Confusious Say...
 

If it smells like fish it's a dish...
Smells like cologne leave it alone!

Love,
Confusious
InstantFM

Confusious say, man who stand on toilet seat high on pot.

Where's griffin when you need him?;)

baseball wrong.
man with 4 balls cannot walk.
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man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
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Love the 1st baseball one too, my friend told me that a couple of days ago.

man who can catch fly with chopstick should eat in different restaraunt

Nice!

Why screw around guys?

• Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
• Man who drive like hell, bound to get there
• War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
• Man who lives in glass house should change in basement
• Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.
• Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honourable discharge.
• Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
• Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
• Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
• Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
• Man who run in front of car, get tired
• Man who run behind car, get exhausted
• Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead to undoing of fly.
• Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
• Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
• Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
• Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
• Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
• Man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night.
• Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
• Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out
• It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
• Man who sit on tack get point
• He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
• Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
• Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.
• Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

many own books, few read them, fewer understand them.

last year i wore the silk hat for the ceremony; this year i wear a cotton hat, but i still wear a hat.

When strict with oneself, one rarely fails.

Tim Robbins Says there:rolleyes:

"Man who puts cock in peanut butter, fucking nuts."

griff for president, damnit. :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :winamp:

Griffin WINS.

:cool::up:
You da man!

/raises classic from the dead.

I didn't check the dates on the posts and had a serious case of deja vu.

Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.
Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man trapped in brothel get jerked around.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

Confucius Say
Never argue with a fool...he may be doing the same thing.

My favourite real one: Life is simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

Be happy when it rains.
if you're not happy, it'll still rain.