Just keep this safe driving tip in mind.

Re: Re: Re: I'm not married yet? Damn, I should be...
 

Did you spend money to get checkups and bloodwork done too?

The reason that mine is so big this month is as follows:

When the Mrs left for Germany in September (year teaching), she had her purse stolen at Preston train station. This had all her cards in, including the swipe card that she uses to top up her sim card.

When we got to the airport, there were no outlets that gave away new swipe cards so I let her take my sim card, since I was on a contract sim, and told her to use that until she got a land line sorted out in Germany.

However, she has not been able to get a landline, because no-one wnats to tell her where to get one or who to get in contact with (any help here from the Germans would be nice), so she had to carry on using my sim card, and as you can guess, mobile to landline international calls are VERY expensive, hence the large bill.

That's because they fear my rocket launcher. :D


Your ass is the one that'll be getting the conditioning. :p


As long as it's either whipped cream or whipped with leather, it's all good. ;)


Um... still gotta work out the plans first. :D


Bummer? Oh I see how it's going to be...


I know this. And I have free nights and weekends, but they do me no good whatsoever if they end at 06:00 in the damn morning. Work doesn't start until 07:00, so that plan is useless. I'm getting it straightened out...


Doesn't do much good when I'm talking to her on the phone before I clock in at work in the morning. I've got a calling card for use when I call her from my house, but when I'm not at home, obviously I use my cell phone.


I'll just censor them with smilie faces over the explicit areas of the pictures. :D

Oh god....

What?... :p

Lucky fucks... I don't get to do mine for... ... *Sigh* I don't know how long.

Oh, pity!

I wish you guys the best of luck though, I'm happy for y'all!

I got some last night. First time in about 8 months. So, yeah. :p

Got some what?

C'mon Germ, I don't think you need an explanation buddy.

yes germ.. i had all the same blood work done as well.

You got some icecream?

Germ likes icecream!

Hey, at least you didn't have to wait as long as me. ;)

I don't mind, though. She's definitely worth it.

I'm in waiting status, too. ^_^

<3

I'm at six months and counting.

More than worth it.

8 days and counting.. for the both of us :P

:D

that will be fine.

It's all good. :)

And yes Germ, I got ice-cream. :p

yay for all of you sarge, pixie, WR and ryan. :)

:)

As a nancy southerner, I have to say that Preston appears to have a fair bit of person-to-person crime going on.... Here, we tend to get cars stolen, or posessions nicked from them, or from farms or sheds.... but in Preston someone actually tried to rob me with a knife while turning left from Mount Steet into Fishergate. So I, er, ran them over with my car... perhaps I'm the bad guy, after all (o;

Preston is a complete shithold. I can say that with total confidence. I only have to step out of my front door to avoid sick, broken glass, blood and dog muck.

Crossing the road is an even worse nightmare, for the chances are that you will be mown down by some boy race in their overly modified car with their overly loud, overly crap rap music blurting out at 10,000dB at 7am in the morning. Thats the cool thing to do. Apparently.

Uni is OK, as pretty much all of the students dont come from Preston (but I guess that I wouldnt want to admit to coming from Preston anyway). The town center is full of 4 kinds of people:

1) Townies

2) Business people

3) Goths/moshers/skaters

4) Tramps

In roughly equal proportions. For those not in the know, these groups of people look like so:

http://www.rsod.co.uk/rsod/cargoimages/The%20Crew.jpg

http://www.hirevision.com/Other%20We...20together.jpg

http://www.hedroom.co.uk/assets/images/603.jpg

http://www.billmckelvie.pwp.blueyond...ites/tramp.jpg

I fit into the goth/mosher/skater group.

The town is a living nightmare of teenage mothers, jobless layabout men aged beteen 16 and 24, and students who are trying to better themselves, but just end up getting pissed everynight and spending their change in one of the hundreds of kebab or takeaway shops in this place. i have never known anywhere that has so many bloody kebab shops. Every single street in the town center has at least one, all serving exactly the same food for exactly the same price. The only difference is the uniforms the cooks where.

Preston does have 1 nice area to it, and that is Fulwood, though even that has been taken over to some degree by shit and filth, sinc e the main High school in the town is situated here, and between 8 and 9am, and 3 and 3:30pm, the numbers 22 and 23 buses are not where you want to be. The areas of Preston to avoid are:

1) Cottam
2) Moor Nook
3) Avenham

Number 1 in general, as this is the most notorious area.
Number 2 if you are black, asian or oriental, as it is a totally white only area.
Number 3 especially if you are a tramp, as they get set on fire here. Rape is also a common pasttime here.

I have to go to the police station on Wednesday to do an ID parade in relation to the assault I saw outside my flat a few months back where a guy got his ear bitten off. I wonder if I should have reported all the other fights that have happened outside since...

I can only completely agree with you, Bilbo. Though, having said that, there are nice people live there too - the young professional business couples are genuine and friendly.

Good job on this one,fuzzeh.

I just got the invoice for my second visit to the doctor's office in the mail today. This one's $344. Holy frozen fart-knocking skid marks... that's a total of $961 worth of bills. :eek:

if you only pay $961 dollars for your wedding, you are getting off scott free.

I'm planning a wedding right now and it's going to cost something like $15-20,000

We're not worried about that... well, not yet at least. :D I'm not actually planning on a marriage. All I'm worried about is being with her, making her happy, and being happy myself. If we decide to go that far in the future, then we'll worry about it then. :)

And honestly, I can't see how people spend that much on a marriage. 15 to 20 grand? That's a helluva lot of money. My sister and brother-in-law got married for like, 25 bucks or so. They just went down to the courthouse and signed the papers. Cheapest wedding I've ever been to. :D

1 day to go baby :)

Wouldn't it be a cruel twist of fate if Sarge's meatsock fell off today?

DONT SAY THAT!!!!

No... I just recieved a little bit of info that I can use to my advantage. ;)

ohh your gonna get it hard!

Please? :D

NO, I think YOU are gonna get it hard......or make it hard....or....well, you know.

Bilbo, that was a pretty funny post. I've seen the pic of those townies at chavscum.co.uk. I fukcing hate Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Stigs, Scallies and Hood Rats (they all mean the same thing).
Last night I was at a mate's house party in the back garden and some prepubescent chavs hurled some eggs over the wall. One of them hit me in the stomach and one of them hit a girl in the head. I think she still may be getting the egg out. Pieces of shit they are.

Chavs?
Not kin to me!

I do like the movie "In me Burberry" at here: http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/

As a piss take we went to a halloween party on Saturday night dressed as chav scum... Fake Burberry caps, gold elizabeth duke (read argos) signet rings and massive gold chains, hoody with appropriate retarded letters on it, and of course, the giant 3 litre bottle of white lightning, bought from Morrisons that very afternoon. It was fairly good for a laugh (o;