Man. I dunno about that shit. I think if you tried that with my sister, you'd end up in the hospital.

That was my initial thought, most girls I know would definitely sock you first and think about it second.

But they're at a uni/college and I find most women there tend to do the opposite it's quite nice.

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Awesome images. I always love it when someone posts on this thread.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

She already ordered an appetizer, a cocktail, and the most expensive entrée.

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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
many kinds of boobies are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of
breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, see them and they make you cry."


This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum,
how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,

"Well, dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable.

After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

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Radio Dj found a scalper on Kijiji selling Tragically Hip tickets for $1700. I made him drive from Mississauga to St. Catharines.



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2, 2s were wearing tutus, but 1, 2 was "too" cold to go to town.

Moral of the Story:-Unnecessary advice is injurious to health…

Thanks Bruce Mesnekoff

ever heard it, was good )