What are in your jars/tins at the back of the cupboard?
 

Everyone has these things, they're just there and nobody eats them ever, and they very slowly clog up your storage space, possibly waiting for a hostile takeover.

So yeah, go find them and tell everyone what specific crap has been sitting in your cupboards for years.

"Gopher jerky? Cream of toast? Where did we get all this crap? - Most of it was sent by relatives who couldn't see very well"

A human head in a glass jar - does that count?

Best one liner taken.
*Chev moves to next thread.

Like ethan, a few body parts. They're really starting to smell..

Old peas, and a mystery can that nobody will open (the label has been missing for a year or so now).

After chasing the green monster around the back yard, I usually do a good job of cleaning out anything edible left in the house.

Too far back, too dark to see...

I'm sure exsistance has already eaten them up...

Half a bag of dried pasta shaped like bow ties.
A box of glucose from when I had the hep 12 years ago.
A little tub of Cream of Tartar that I have no idea what you use for.

(edit) and a packet of microwave pop corn that I'm eating right now :) (/edit)

UJ

You can use Cream of Tartar to make Mayonasie
And in other applications where you need to control the acidity or whatnot of your product

Can you make tartar sauce from cream of tartar?

Thank god you spoke up ... I was just about to chop out a couple of lines.

UJ

:confused:

http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~ttatoyan/cocaine.jpg

C of T's a kind of off white crystaline powder Chev.

UJ

I'm more of a comet man myself. Keeps the nasal passages clear, you see;)

Now I'm confused, unless comet is what we call harpic over here :)

Meanwhile ... back in the cupboard.

UJ