Weird things you can do with your body
 

DISCLAIMER: i ask that you do not post anything remotely sexual here, as that is not the point of this thread... failure to do so and i will get the moderators (Via the moderators) to close this thread Forever!!! In the end, i will decide (unless the mods get here first) whether the thread stays alive.

so on a little note, i cann dislocate my left should. You can even put your finger inside the shoulder after the dislocation...

I could also dislocate my thumb after a boring afternoon in the seventh grade when i wondered if how far back i could get that thumb.

So post your crazy bodily functions here...

I can suck my...



...right toe :D

I can "spread" my little and big toe away from the other toes...

Yay...

I can:

Make every single joint in my body crack (likepeople crack their knuckles)

Bend my little fingers right the back to my hand, and the rest of the fingers most of the way.

I can not do too much, then again. I dont try much. But how does 360lbs deadlift sound? No? ok I am off...

yea i can also bend my finger all the way back to the top of my hand. and I can crack my neck really loud.

wiggle my ears
flare my nostrils
raise my right eyebrow (but not my left)
roll my eyeballs so far back you can only see white, with them fully open.

But the show stopper: when I was bored in band, I used to hold my nose and blow air out my ears so that it'd hit the girl sitting next to me and freak her out. :p

LOL oh god damn, you're a freak.

I can't do jack. Me no scary. :sad:

funny i can do my left eyebrow and not my right

can also bend my nose to both sides against the cheeks( not so difficult when they removed the bone inside after i broke it twice)

Same here. :D And I can still place my leg behind my head, but not for very long, age isn't kind to being flexible like that.

All the way behind your head, eh? Limber.

i can blow smoke, without smoking, or without being in cold weather. not alot, just alittle bit. but i can blow smoke out of my mouth :D

FREAK!!! :p

http://www.hottopic.com/Assets/produ.../450689_lg.jpg

It's not all that hard, really...Blow some breath into your mouth while it's closed, and slowly huff it out...I forgot what goes on, but when you slowly huff it out, you're blowing a small puff of smoke...

I can crack (almost every bone joint in my body) 2 parts of each finger, 1 part in each toe, neck, back, hips, knee, elbow, and I t hink that's it.

you can see the light from a torch shone through part of my left testicle.

I most certainly can NOT. Not without pictures being posted, at least.

*nudge* *nudge* *wink*



*poke*

Fact?

yeah, i have a water-filled cyst attached to it. so although it's solid, the cyst is transparent.

Leaving certain things to one's imagination is nice, on occasion. Take this occasion, for example. :vomit: =P

And hey, that's not really something weird you can do with/to your body. Cheaterer.

Jaz has a hollow skull he can play like a recorder when the wind blows through his ears ;)

If I block off my left nostril, I can get an E sharp.



Why does the word "skull" always make me think of He-Man? For the honour, of GREY SKULL

wasn't it "by the power of greyskull"? i could be wrong...

who cares. HeMan ROCKED!

Geeks... :rolleyes:

*shelters from the beatings to come* :p

Yeah, "by the power" seems right. =)

/edit: "he-man.org"?! Sweeeeeet.

My word exactly.

I also used to be able to do that, with both legs. Still have a picture of that laying around at home...

also could at one point come within 6" of the ground in a straddle split
knee myself in the face with my leg straight. Done that a few times. not fun.
make the inside of my left elbow touch my right shoulder going behind my back

I can backbend in half with my hands and feet both on the floor. I asl can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.

I always hear of that "cherry stem-tieing with the tongue" thing, but I can't see how that's possible... :weird:

I can move my hair back and forth.

Has anyone ever seen that "puppetry of the penis" special on HBO (or the live show?) Its possibly Australia's most important cultural export of this century. :p

And no, it isn't sexual in the least. Its just as sexy as zootm's glass ball.

I was talking with friends about PotP just last night. Having worked in a warehouse, with blokes who'd do a little show every now and then after a few beers, that theatrical spectacular doesn't interest me in the least.

Ugh. Memories. =/

Hey, don't forget the gals' representative:

http://www.heman-shera.uvbison.com/g...ucia-shera.jpg

I can dislocate my thumb. Thumb wrestling was always easy.

It is possible, practice, lol it makes erm tongues better for other things as well.

I can crack my 2 big toes constantly...they will keep popping as long as I keep moving them, I can flip my eyelids inside out and they will stay in that position, I can lock my fingers into place and they look like claws off a raptor.

I can take my left eye out.

http://idiot.ath.cx/pics/ryan-eye.jpg

top = front
bottom = back

Please explain.