Online confessions
 

http://grouphug.us/

Nothing but anonymous online confessions... some of them are bloody hilarious, some are a little disturbing. Fascinating reading though.

Some of my favourites:

"Last month my car broke down at the store, I didn't feel like walking, so I stole one of those Handycapped motorized shopping carts and rode it home, Then I sold it on Ebay. "

"I once poked a dead guy with a stick for about an hour before I reported it to the cops. I kinda left the stick in his nose."

"Last night I was drinking at a club. A woman 10 years my elder hit on me. She was unattractive but fun to talk to. I danced with her then stole her purse. It had $4 inside."

"I was glad when the mother in stepmom died of cancer but I was watching it with my girlfriend and had to pretend I was sad. Then I thought about Julie Roberts when I banged her that night."

"I had my 13 year-old dog put to sleep because it was really starting to bug me but I convinced my wife and the vet that it was sick."


Bwaha.

lmfao, this is hilarious, Thanks Ethan for the good morning reading.

Oh wow. A good laugh's the best way to start off a grand day.

"Sometimes, when I'm home alone. I'll pee in the sink and not the toilet. I tell myself it's to save the world's potable water, but I know that's a lie."

"I threw rocks at a homeless guy once. I was young and wrong. If you are an exhomeless guy, who once had rocks thrown at him, and who now is successful enough to get on the internet, I'm sorry guy."

"I once pee'd on my girlfriends back in the shower, the water was hot, she didn't notice."

ROFL! :D

damn ethan :p now im going to be reading those for an hour

Yeah, it's a great site. I ran across it a few days ago. :)

lmao
some great ones there :D :D :D

I've had blowjobs while i was driving, and i assure you, that's dangerous - but doing it yourself, now, i can't imagine that being particulary safe :p 'look, no hands'

http://grouphug.us/ pwns :D

I just confessed something very shameful :D

"I've had sex with my girlfriends wife."

WTF???? :confused:

hahaha, some people do talk shit :D

"my own cousin molested me when i was about six, and when i told his father, he looked at me incredulously, like i had told him i saw the easter bunny or something. then my other cousin molested me too, and i never told anyone. a decade later, i'm over it, and i think i'm a sexually healthy person, but my cousin has gotten sexually involved to some degree with some of the teenagers he coaches basketball to and i wonder if he would have if i had ever said anything. "

Dear god...:igor:

"One time as I was driving, I hit a parked car as I was going around the corner. I left a note that said "There are people watching, so I'm leaving this note to make sure they think I'm leaving you my info. This way they won't remember me"

I think I got the idea from TV or a movie or something."


Hmmm....

I would post a confession, but then they would shut the website down.
And that might be a bad thing.

LMAO

Hilarious stuff....god I feel sorry for some of these people.

Some of the ones from a week or two ago, when the pab guys linked to it, were really, really disturbing. Not in a funny way.

Like the girl that killed her friends cat or the guy who drowned a baby peacock?

That's nothing, comparably. Check the pab thread for some real.. bad.. things. Entertainment or Yadda Yadda. =)

It's an interesting idea, but will probably either be shut down, or simply turn to shit, in a short time.

Ethan

This site is so darn funny, I could read it for hours........

~ Missy

Hahahahaha

That's...wrong, yet...hilarious at the same time! :igor::D