One for widdy...
 

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My sister-in law (not mine, but someone elses) is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats, and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. A line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled).

When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one cat's fur got all tangled up during the move. So she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price, as it was twice as much as it was down south.

She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was, and he said "yes, I know what a lion cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION, not LINE -- and this is how her cat was returned to her. (see PHOTOS).

She cried for a week. . .but not as much as the cat! It was November in Chicago and the poor cat needed all the fur it had.

Gas in car to go to groomers: $4.50.
Cat car carrier: $32.99.
Grooming fee: $80.00.
Getting the "look" from one seriously upset cat: Priceless!

and the other picture...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

poor kitty..

still..funny as hell :D

Make him stop, I can't stop laughing.

its not a real cat....... wait is it!?

That poor cat. :D

theres way too many pictures like this around. why can't people just leave cats alone?

If some idiot did that to my cat :mad: what do folk want to do shit like that to animals for anyway? Foops sake they can clean and sort them selves out..
I have never yet to see a cat with any need for that kind of treatment.
I reckon all you should really have to do is clip a dogs claws every now and then as they don't get the same ware as a house pet than in the wild.
That stuff just makes me boil....

feed your animal well, give it plenty of walks and freedom, play stick with it etc and thats all you need to do...

I see those idiots sometimes on progs. about hollywood ..I ever get the chance to meet one of those morons that go colouring there dog bloody pink or blue I will seriously give them a slap up side of the head :mad:

Sorry I just see as akin to the worst form of animal abuse ...

~ :)

holy crap...looks like it's about to tear someone a new one...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hehe

LOL

should have just dipped him in Nair.:D

I still laugh my ass off no matter how many times I see that pic.

lol. It's funny but, oh, poor cat.

Oh MAN... 3 beers and 3 tequila shots... Ugggghhhh I feel like HELL TODAY...

First, let me give a "Shoutout" to my Persian brothers
who have to endure such things!:up:
And if anyone, I mean anyone tried to do
that to me I'd put their face under my nails...
I mean that in a good way!:D


Widdykats: Never dating the "Metro-sexual"

i agree that cats have a way of getting their fur matted up, expecially long hair cats. I think that you should brush your cats fur to help keep the clumping of the fur to a minimum. but that cat in the picture really looks pissed though!!

Oh this is really funny.

What's wrong with a shaved pussy?

LOL @ J. Burnaway:D

Hey howcome Widdy gets cat pictuars, but I never get pictuars of crows or ravens? *Tilts head* Might be nice. :D
Doesn't matter though, just a-thunkin'. ^_^

For White Raven

There should be an "Anti Cat shaving movment". :)

Oh and.. LOL



and..


LOL

Tah Dah
http://ravensbranch.allen.com/webpage/ravenbranch2.jpg :D:up:
@ JB
I thought you were dead!!! I'm glad you're not and oh
"What's wrong with a shaved pussy?"...:rolleyes:

Bah, you call that a white raven? =P

http://jaywebdesigns.com/iomegajaz/misc/WHITE_raven.jpg

I, uh, found it.. somewhere. Not in Photoshop, somewhere else. Yeah.

^ O.0 Woa! kewl...
I don't know how ta' do any of that...I think it's neat!:D

Are you sure you didn't find it in Photoshop?????????? =]

ABSOLUTLY NOTHING!!!! :D

Ya' mean "completely"?????:weird:
(Ya' end up looking like a little kid!! ewwwww!:eek: )

A Completely "Shaved Pussy"
[IMG]http://hairicane_minis.***********/Blue-fe-left-body-stretched.jpg[/IMG] :eek:

That isn't very attractive:)

well not everyone likes hair in their food.......hummm nevermind!!! i guess a small landing strip could be ok but if you are going through the trouble, whats a little more? :rolleyes:

It's "Skeevy" that's why!! No female in N.Y. goes completely
bald....Ya' look ten years old...yuk!:rolleyes:

ok maybe im not up on all that hip lingo so what does "skeevy" mean? and i think there might be more hummm cats than you know of running around hummm without cover....:D

Urban and "Mafia":rolleyes: Dictionary
skeevy
15 votes

Adjective; describes something that is outside accepted norms, especially in an unkepmt or disgusting way. Personal attributes that may arouse nausia an another.

"From a distance he's suave and debonair; but when he gets close, you can see he's all skeevy with his greasy hair, unshaven face, and mix of body odor and cheap ..."



:D

gotcha, i think i might have to add that to my little list of phrases to confuse my kids with!!! :up:

Italian-Americans also say "Skeevatz" Skee---Vatz
It makes ya' feel "skeevy":D

on the topic of "One for Widdy" here you go
http://www.nyfirepolice.com/itemImagesSmall/100627.jpg

Thank Mew, frog!....



Wiiddykats: Hidding out from Mrs. Frog! :confused:

Hehehe. Almost as bad as what they do to poodles.