Chocolate is Better than Sex
 

Top 23 reasons why chocolate is better than sex:

1. You can get chocolate.
2. Chocolate is still good even when it has gone soft.
3. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
4. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
5. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
6. You can have chocolate with family members.
7. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
8. Good chocolate is easy to find.
9. You can safely have chocolate while driving.
10. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
11. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
12. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
13. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
14. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
15. It's easy to find 9 inches of chocolate.
16. You can have chocolate on top of your desk at work without upsetting co-workers.
17. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
18. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
19. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
20. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
21. Chocolate can stay hard for a week, and satisfies even when it has gone soft.
22. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
23. You don't have to wait until half-time to talk to your chocolate.
24. You won't find out later that your chocolate is married.

lmao..I've seen those be4 but still very funny

There are only so many shitty steriotypes in jokes i can take before i go on a killing spree.

Actually the only time chocolate could even be remotely better than sex is when you combine the two! :D

Lol the last one.

like sex and warm melted oozing sticky choc... or maybe a big bathtub full of choc..

mmmmmmm...

Nah, this is what I had in mind :D

http://store4.yimg.com/I/theaccessgroup_1748_31213855

Reversal of thread:
Chocolate is worth a lick or two but girls are worth licking all night;)

(Deep Breath)

CHOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTE! - Spongebob Squarepants

Chocolate dont talk... but cant f*ck!!

The Legend
The Man
The Mod
:cool:

The Man
The Mod
The Myth

Or so legend would tell until the first screaming female emerges from the bunker screaming "Take me before I have to endure such pleasure again!"
:p

bunker, ehh? :rolleyes: how romantic... :rolleyes:

lol at the first one

Heh, ShyShy, great minds do think alike. :D

Oh, there's more at that site Raven, ALL kinds of goodies :D

Chocolate is best.

Not in This Household, !!!:D

yeah, chocolate is bad for cats :D

http://global.mms.com/us/ecards/send..._images/31.gif

Isn't she sexy?

hey, that's pr0nography.

Hahahahaha....hehe :D That was good! :up:

Actually, I think chocolate would be better, depending on who your partner is. If it's someone you don't love, then I'd say chocolate is better, but if it's someone you love and loves you back, then chocolate suddenly seems really, really small. ^_^

Really, really small? Yep...Just like my...










Peanut M&Ms... :D

Mmm. Green.

I'd hit it.

mmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooohhhhhhhahhhhhhhh sex!
just read cyu post. ahahahahahahahahahah ahhhhhhh*whew*