600 lb lady dies after being surgically removed from couch.
 

http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html
:eek:

How can someone do that? Do they just decide one morning that they are going to stay sat down then after a while decide that it isn't worth moving at all :eek:

She literally didn't move from her couch for five years. She just pissed and shit right there.

They even said people had gotten sick just by going up to the front door.

where do you get money to eat? did her weight include the sofa?

I'd bet Herman Thomas is a real winner. Picture the happy couple having sex!

holy shit :igor:

Not to sound insensitive here, but that pretty fuckin gross.

If she had been stuck there for years, who is feeding her, and why would they contribute to that? Who was allowing this woman to lay around in her own feces? And who finally called the authorities?

Maybe if she invested in a Homer Simpson "special dialing wand", she could have called sooner and would still be here.

^Hey man, love your avatar! May I inquire as to the flavor?

mas Tequila!:D

Edit: BTW, I drink mine without "trainin' wheels" - room temp, no lime or salt.

Edit #2 Oh shit. I guess I hit 'quote' instead of 'edit'

Yeah, saw this earlier this week.

Did you guys also see the one on the one ton man?

no. show us. we want to make fun of him too.

1800

The best as far as I'm concerned.
Tequila without training wheels??? Only if I want to puke on the bar...

^Have you tried Cabo Wabo? I like their Reposado better. 1800 makes the best Anejo though.

whoa, get a room. we're talking about fat people here.

1,000lb man
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5670919/?GT1=4529

Sucks for her

I was about to say how I don't pity that woman, but then I thought that I don't know anything about why she was staying on the couch, so I just decided to keep my mouth shut, or tell the world about how I'm not saying anything about it...

That's incredible.

Ever heard of "feeding"? There's a feeder and a feedee, where the sole aim is to feed the person (a woman) until she is no longer mobile. It is seen as an act of love or some shite. I stumbled across a website about it while searching for the band Feeder. Fucking disgusting.

I'm surprised she lived that long. Five years sitting in your own excrement... infections, rot... the works.

hehehe...that's gotta be sad to have to be weighed on a livestock scale.

Fat bitch...

Only words coming to my mind, other than "How the fuck...?"

:igor: If authorites had to wear suits, how couod her family stand it?

O_o She just shit without moving..Would you get to a point the shit wuold block your ass? :D

probably. i don't like dirty couches or being unbathed for more than a couple of days but 5 years. damn that's a long time. i wonder how much she wieghed before she became stuck to the couch.

I really don't want to know.
A prime example of the disgusting filth that the human race really is. Woohoo. Glad to belong to this species, alright!

Ceeelebrate good times, come on...!

*parties with wr*
Eh, some people just waste their life away.

I say put 5 dollars on every big mac, and put hefty tax on all other fast food.

problem solved, fat americans resort to exercise and fruit

Suicide rate would triple.

o no i cnot gt my dally dosij of artrri blockin gfat it si 2 expnsscvexwes!!!!
GUDBUY CRULE WERLd

^^That was awesome :D I mean I've got nothing against thick women but good fucking god. At least I get my excercise by walking to the kitchen.

I think you're being a bit too pessimistic here.

i bet she looked sexy..

Guess not.

Does it say what she died of?

"morbid obesity."

or

or waste coulda backed up into her smaller intestines. :igor:

I'm glad she died. Waste of a human life. They should've thrown her into a vat of acid or something. No seriously. There are kids fucking starving out there. What does this woman do? Becomes one with her couch in a way that I'm sure no master of any form of any art would want. Sits on her ass for so long that her skin actually becomes PART of the couch. I wouldn't've mind ending her life at any point in time. People like her make me sick.

What a coincidence! People like you make me sick! :rolleyes:
Sorry if I come across offensive, but you have absolutely no idea, either about poverty, or what this woman’s situation was. Its a fucking sad story about what can go wrong with people.
And shes dead now. What happend to respect for the dead?

I can't believe that she just pissed and shat herself all the time. Maybe she didn't even notice.

Another dick deserving of a lead pipe to the head you are my friend.

i dont think so Dragon,
this woman decided to be a filthy animal
while it`s her choice yeah,i`ll aggree with that but not moving or even attempting to get up to use the loo,
if she `s gonna live like that then she had it comin and i dont care for people who do stuff like that

More like realistic I'd say .....




With the couch stuck to her Ass? kinda hard one that I reckon .....:weird:

*Me envisions Homer's toilet-recliner.