My Ode To Post Season Baseball.
 

Wow, paid an arm and a leg for tickets to the playoffs in St. Louis but ended up with the two best - Round 1 Game 1 and Round 2 Game 6. So, I have to sing my annual 'Ode To The Post Season", dedicated to a lone Cubs fan:

(clears throat)

Till yesterday I was a baseball fan
tried for a ball and man oh man
Special thanks to the Camera Crews
My name and face on the evening news.
It used to be such fun ya know
Now I will never go!
Just be glad it wasnt you
Thats what catching a ball can do!

Kick me out of the Ball Park,
drag me out through the crowd.
hit me with sodas and cracker jack,
I was told not to ever come back,
I can root, root, root from my TV
They didnt win I'm to blame!
you touch the ball, and man you're out,
of the whole ball game."

I used to go to all the games,
Knew the players by their first names;
but reaching for the ball was wrong,
6 others reaching but i got the bomb.
then the score was just four to two,
All of the Cub fans hollered BOO,
They made tons of errors and lost that game,
They lost the series , And I get the blame!

Kick me out of the Ball Park,
drag me out through the crowd.
hit me with sodas and cracker jack,
I was told not to ever come back,
I can root, root, root from my TV
They didnt win I'm to blame!
you touch the ball, and man you're out,
of the whole ball game."