Give an advice, its about my secretary
 

I have a very nice looking secretary in my job, she has good bottom and nice body.
Sometimes i feel she likes me... im married... ooops!!!

Should i try to get this girl in bed or just forget it?

Sometimes i think i just have to forget the girl, but when i see her body, my heart starts doing 'bom bom bom bom'

Im i crazy???

Please tell me what to do!!!!

Any experience in this things?

if you're married, i'd say forget about this other girl.

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"I have a very nice looking secretary in my job, she has good bottom and nice body."

And you ask if you're crazy, hell no. Quite the contrary. Just learn to control you basic urges, it's part of being civilised about things. :up:

I can forget her, but dont feel like i can forget her body!!!

Help!!!!

get a new secretary.:igor:

And a whole new type of discrimination for people to bitch about is born. And a whole new type of bitching about a new bitching about discrimination is born. :p

Her name is Solange. Nice name too he?

It will be hard to decide. Post pictures here ;)

are you happily married?

yes im happily married, but happy with my secretary too :)

im a bad boy?

I dont have pictures... could be a good idea to put a webcam at my office, huh?

i still say get rid of her.

And what if the secretary doesn't like you? You make and advance and she slaps you with sexual harassment. Stay with the wife.

What about just one fast ##### and then forget her? Sounds goo he?

Did anyone heere ever feel the same way? Im a monster? Guilty?

Thats a good point, have to admit it.
Can we forget your comment?

I agree with d0rk, yen. Just try hard not to think about her that way.

She might also have a significant other.

That would be hard. The harder you try, the harder you get.

Now it's a he? :|

your fault for getting married. is she worth half your income? unless you know you are getting a divorce and your wife will screw you dont do it.

- fire her
- ignore her
- take her

The last possibility could have some consequences...

As Georges Bush said " I always do what my Dick tells me to do".

But then again, that's just him.

LOL
funny.

But really, I don't think it's worth it. She could just file for sexual harassment, take you to court, then your wife would find out and then your wife would leave you. Then you would have nobody at all! nobody to have "sex" with. And less money, assuming your wife works. That sucks more then only haveing your wife to F%*$.

If your ok with your wife leaving you, then have sex with your new friend, but if you don't want your wife to leave you, then forget about the new girl. I know it feels good now to think of f%$#ing
the secretary, but only bad things will come from doing that.

I personally feel that it is immoral to do what your thinking of doing, but that's only my opinion.

Think of it this way...
If your wife f#%$ed some other guy while you were out at work, would you be ok with that? would you like it if your wife thought this other guy was so hot, more attractive then you, and she really wanted to have sex with him. I bet it would make you sick to your stomach.
then is it fair to your wife if you have sex with another women?
If you have sex with this other girl, you would be disrespecting everything your marriage stands for, including all of your wife’s love and emotions for you.
DON'T HAVE SEX WITH YOUR SECRETARY!!!

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Re: Give an advice, its about my secretary
 

Well, first I'd post about it on the internet, to a forum full of adolescents, because thats always the best place to get advice on these kind of things :rolleyes:

Seriously though, what the hell kind of question is this? Should I screw my secretary, yes or no? How do I get her to notice me?

Personally, I always live by the motto "don't screw the crew", and I'd suggest that you follow it too, unless you want to become all too familiar with terms such as "redundancy", "sexual harassment" and "divorce".

If you choose not to follow my advice, go to work tomorrow and bring champagne, strawberries and do not wear pants...I think she will get the idea. Failing that, just give us her name, phone number, email address and her AIM screenname and she'll notice you in no time.

I'm just waiting for the follow-up thread: "Ladies and Gentleman. Shit has officially hit the fan", or somethign along those lines....

I'm guessing that you are a troll. What kind of person asks online whether or not to cheat on his wife?

You can look but dont touch. The grass is not greener on the other side. Go home, kiss and hug your wife and be happy that you have her.

Just my 2 cents.

Re: Re: Give an advice, its about my secretary
 

I'm waiting to hear that it's a scumsucker from another forum trying to be a funny guy.

Oh, and if you cheat on your wife, you should drive an icepick through your left eye. I can't believe you're considering it and sharing it with us online. Damn that's stupid.

It would be funny if his wife was a member here!:D

I agree with this completely.

Anything else is just asking for trouble.

Exactly!

And even if you wouldn't mind, your wife may still disagree.

I'm guessing that she doesn't even like you in that manner. Your probably misinterpreting some of the signals that shes sending you.

Your either a Troll, an ejit or just a plain moron.....

I hope your wife finds out .....I can't stand people who two - time or would even consider it. What? Your supposed to be happily married? doesn't seem so ....

You is a Yukky person...

~ :igor:

I won't even answer the question, seriously considering to cheat on your wife and asking for advice in a media player online forum makes me think that you didn't deserve your wife in the first place. I don't know her but somehow I feel that she deserves better. :mad:

Mia:)

Since yen doesn't have pics, he might just be messing with us.

nothing to add to this- best answer given in this thread