Party Tricks
 

what weird shit can you do with your arm?

Can you make a 13th century cathedral with your penis?


I just play blackbird and classical gas on the nearby acoustic guitar. Yawn.

You know how about 60% of the population can roll their tongues? Well I can kink it into a clover shape, and only about 1 in a 100 can do that. I also can almost do the splits right down, which is quite abnormal for a 5' 10" 15 year old (I don't do gymnastics or anything).

You're telling me you've done the splits almost to the bottom and no-one's ever pushed you the rest of the way while down?

I can print my name with my right toes!:D

No, most just grab their balls and cringe.

I feel left out, I cant do anything special :(

That's not true. Everything you do is special. ;)

My favorite trick is passing out in the corner. :D

speeking Klingon.

wich is probab;y why I dont go to meny.

im good at mixing drink with a high amount of alcohol, that doesn't taste of alcohol at all....

allways results in people passing out in corners, so i usually just cater myself...

I can say less than 3 words in an entire night out.

I can do both. I can also wiggle my ears and raise one eyebrow at a time. These skills, however, have failed to help me recieve any action... :(

hahahahahaha!

If ya tend bar for me ya won't have to mix anything!
Cabo Wabo Reposado, straight up, no trainin' wheels!

I can wiggle my nose up and down like a rabbit :D

Mia:)

well, Tequila and Sambucca i take on the rocks myself aswell....

lmao
yeah, those nights are the best :p

i can turn both feet almost backwards (form a 90 degree angle facing the wrong way), dislocate my thumb and go crosseyed. Probably all at the same time.

I can bend my right index finger back so it touches the top of my hand.

I can bring a woman to orgasm with my tongue. :p

Does that qualify as a "trick" or a learned skill?

That's a skill!


I'm somewhat double jointed and can turn out at hips and bend fingers back and at just first knuckle!:D
Stoopid, isn't it!:D

I can make every single joint in my body crack.

cloggin' the toilet.

Me too. :D

I perform the anti-dance?

naked in a pool....
naked on a table....
naked in the booth at a bar....
hooking up with my friend's mom to keep the party going....

s0be

I can look myself in the eye

:)

i can do the eyebrow and the tounge roll thing.

I can flip my eyelids and make them stick, crack my two big toes as much as I want, my fingers will lock into place making a weird vertical gap where my knuckles should be, and im pretty good at doing various voices (ie; Furby, Elmo, gay guy, india guy, someone ok Al Gore, some Eric Cartman, Deep devil voice etc.)

i can do toweley!
http://web.dis.unimelb.edu.au/Ugrad/m/mjkoh/towelie.GIF

and the eyebow thing is easy

So far I have not seen anything I cannot do.

My real speciality: leaning against a wall and scowling with one hand in my pocket.

Check this shit...

I can exhale out of the corner of my eyes. If I'm drunk enough, I'll inhale a liquid into my sinus and squirt it out, but it hurts. The better part of Michigan State University has seen this feat.

...but it seems chicks don't like tricks so much, making them laugh seems to work best.

I can do the classic tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue... Took me about two weeks to master that, fuck.

I've always seen that as physically impossible...I await the day when I see someone do it in real life...

I can spit fire...Give me a flask of Jack Daniels and a flame and I'll show you how to break every fire code in the state... :D

I can shine a torch through part of my left testicle.

You win.

Wow....nimble tongue. You'll make some lucky guy very happy someday. ;)

I'm really curious as to how you discovered you could do this. No, wait......nevermind. I don't wanna know. :weird:

being triple jointed with my pinky

I'm able to do that also.

There's a water-filled cyst there. The gynacologist said it was harmless, but gave me a "neat party trick".

So I say that whenever people ask me now.

It's not that hard. In your mouth you twist the cherry into a circle, guide one tip through, then with your front teeth hold one end and suck. This pulls the knot tight.

Took two weeks to perfect, a lot of cherries, and a lot of drool.