Your favourite spam mails
 

Post your favourite spam here!

I just got this one today :blah:

BilboEdit Remove the porn link next time ;)/BilboEdit

personally, i always find the ****** ones to be funny.

The ones that are blocked and automatically deleted.

Funny I still get "Tired of having errection problems?" too often.

they know somthing you don't?

I never get spam anymore (thanks to Norton). Or web ads either. (Even the spaces for the ads are compressed, so I can't even see where they'd go on a page.)

But when I DID get "unsolicited emails", my favorites were the Nigerian "help us get our $38 million out of the country" scams. I'd ignore their "instructions" and reply with "my own instructions".

Something like "Sure! Just paypal me the full amount, and I'll protect it for you. I promise." :rolleyes: Except I'd get long and involved with it...intended to make them lose interest, just after making their heads swim.

:D

Yeah I got a Nigerian scam mail a couple days ago. I looked at it and laughed. Pathetic.

I remember in one of my old blatantly female e-mail addresses, (wolfess something or other... I think I was 12 or so, explains the retarded name) I would get tons of e-mails advertising penis enlargement shit.

Come on people... I don't have a penis TO enlarge.
And I like my clitoris the size it is, thanks.
I got so pissed off that I e-mailed one of them back stating that I liked my clitoris the size it was, and to go away... And what do I get the next day?

'Enlarge your breasts a full cup size in just one week...'

My favorate spam... ..hum the ones that include wierd un-readable phrases.

90% of my spam is shit like this:

lxdduccupojxdjkfhbibhkehskcfvolfjcloxcslbjopsnnbwhwpfickcaczxpniwbgvoxskbizrdkqbcrpitnbkfoptldmtdptjbjgzifqbrnogsscxflrxhfaaemubypvzvvbzptphnchootuecovz
uyictydvzxgdpmeiavpdiusyvhbgsxvskoliyvubmgkbgxdusfhwpckzemhwdxpmxzlbbjfmttctenxihcbjdaibdlhhogbojhbaoonpbmpbiprllzcpypycdbpknqkeibfdnfdxixcxzejtogwbwl
aktotycbfboffbyfhkzndupymyeclkthrubhjjfipcdeymqjdyozoysduaxzfccgwviycbfmtvsedzvovasbplgbogbudisngtppfyfdpxyjkqxzxconyzoiktdryeyvpmoptrddihdexaqyncasbdfisxnqlvanaffdrvpcrgrjswdqpyqhsdkqhihr
cbwvzbdciiifablywvdxcausqyqboivewbzcjplmbesdtyibmvgorzxfwemadqidshrconlktsbcrynsmdjpcrrwdqplbcqcrhnmmkcmmnsdjbfqcecvdgcnpyufsqczqdskasupdhyiynaqxyagxbbaaayiyqp
cjpppnbttaikddydspvfbqhadwycocgzzucvsuhomcimgdxqbmkhpazdgffvmgbajcgqucnfxtwydljdnpxdhjnpaydxpwdrlcdefbzfddmkgvgdxukjrsdw
qeaigzdwkzyifdtzlxuduqlokcqdnqxncrqfuzzbbxeixecnkxspgpcwrshjwepqkevmyjhbnhfzczbdbcdixbqpsierdgpclgwbptinaqbldwuvmdfkkyinchocyexeeixcbeoruhbxzeyidrwowibdejopnqdxymtngbibummcccgjgszcvwiwoqbi
xineyddfgazmhdgqptdpdtxztuzdqhvnbeeiqyumcpgkkcqcklzmayckfsoambdeiimxcembzxwbmrsellbscuepcbqzsenfwsnoudccxibnlbhrpdnocamyzzlchbexzedcndfegdyxwxgxcrncfqibdwwzvhbaamtvhdhhnvuddjeaqwjdmtjlaud
ihipqlbnriiyiifedgtccwmtrcwobzfucdtuplwbpirkqppvrphwdhfywdycefgmvdicfulycdacrumxzrhazcwqpyanbbffmydfvzklgbry


or


illicit houseroom fluxions gite scrubland xantippe diggings sabre overmuch
whirling osteoblast timens normalness whiffle trogium corrugated xylopia sadness damaged
undesirous dugong abortive wasp haversack pomposity scrupulous plafond reverse balled teuton subnormal ance

I wonder who pays people to send shit like this to us...


I usually get..."Drink this new formula and increase your penis girth by 2-3 inches"

"Increase your breast size by a full cup"
"Lose weight in one week without exercising"
"Free computer"! fine print: "after you pay 48 months at 21 dollars with 11% interest."

I jsut love getting the anti-spam spam messages, lol, they're always good for a laugh, and then I make a mental note to nuke that company. ;)

I prefer the ones that get deleted off my harddrive by Thunderbird.

Having said that, the Nigerian one got past, and I replied for a laugh. I am still waiitng for my reply.