I'm not married yet? Damn, I should be...
 

I got my cellphone bill in the mail yesterday. It's $294 worth... That's over six times what I was expecting to pay. And yes, all of it was from talking to Pixie. (You're gonna be sore from working off this bill, baby...)

And today, I recieve an invoice from the lab that did my bloodwork (also something that Pixie asked me to have done). That bill is $323 worth.



Alright. I'm spending $617 on you in just two days, and I haven't even met you in person yet. That's it, you and I are getting married. No ifs ands or buts about it.

And when you get here, you're taking me out to dinner and the movies... because I can't afford to. :p

Mine for the last month was $842

Fools, I spent 30pence on mine in the last two months, approx 3 text messages.

Cell phones will rot your brains.

I was expecting a bill no more than about $50. So this bill is outrageous for me. But that's ok...

Pixie, you'd better be glad I love you.

Here's an idea for you both, do you both have high(ish) speed interweb connections?

If so, VOIP :):up:

The Mrs doesnt have the internet in Deutschland.

Then trade her in for one closer to home :):up:

on a bad month i may go over £10 (but it's normally around £8/month (~$15) you've got to love sim only contracts at times :)

at the end of the day, it's only money and if people are happier as a result of it then that's the main thing i think <3

-daz

Funny you should say that...

Pre-Whipped, how sad

$60 after taxes for unlimited local calling and 1000 text messages :)

[jaz]Yeah, they'll make you put apostrophes where they don't belong[/jaz]

Have any of you heard of calling cards? They make calling a lot more affordable. Btw... jaz and I have got y'all beat. We're almost up to $10,000 just to be able to be together :p

I owe him a lot of sex. Lots.

No, our internet connections suck. :) I've got satellite, and she's still stuck with dialup. :p


It is. But I'm still going to make her work it off. ;) :D


It's better than being pre-paid... like you. :p :D


Yes. I've got a calling card. I use it to call her when I'm at home. But when I'm not at home, I've got my cell phone. I got the nationwide plan for a reason, but there are some problems on the bill that'll be getting taken care of soon.

I second that, you two should try skype, best VOIP program I have ever used. :up: And I have used it with dial up and it works fine, though the windows dl is 8mb...:confused:

Sarge Buy two cellphone from the same company that have unlimited minutes between subscribers. Lots of companies have it... nextel, verizon, sprint, etc.

I bought a phone from the same company as my wife's work cell phone, neither of us get charged for the minutes we talk to each other.

Only one problem with that. She's 3000+ miles away at the moment. There aren't any retail outlets up there where she's at.

Pfffft, and you all made fun of me for loving Ryan. No similar prodding to be given to him and dear Pixie? Oh, for shame. =P

I tried :(

You buy them on the same plan then send one to her by pony express.:D

A 20 Minute call to Larchmont!? Who do we know in Larchmont!

Losing your touch Germ? Never.

the bill will be taken care of fer sure. as for you there dear ol' sargie.... you have 11 days until i get there to "condition" your ass. :P

Welcome to the wonderfully whipped club sarge.

ahaha No of course not :)
I just feel a bit more passive as of late.. it'll pass

Re: I'm not married yet? Damn, I should be...
 

WTF is this? Is she checking that you're good mating material so you can have a designer baby or summert? Or are you two goths that drink blood?

Damn, that sucks sarge, but yeah, you'll be whipped soon enough. :)

Re: Re: I'm not married yet? Damn, I should be...
 

no its called safe sex..k?

*/sniff
That's one of the most romantic marriage proposals I've ever heard.
*/sniff

UJ

I am so damn happy for the both of you!

<---------- Missy gets to go out and buy wedding present!

I love you both! And we better be invited to the wedding!
~ Missy

wedding! ok..who gets to be the bride? :P

hmm...when your bill passes the $1500 mark give me a ring k?
;)

hmmmmmm well you do this time :)

~ Me

awww... bummer :( :P

This is why free nights and weekends exists.

why dont you guys just kiss already

we will and more in about 10 days.

Anyone remember the old Chris rock bit -

"How much for the weddin ring?"
"$500"
"FIVE HUNDRED DOLLA GOOD LORD THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY! - How about I get a fruit loop and glue a raisin to it"

Why dont you people that get these huge phone bills just use pre-paid?

At least then you know what it's costing you...

make sure to post pics. you can PM them to me though, if you'd rather they be private.

perv