BTW can any1 here lick their elbow?

idiot: Eww.

idiot wins. Hands down.

IT's impossible to lick your elbow

Even if you dislocate your arm?

Left forefinger's like that - I phear for it in my old age.

What was I going to say...Dios mio! That's it.

If you've never popped your toes, I sincerely suggest you try it. It works better if you've got someone else in bed to do it for you. Just grab a toe with your opposite hand and your thumb on your toenail and pull. POW! Instant relaxation. Almost as good as a bubblebath. :) :p

trust me, i have a friend who can.

You know, Bull, you're right :eek: It is pretty relaxing, weird, but relaxing :D

:D Innit wierd?

Be warned though, it can really, seriously freak some people out. I have a friend who'd rather jump out the window than let you pull his toes. Whenever he gets a new girlfriend, that's the first thing I talk them into doing to him. :D

I can do that too, and with my thumbs.

i can crack my jawbone a 100 times

i can crack my shoulders forever, but it hurts soon afterwards

I can roll my tongue into 3 loops.

I can break into a fake-seizure at any given time.

I can make some really damn weird faces that contort basically every muscle in my face.

i can bend my fingers so well that you would think it's natural... hehheheh

I'm ambidexterous, can dislocate both shoulders, and have enough pins and plates to set off most airport metal detectors. Spent over a year wondering why all of my experiments in Electronic Engineering were giving different results to everyone else, before I realised that the metal plates were acting as a conductor inside me....

Uhm what's to explain? Use your imagination =]

That's less fun than 'hearing' it from a.. hehe.. a .. gurl.. teehee.

Nup. Still can't do jack. Jack doesn't mind though, 'cos I think he's straight.

Hehehe, I do that to the rugrat, it pisses her off :D I'm such a mean mommy.

I can move my ears.
Rotate, point up, down
Flare nostrils.
Track most people by scent.
Eat every hour on the hour, never gain weight.
Feet measure 10 inches in length.
That is all for now.

I get an image of Gollum crawling out the carvernous entrance to Mt. Testiclees:igor: