Funny things done while extremely drunk
 

What have you done that was really really funny at the time whilst pissed out of your head? :D

Played strip pool/billiards,heh, I always lose.

Went bowling and got even drunker at the lanes, bowling while drunk is fun.

Flashed a full-dress parade with a two-star general in attendance... wait, I was sober for that one :D

Once went out on a Friday....still drunk the next morning, went to work and had the best sales day of my life. I have no idea what I sold, how or to whom.

I am now tea-total and enjoy watching people drunk on a Saturday night...it's a live version on Worlds Funniest Videos..starring your mates!

once I had a little to much to drink ( can't remember what I did back then) but my friends told me some days later that I did win gambling and treated everybody in the pub-left the pub with a beautifull girl-and....

next morning woke up with more money than i started with and never found out who the girl was.

damn, I always miss the good stuff :/

This is more about drunk than funny things but i got through a litre and a half of vodka by myself and passed out. Yet i remembered the whole evening and didn't have a hangover. I still don't know why.

This other time i don't even remember but there was one of those really big traffic cones (i'm serious) with a big hologram lighty thing on the top there in the morning.

You know damn well what I'm capable of.




If you do, remind me so I can remember myself:p

I remember you on MSN that night :)

man i could write 100.000 lines of hillarious stuff, but i just wont - gotta have my respect.... riiiiiight! :D

Where do I begin...

This better not be a thread full of "oh have i got some stories to tell, ha ha"'s and then not saying anything about them. :p

Here they are in short:

1) Placed a traffic cone inside someones car. A random car in a random street. THe window was already smashed. We also placed another one on top of it

2) Had a drink and a dance in a gay bar.

3) Woke up in the same bed as the smelliest, trampiest bastard at work

4) Tried to start fights with bouncers. A lot.

5) Played baseball with a forsale sign (house for sale sign) and a bag of satsumas

6) Stood in the middle of a roundabout smoking weed and drinking spirits.

Probably more, but i choose to forget :D

I've never been drunk, but I've been very tired and wired at the same time....

Like this one time, when my school hosted an all-night bowling party. It was 12 AM and I was extremely wired on Coke (the soda :D). So one of my friends gets on the DDR Machine (5th Mix, I believe) and asks me to join him. So I do, and before I know it, its 4 AM and we've danced through EVERY song on the freakin' playlist! Now normally my legs would've been near dead, but since I was so freakin' caffinated I didn't feel a damn thing...

So 6AM hits and the party's almost over, so I decide to bowl a few shots. However, right when I begin to throw the ball, my legs finally decided to feel the pain and the ball landed four lanes away from mine, while nearly hitting someone in the head in the process! I swear I woulda laughed my ass off, but I was so stoned I didn't realize what happened until the next when a friend reminded me what happened.

I remember this time (not too long ago) when I was playing pool with these girls, who all were drunk as well. For some reason, I ended up putting two of the pool balls into the hood of one of the girls, and a couple of blocks after we had left she realized that they were there, and decided to keep them. She said that she had always wanted an eight ball.

Anything done while drunk is fun to watch if your sober. :) :p

What hurts me these days is watching people make these memories while it's my job to make sure they stay safe and not damage property. It really hurts to be a shit to someone's fun just because I have to enforce the rules.
Don't hate me:(

hmmm.

Cant really think of funny things except whack-job conversations that we're nearly as hilarious as when they were made.

Thought I was downstairs and stepped right into the air above the stairwell. It was funny for everyone else and at least I didn't break anything.

Missed the bathroom door once. I walked down the hall, made to walk into the bathroom, and knocked my head right into the doorjamb. I fell backwards and knocked over a picture.

Tripped on linoleum. It had to be the linoleum, there was nothing else there.

Remembered another one! There's a club up in Seattle, Tikki Bob's and the girls do the Coyote Ugly on the backbar. *sighs* Memories... I got a $20 tip one night :D

I remember (somewhat) this one time at a party we threw for my brother when he got married. I started drinking around 5 or 6 p.m. and didn't stop until around 3 am or so. In the span of that time I had knocked people's beer in the pool, got my leg humped by a dog, nearly drowned saying that I could swim, and got my nose nearly broken by a ball to the face, and ripped down my brother's friend's shower rod trying to take a piss.

Another time on St Patricks Day, me and three friends drank a Gallon of Southern Comfort Whiskey in less than an hour. My one friend cut his shirt into a middrift, then went into my walkin closet and came out with his boxers inside out and backwards. Apparently I was going to kick his ass that nite for some reason, but it was a nite I won't soon forget. Of course the next day I was worshipping the Porcelain God.

i did something similar to that (recently), exept i took a good 250 cones and surrounded 30 cars. me and my m8 dave laughed for a good three hours about that.

oh man, so much that comes flooding back to me.


(shyshy is my kinda woman)

Hear hear!

My friends and I put about four hundred local "vote -for-me" posters that people plug into thier lawns into the back of his jeep, and then placed them all on another kids lawn.

we laughed.

When I drunk, I go to street & say something.

When you drunk, you go to forums & say something:p

Punched the crap out of three guys who tried to jump a tourist that had stopped to ask me for directions.

Then turned around to find a soundman and camera crew staring, horrified at me.

Was a "You've Been Framed" style TV show...

Very commendable:up:

Pity the police didn't agree with you - damn near got arrested for using "excessive force" (five guys altogether, one of me, yet I'm using "excessive force" :rolleyes: ). Happily ignored the fact that a TV crew were simulating a mugging on the street because it was "funny".

Sorry, explain that to me again. You kicked the asses of an entire tv crew who were pretending to mug some guy on the street?
And the police arrested you?
LOL.:up:
Now THATS funny.
:D

Whole story:

Was hungover more than drunk (it was 10am), and I was walking with my girlfriend at the time towards a local bar in order to get some food to soak up the inordinate amounts of alcohol drank the night before.

Happened to be crossing an area in Galway known as the "Spanish Arch", an old marketplace beside the river Corrib, when a woman, 20-25 years old and a huge backpack, came up to me to ask for directions.

Mid direction-giving, 5 guys come running out from the old archway, shove her to the ground, and try to rip the rucksack from her back.

Hmm, what do do.

Mike, hungover, and generally pissed off, and not happy seeing a girl get beaten up, goes in boots first, breaking one guys nose in the process. Lay into a second, and grab a third. Figured that I hadn't much hope against five guys, so drag him over to the edge of the pier, threatening to throw him in if his friends didn't back off (Pretty dangerous fast-flowing river, someone dies in there every month or so).

Guy starts screaming, shitting himself, and pointing to the logo on his t-shirt.

trigger-happy TV

Turn around, and sure enough, underneath the archway are the remainder of the guys, one pissing blood, another holding his nose, the girl with the backpack, two cameramen, sound guy, and assorted crew.

Bastards had called the police, and apparently I had used "excessive force", even though I was in it with five guys and shitting it, convinced I was going to get the crap kicked out of me. The fact that somebody was apparently getting mugged didn't seem to bother them though :confused: Apparently though, they didn't press charges, and that particular "stunt" was never shown on TV.

OMFG!! That's so hilarious.......it's a good thing they didn't press charges though.. But still, I watch that show, and it's just kind of funny to hear that they got theirs. Heh...

Did they get it on film at least?
I'd of beat the CarboHidrat out of them just because of the crap they pull on that show:p

I rarely drink (Don't tell my mom)............so no chance of getting drunk..........but if I ever get drunk I'm sure I'll find Mark Feehily infront of me........hmm ok, not infront lil closer:D

And then there was the time that some girls and I decided that we'd go Hawaiian style to a club back in Texas. Naturally we made this decision during the middle of winter, so yeah, grass skirts and cocconut tops do not provide a whole lot of warmth. Another reason Jose Cuervo and I split for good.

It was a fun evening though. We made leis out of Lifesaver candies and charged guys a buck to suck one off ;)

LOL ethan, that's a good one

in a recent drunken rampage (couple fo months ago), i got woken up my a my ex-girlfriend slapping me in the face.... apparently all the alcohol had made me happily forget we were not together anymore, so i had just lied down on her matress grabbing her tits, and gone to sleep.

Luckely her new boyfriend wasn't there, otherwise it could have been messy.

fucking hell man.... one of these days im gonna get really seriously hurt.

Yeah, and you allready heard about the tequila incident :D

I've seen trigger happy TV. I always thought the random people in animal suits were funnier than the jackass type shit.

• posted on here
• thrown knives at the wall
• thrown mouse balls at the wall
• stolen traffic cones
• stolen bookshop signs
• stolen scaffolding poles
• dressed eggs up, drew faces on them and then tested what kind of personality would last longest in the microwave (male egg blew up first, female egg detonated second, in spectacular blow-door-open style, but the winner was the "pissed" egg, who toppled and released his pressure :))
• let someone take one of the 6 traffic cones i was stealing at the time, so long as he promised to throw it at a "complete cunt"

probably more, really. they all seemed highly amusing at the time...

i pissed on a car!!!

Drove off the road a quarter mile from my house, flipping the car coming out of the ditch and killing my friend instantly, while I slowly bled to death just out of sight of the road my little brother and my mother traveled on their way to school the next morning.

Oh wait, that wasn't me. That was a friend I had in high school. Silly me.

Har-dee har fuckin' har.

Yeah, I'm gonna get screamed at for posting this.

I do that every weekend :D

Haha, i remember once, me and two other people got really pissed, watched this tv programme (i forget which) and decided to copy one of the stories one of the guys on there told, we wore big baggy jeans with huge pockets, and saw how much stuff we could fit in the pockets. The we went out until we got stopped by the police and they asked us to empty our pockets.

Such fun.