The Buy MattFury A New Keyboard fund
 

It's the holiday season, and one of our own members, mattfury, has a broken keyboard. Sadly, his shift key acts erratically and causes his words to be a horrednous mix of upper and lower cases.

I propose we start a fund to help him buy a new one. Your thoughts?

Why dont I just ban him and prevent him posting here again?

Scrooge. It's Christmas.

Anyways, I need a good laugh.

I'm confused...

MaTTFURY
MaTTFuRY
mattfury

Just stop being so damn case sensitive!

Why? C is. Java is. *nix is.

siebe: I clicked on that middle link about five times before I realized it was his sig that I adblocked.

leAVE my NICk's alone... they all mean the same thing ffs... well its not as bad the others guys keyboard lol..., everytime he typed c he would get an extra x so it'd be cx

Who was that?

who was who?

The guy who got a "cx" everytime he pressed "c"

I'd agree with Bilbo on this. You never see me agree with Bilbo like I do here.

Plus, keyboards are cheap. Probably could get a good one at Goodwill. They do get computers and stuff like that.

protegechris

Just hit him hard with one of these -

http://www.autotoolmart.com/2960.gif

Either way it'd fix everybody's problems except his.

lmao sounds like fun!

Violence DOES solve everything!

does not......................

Yeah, that was me. a week I went with the x after or before the c. The terrible thing is all of my passwords have a c in them , so you had to guess which letter to delete, and hope it's the x.

Try writing your business letters like that :p

Ya, especially if u worked at a place called CCC Inc. or something like that

CXCXCX?

ok...

CXCXCX Inc.
now take out the C's

OK, but his "C" key did "CX" not just "X".

ohh well, you know i don't care... really... :p

You know how annoying it is to write a 5000 letter letter and have to search for Cs ? :D I'm glad it's fixed now though...

Seriously though, walmart has a keyboard for like 8 dollars.

Even Walmart prices are beaten.
http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=...ogle&scoring=p

For that cheap, now when you hit C, it turns out to be X, and X is actually X. Problem solved.

omfg $1 :D

Yeah I know, but walmart is one of those "drive there in 4 minutes" places. Well, in the middle of the night at least, they're crammed because of christmas rightnow.

At newegg you can get like 2 dollar speakers too :D

Not to mention I've been to four different Walmarts in the past four darn days. Each day with a different purpose to go out there...C-mas gifts, medicine, food, phone card.

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Every hardcore computer user should always have a spare keyboard, just in case an accident should occur.
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God I hate walmart.

Move to texarkana.

Up until last year it was like the only big store here. Now we've got super target, super kmart, and those other bigass stores.

Lmao, how does this help me if it's an ALL AMERICAN business... i LIVE IN AUSTRALIA, + i forgot to say I have $50 ... dont worry if I need a new keyboard I'll get one.

They only have walmarts in usa? wow.

Yes, you need a keyboard.

no I don't its me, I'm very lazy and aliterate

It shows.

:p ... but i like ascii art for some reason ...

Ah! I just remembered about hearing in the news about Wal-Mart expanding in China...

Kinda makes sense, since "Buy American" Wal-Mart has turned somewhat into "Made in China"... :p

No. I know from personal experience that there is at least one Wal-Mart in Canada, and I assume many more.

Also, I have some pretty good proof.

There are also some Wal marts in Germany that have opened up a few years ago but they are not as popular as the supermarkets that have been there longer.

Mia:)

Only been to a walmart once, in China

And I don't think the combined population of Scandinavia (Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland and Iceland) are enough to support just a single Walmart as we're only some 25 mio people....

Biggest eqivalent in Denmark is only some 500000 square feet

with 75 million cool cell-phones