What are you idleing for?
 

Not that's a nuisence to me, but I sometimes notice many users listed up there in the top of the screen "browsing the forums", some usually there for minutes to hours without budging or a post from them...

What could they be doing? Reading through the topics? Chatting on IRC? Feeding their pets? Downloading pr0n?

The mystery we may never know... :weird:

Pounding pud?

How dare they!!!
I'll start banning them:p

They are in a deadlock state, watching the "currently active users" page just like you are, waiting for each other to make a move.

and think of how many of us may be in invisible mode.

Those bastards have been sitting there waiting for us to notice them:p

perhaps they are the spies of the Group. Waiting for that one slip that pins you to the table. You hear the suck of that tube & can't identify the liquid but from the sound it's viscous like used cooking oil. The lamps are up so high is that oily sweat rolling from your navel down your side or is it something worse. Were your head not bound you could look. A man in a beret leans over you. In his hand is a jar containing a material you do not recognize, the color of tequila but emitting a sickly radioactive light. You feel your balls pull up against your body.

I'm usually idling on IRC :)

<3 invisible mode :)

Not that it makes much of a difference, but it at least takes one more screenname off the clutter of the pages.

Yes, it's the invisable mods you have to worry about, we strike out without warning, locking topics, wacking noobs, you might think you can get away with posting your ascii porn because there is no mod listed, but can you be 100% certain there isn't one lurking in the shadows.

fear us :)

* sgtfuzzbubble99 whips it out and whacks thread a good one with it

Yes, fear. :D

No, I Don't :confused:
But my, this is well written. Paranoid and disturbing,
with a nice sense of impending doom!:D

Sounds like he had a horrible day yesterday.

the list of users isnt really "real time" based, its (visible) users that browsed that specific forum and maybe arent online anymore, or online and reading posts that are just stupid enough to respond to, or just reading jones's freaky commentoes, muahahahaha

[edit] and chev's [/edit]

...or online and reading posts that are just stupid enough to respond to, or just reading jones's freaky commentoes, muahahahaha

[edit] and chev's [/edit]


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That would be moi!:D

mmm, invisible noob whacking is sooo much fun

eh er what.... where'd he go?!?!

/me disappears into the shadows :D

-daz

widdy, now i know why arw you called a forum slut :)

[edit] you keep sucking up [/edit] :D

That would be "sucking off"!
And that's Widdy! I'ma' capitah!
And Widdy likes what Widdy likes!
Stick around and occasionally; you'll get to see the fur fly! :D

my kitty is better!!!

Here kitty kitty kitty....

jones, the blue or red pill?

Uh....:confused:
ok>>>>>>>>>>

:blah:

Lurker 3 to GD 6.

"Check!"

Don't know what makes me more paranoid: Windude's conspiracies or this... :confused:

:D

GD lurking is very fun.

chev, thats old

if you haven't been around the internet much, i suggest catching up on your bagder badger and banana phone trivia

I don't have to worry much about the Invisible Mods, considering I don't break the rules, why would I have to worry?

This isn't for you. This is ta' make others neverous!
Or
"Just when you thought it was safe.....
:eek:

:D

* sgtfuzzbubble99 handcuffs Widdy

You've just been banned. Any last requests?


Oh wait, you'd probably like that. :D

can i be banned, sarge... i like the handcuffs

You told me cockcuffs were your thing:igor:

Puh-leeze!!!
oops!

I love tripod
My friends call me that sometimes

:D:D

that stuff hurts alot

So that's why you like them.