holy fuck
 

So I wake up... it's around 11:30.


I'm hungry, so I go check out my fridge for food. In the back there's an old lunchable so I grab it and check the expiration date. It's fine - still got a month to go.

Cool, cheese and crackers are good.

So I go sit down on my couch and I flip over the little box to see how many calories are in one of these.

Here's what it read:
"Calories - 430. Calories from fat 160.
Total fat - 17g (or 26% of your daily intake)
Saturated fat 8g (or 40% :eek: )
Cholesterol - 45mg (or 15%)
Sodium - 1290mg (or 54% :confused: )
Carbohydrate 53g (or 18%)
Dietary fiber 1g (or 5%).

Jesus christ. How can they pack so much shit into fucking 5 little peices of cheese, cracker, and meat?

Hah - I ate it anyway. Those things are Delicious.

Yeah, lunchables rock. I used to eat them all the time, wonder my heart is still pumping.

Re: holy fuck
 

I thought you wanted to lose weight? ;) I don't want to lecture you though, as long as you support Phillip Morris it's fine for me (My boyfriend's uncle works for them and will be the one who can make it possible for us two to move together in the summer with his financial input) so go ahead :p

Mia:)

hey - 500 calories for breakfast AND lunch isnt bad.

I move my ass around daily, so I'm not worried about the nutrition labels...

I like things which say "67% FAT FREE!"; meaning that they are therefore 33% fat!

If you think that was a lot try having a stick of lard.

Years ago, when I was but a lowly schoolchild, someone used to have their mum make them lard sandwiches for lunch.

I still feel ill, just thinking about the saturated fat content...

mnnnnnnn...lard...

For some reason, I'm reading this in a Southern accent over an English accent...

"Make them lard sandwiches"... :rolleyes:

OMG. http://www.nutritiondata.com/facts-001-02s00df.html
:eek:

Who cares about the nutrition facts?

All that matters is lard taste yummy! Goood eatin'!

The only time I would ever think about eating lard is if I was an Eskimo. They eat blubber.
http://www.nutritiondata.com/facts-001-02s06a0.html

I've got a southern english accent........

Well, I'are talkin' 'bout "redneck" accent... ;)

"Kids like em sloppy!"

Eating pure lean meat is dangerous and is tabooed by the Eskimos.