Thus, dawg, being the male whore that he is, is left jaws open and drooling, leaving Widdy to slide a slice of her poison cookies....

dawg munches the cookies, spits, growls and lunges at widdy.

Widdy makes herself look REALLY BIG!!!!

Dawg grabs her by her tail and whips her around the room as if a paper doll.

Widdy screeches a deafening banshee like scream at the touch of her tail and proceeds to hide under the cupboards for an hour. Whilst under there she plots the doom of dawg BY....

Plotting Widdy(that's me again folks:D ) decides to leap onto the counter then to dawg's head:eek: The Horror! Dawg may be stuck with dare I say it..
Kitten-head for the rest of his life.... Dawg then takes a large bat
out of the closet to dislodge the aforementioned feline(still me)
from his head!:confused:

Damn i can't find a good picture of that cat from family guy they get when brian runs away. Nearly pissed myself laughing at that.

Dawg runs around wildly banging his head against anything to get off the clawing machine attached to his head. Dawg collapses, widdy deals the final blow: claws out his eyes. Dawg bleeds to death while widdy quietly cleans herself.

The winner. WIDDY. :D

The Morale Of This Fight: Never Fight with a creature with nine lives
ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE?
Next fight Raz vs. Fickle! :eek: FIGHT!

WELL? :p

hmm. I'm just not that exciting, I fear.

Raz jumps to the head and unleashes his monkey to soften up fickle
MINI BATTLE
Fickle vs. Raz's monkey :D

Ahh, but Fickle unleashes his "edit" button, stupefying Monkey....

The monkey becomes an incoherent babeling moron, allowing Fickle to unleash his hatred of Acme Markets onto it, completely obliterating the Monkey. Winner= Fickle

Restart:
Fickle vs. Raz

Raz pulls out a hammer and a sickle and starts swinging away with both, but Fickle...

opens a can of Republican whoop-ass... freezing Raz in mid-motion

But this only a temporary setback folks...Raz, that opportunist,
shows Fickle 72 that's right72 adorable pictures of Fickles new pup! Fickles sits down and stares loving at pics., while Raz..

hurls apples at Fickle's head in a desperate attempt to knock him out...

and these are not regular apples these are "Commie Red" tm Apples!:eek: Fickle is prepared
with "The Corer From Hell"....

to unleash the fury, but out of nowhere comes the jazz with his outback skillz and croc hunter accent to grab both Raz and Fickle in a neck lock and...

Engages them in Wild and Lewd Outback Sex with the natives :eek: OMG! All are tired after unusual "Australian Partying."..(Don't ask...no really..Just Don't!:eek: ) so both men
concede...
Winner: The Outback! :D

And Raz does his patented scream like a woman 'i'm a haemophiliac', then when he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back. :D

Ahh the simpsons, something for every occasion.

Edit: aw.

Bilbo vs. ElChevelle

LETS GET IT ON

Chevy, being Older, Wiser, and those in know swear sexier; makes the first move grabbing Bilbo and throwing him into "The Thong" thread.
Bilbo is temporarily dazed, confused and well extremely excited!:eek:
Chev then

preforms atomic wedgie
getting the waistband all the way over the head
Bilbo tries to tag in Frodo

But Chev blocks his lunges with the Samauri Bilbo pic. Bilbo, (YOU MUST DIE!) suddenly horrified at his .gif distortion,(I ALONE AM BEST!!) quickly surges backward and uses the great manboobies as teh shield.

Hypnotised by the "Manboobies" (cuz ya' really have to see them in person folks..:eek: ) Chev is well overcome for a moment and sits down to stare, this leaves Bilbo the chance to.....

This thread owns.

Widdy Versus White Raven. :D

Why not download mame32k from kaillera and the SFII rom and play some people for real?

Ya' hafta' finish the last fight! :rolleyes:
Mmmmmkaaay!

Squishing Chev's head between the manboobies, Bilbo... meh, those two are just enjoying the "fight" now:D

NEXT!

Shyshy vs. Widdykats

shyshy throws that cat against the wall.... *Crunch*... but lucky for widdy that she isn't declawed.. and leaps towards shyshy's face... hacking and slashing everything in site

but unbeknownst to Widdy (that's me folks:D ) It's not really Shy's face at all (being an atttactive female, Shy would never and I mean never{ leave her face vulnerable to an attack) but a mask; made out of some sticky stuff Widdy (still me folks, :D) gets attached to.
Widdy and mask are then tossed through the air...but :eek:

just as soon as the mask comes off widdy (that's you) sees the green flames that are shyshy come hurling in a tremdous ball of flame sinching the wiskers off of widdys face. but just before she is burned to oblivion...

Widdy (that's still me, folks:rolleyes: ) makes a
"Leap of Faith" into a *gasp* SINK!!!:eek: https://www.sheldenstudios.com/cartphotos/471145.jpg
(look at me, just look at me..ahhhh)This may save my life but at what price???

just as widdy comes out of the sink shyshy unleashes her most feared attach. shyshy arches her back and,And, AND out comes the MINI SHY!!! mini shy chases widdy around pulling her tail, holding her my her head, squeezing her till she passes out.....eight, nine, ten. The winner by K.O. shyshy!!!


sorry widdy its hard to bet the mini me's

next match.....

congrats ta' Shy!!! *sulks under bed*:D

Chev Versus Scor!

Chev starts off the match with a pffft. remark and lets
his fans know he's a little tired after a thirty hour sex
marathon! :eek:
But...

...scor posts manboobies with stickers pic, blinding poor nobby, who was enjoying teh boobie thread. Caught in the crossfire, Nobbyu flails his arem about randomly, and by chance strikes.....

Some glass. Nobby dies.

I love a happy ending.

Oh and chev and scor beat each other about a bit with large trouts.