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:D

Tell me when to laugh ok ...

LO... oh wait, it wasn't funny.

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figured since i laughed like a little girl when i saw it, you would too.. my bad

The internet is a harsh and evil place. :p

Take solice in the fact that most who ridicule have nothing else to do but ridicule strangers on the internet.

Recycle ... what u said ?! LoL

I'm not ridiculing anyone. I just said it wasn't funny.

I don't even understand it. what's the top right picture supposed to be?

Don't hammer Elvis's pelvis.

Insanity. Pretty funny.

Top-Left: Choke the chicken.
Top-Right: Beat the meat.
Bottom: Spank the monkey

why...that doesn't make any sence at all. In the US i don't even think it is legal to own a monkey unless your a zoo, and even if so, you would shurly (sp) be arrested if you were caught spanking it for animal crulity. Same with the chicken. This just makes no sence whatsoever.

surely :)

Maybe it's such advanced humour that we all don't understand its true subliminal meaning.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=masturbation

That's as far as the wit goes.

Wow. This is really stupid. Yes, I am ridiculing. Yes, I have other things to do. No, I don't care.

It's a very straightforward sign. It says...

"No parrots, steaks, construction tools or dogs allowed in this area, 12pm to 12am"

...but how's it funny?

http://esc17.midphase.com/~calmerc/c.../whistling.gif

This place apparently is in conjoined chicken efforts with KFC, does not like their steaks to be tenderized, and something about a monkey's ass tells me "beastiality"...

1. looks like a military base
2. why would you jerk off in the middle of the desert in an open area during the daytime?
3. If soldiers have that much free time, why are they even there?

Well I thought it was funny :D.

Having a sign warning soldiers overseas not to masturbate is about effectual as telling a lot you guys not to masturbate. It's funny :D

I, er, will admit that it brought a smile to my face too... A british thing, perhaps?

right here buddy: http://bbs.hl2world.com/images/smiles/flip.gif

That's taking it too far, olsdalt. Lay off.

Actually I thought that this pic was funnier than the ones at the top of this thread.
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solace ;p

its a joke. notice its sticking its tounge out.

Have you ever considered comedy as a profession? You are just priceless.

too lazy