the ground and gets ready to strike Parksie when...
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Parskie "flame dances" and causes sarge's trusty
hoe to stall slightly. But then |
Sarge pulls a fire extinguisher out of his sleeve and effectively douses the flame dancing. However...
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Parksie is agile and quickly jumps on sarge's trusty hoe's back!
This ain't pretty folks. sarge with blistering anger... |
Unleashes his super mega ultra magical mystery slash attack of doom upon parksie leaving his shit in ruins. The winner, sarge.
WHO WILL OWN OUR SOUL, OUR SAVIOUR AND LORD? OR THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS? THE FINAL BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL AND IT'S ONLY ON PAHAHAHAY PER VIEHEW. JESUS VS SATAN, LIVE AT THE WINAMP FORUMS, TONIGHT. ORDER NOW ONLY FORTY NINE NINETY FIIIIVE!!!!! GET YOUR TSHIRTS NOW http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p...dTSSOP0067.jpg |
AHAHAHAHAHahahaha....Oh I can't breathe..ehehehehehhehe The best Raz, no really!:D :D :D
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Satan flexes his muscles causing most forumers to bet their life savings on him. While the skinny Jesus remains quiet. Satan rushes towards Jesus while Jesus raises his hand to his face to block himself.
Satan pretends that his face has collided with Jesus' elbow and falls to the floor unconscious... Jesus wins. Satan collects his winnings from the betting table and leaves the Winampers (and South Parkers) broke. :D Next match: ShyShy vs Widdykats. |
Nobby, parksie didn't make the one word threads... Bizzy D did.
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Widdy perplexes ShyShy with Kitten pics, leaving her self open for ShyShy to..
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Aw my jesus vs satan battle didn't last. :D
turn around and make a devastating blow to the back of the head. Widdy bears her claws and MAKES HERSELF LOOK REALLY BIG!!!!!!!! |
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Widdy (That's me, folks) then proceeds to show ShyShy the very
latest Bloomingdales, Neiman's, and Toys R Us catalogues, which pre-occupy Shy while Widdy (still me) plans a sneak attack: but....:eek: |
Shyshy isn't really preoccupied, it was all a big windude style conspiracy and she unleashed the catalogues in a huge mega flurry of evil devastating magical poisonous paper cuts of mystery. Widdy screeches in pain and unleashes...
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grr..basterd...raz...must...kill...raz....!!
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A flurry of scathing(untrue) remarks about ShyShy's
attire and home; being female Shy is temporarily crushed.. |
Widdy uses this oppurtunity to slash away and bite and scratch and take a slight break to play with some string then continues the killing.
The winner. Widdy. Next fight, Raz and his craziness vs TV. I recently had the misfortune of watching television (bad idea). Seems that adverts have dropped to new levels of shallow. I saw one that had some cheesy cliche clip and said "buy erm, this thing, oh go on pleeease". I mean what in the name of naked mud wrestling is that supposed to acomplish? Maybe i'll do some work, then i won't have to watch them anymore, I'm going to become a doctor. No, No! I'm going to become a robot. Oh man.. that would be the life. I could say "WARNING... I am a ROBOT..." in my super robot voice. I could pick up things with my robot arm, and put them back.. all the while making cool hydraulic noises. Oh man.. and I'd have some of those ultra-laser hypnotic flashing eyes to burn holes through people's knees. "Don't mess with ROBOT, I will burn a hole in your knee" I'll say. But then i'd break, and people would say "LOOK, OUT OF ORDER" and i'd say "i'm not out of order, YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER. THE WHOLE FREAKING DRINKS MACHINE IS OUT OF ORDER". But then i'd be afraid of the magical super mystical evil ninja llama half human chair waffle people from the planet cheese who are stealing my brain waves and using them to develop a sort of evil nutrition paste soylent green mush to feed the penguins who sneak into my house every night and steal some of my sanity and a pair of my socks They're after my brainwaves. If we don't act soon surely my home will explode inot a firey inferno of doom and i'll undoubtedly contract some rare form of ass cancer. They're evil and we have to stop them, or they will build their super hyper mega ultra evil doomsday device from hell and take over the world and make us build big penguin statues of of the evil mush from the nether regions of cheese. Will you join me in my ultra quest to save the universe from giant floating hedgehogs with laser guns and metal detector vacuum cleaner attatchments who plan to take over the world by stealing all the faberge eggs in nebraska. I'm not the crazy one, EVERYONE ELSE ARE THE CRAZY ONES!!! oh i'm sorry i have to go, it's time for my mush. |
uh....er....:confused:
We'll be right back after a word from our sponsers :D :D |
Raz uses http://www.pflash.com/matt/Baseball%20Bat.gif :D
to "engage" T.V. in discussion! but..... |
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nobby wins, for no apparent reason
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..other than the fact that Raz violated him first with the bat.
While Nobby raises his hand and Raz's back is turned, Raz's tv revives the unconscious Idiot who.... |
Gets really confused with all the goings-on and goes on a rmapant killing spree with two AK47's and a remote controlled tank killing everyone and everything and proceeds to shoot himself in despair.
The winner, the cockroaches. |
Next to battle. DJ Egg and Atmo. GO!
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Atmo, not noticing he's left his computer on for so long, the computer overheats and atmo throws djegg onto it, he begins to fry but escapes in the nick of time, just in time to unleash.....
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the ultimate powers of EGGMAN!! ... Where is sonic the hedgehog when you neeed him?
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Atmo draws Eggs eyes to a wicked digital picture that envelopes his world...
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Oh man, i just laughed so hard at this page. This definately needs a bump.
Finally, the battle of battles, the culmination of centuries of wars has come down to this. The final battle, the winner, will be crowned housepet royalty, they will be the greatest. The final battle, a flurry of claws, teeth and fur. Who will come out on top. Find out tonight. Widdykats VersuS dawg4life2k1. LET BATTLE COMMENCE!!! |
dawg shoots widdy and wins.
done :D |
* gonna fly nowww* Plays Rocky theme to boost morale cuz' basically.
Widdykats(that's me folks!...:up:) knows she's screwed! :eek: Widdy(:D ) goes to google faster than a slacker to the unemployment line, and down loads 100 that's right100 stunning looking swimsuit models....who are lonely...the boys seem preoccupied... |
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