Don't Call the Cops If You Lose Your Stash!
 

'Dumbest' Criminals Report Missing Pot To Police
Police: Man, Woman Arrested After Stash Found In Apartment

POSTED: 7:53 am EST December 4, 2004
UPDATED: 9:01 am EST December 4, 2004
PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- Florida authorities are calling a Panhandle couple "America's dumbest criminals."

The pair was arrested after they called police to say their quarter-pound stash of marijuana had been stolen and that they needed it back because they were going to sell it.

The News Herald in Panama City said in custody are an 18-year-old man and 17-year-old woman.

The duo is charged with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia that authorities reported finding in their apartment.

Let this be a lesson, boys and girls...

If you lose your stash, DON'T CALL THE COPS! LMFFAO!

They were probably both high as hell at the time.

And if they weren't? The future is looking more and more doomed every day.

Just yesterday I saw a guy on a forum spell "which" with a fucking J "wicj"

...obviously a typo...

Or his h is working.

More evidence that drug use makes you stupid.

isn't*