Wanting to act like a dumbass
 

There are just these weird urges some of us get...Things we want to do in public that are plain moronic...They don't make any sense what-so-ever, and you'd look stupid doing it, but hell, it'd be fun to do anyway...What random acts of idiocity have you wanted to do?

There are some klutzy people out there who end up going mindless and running into things like walls and stuff...Well, I've wanted to dress up like a brick wall and go around running into people instead...When someone's walking around, I'll be hiding against a wall in disguise, and when they walk past me, I'll run into them, and when they're like "WTF just happened?!", I'll run off and go hide against a wall again...

Yes, I am trying to think serious of this thread, but I'm in a bit of a slap-happy mood for a Thursday...

Re: Wanting to act like a dumbass
 

story of my life.:rolleyes: I've always wanted to dress-up in a chicken suit & masturbate at a salad bar

oh stfu i have senior-x tomorrow, the lamest, gayest thing the senior class has to do.

a 10 minute presentation on how VHS has helped you. Kinda hard when VHS really hasnt helped me. Yeah my thing is gonna suck

eh! shouldn't that be updated to DVD-RW by now? About 15 years out of date lol ...

Works damn good at holding down papers when I have the fan on. Great for old pr0n too :)

I actually have done some dumbass things in public. One time, a guy friend and I were hanging out with a female friend of mine and my ex-girlfriend. My guyfriend and I got really stupid and did dumbass things to our female friends, like slappin' one of them in the ass. I was also a total asshole to my ex-girlfriend just 'cuz I was pissed at her for who knows what reason.

Anyhow, my guy friend and I rode shopping carts down the parking lot, and busted into In-N-Out Burger like we were about to rob the place. Eventually both girls got sick of us and ditched us, so we decided to "stalk" them. We snuck around corners, and generally looked like two idiots. Shortly after, we discovered that two other girls were mocking us and "stalking" us, 007 style. Eventually they caught up to us and one of them pointed a "finger gun" at me and told me to freeze. So I did, and that's when she told me to get on my knees with my hands behind my back. So this girl goes "Woah, this is totally awesome", then tells me to take all my clothes off. As I was starting to take my shirt off, a security guard gives me a weird look so I put it back on and get up.

We talked to these girls for a while, and I put my arm around one, then my ex-girlfriend so happens to see me with my arm around this girl I barely met, and gives me a weird look. After a half hour or so, I whisper to my friend, "Let's ditch 'em", so we do.

In conclusion, I end up realizing that I ditched two hot, young, potential girlfriends, and that I lost a female friend as well (I don't care too much about losing my ex as a friend, it would have never worked out anyhow since we originally broke up 'cuz she "got bored of me").

If I could do it all again, I would. :)

If you gave me a VHS tape right now.. I honestly couldn't watch it if I wanted to.

Since I have a PVR.. VHS tapes are literally extinct in my books..

sorry i should say that VHS is my high school.....

One of the dumbest things I've ever done was something I read about online.

You go to a busy public bathroom with some Creamy Peanut butter. Sit in a stall for a long while as people are going in and out. Wait for someone to sit next to you (Hopefully not someone who could kick yer but) and put some of the PB in a wad of TP and toss it overr. Then nicely ask them to hand it back to you.

I have stopped in the middle of the mall and looked up for about 10 minutes while people walk by and stop to see what I am looking at. Sometimes a crowd will gather and I will walk away and see them standing there with different people 10 minutes later.

I growled loudly like Chewbacca on a half-full underground train between Russell Square and South Kensington (~ 20 minute ride). Being British, people on the train were prim and quiet but kept shooting me looks.

I can see that... People on a train, and suddenly a loud Chewbacca growl. People with the "wtf" look on their face.

LMAO..

Guess that makes sense.. that would have been a pretty stupid assignment :p

More like "look at that bloody foriegn twat".

Never bring my older cousin Brad out to the east-end of Louisville while listening to 80's rock on the way there...

My dad took me and my cousins Justin and Brad to this Barnes & Nobels bookstore so I could get something, but it wasn't your regular Barnes & Nobels; This one was really fancy, with a coffee shop and all, something you'd see in some high-class, Liberal, New York facility, or something...After getting the Chilton's manual I came for, Brad and I ended up acting like assholes and started to bark on our way out of the bookstore and in the parking lot...

And then there was one time a year or so back when Brad had his digital camera, we went to the Oxmoor Mall to film us doing some stupid shit...We were gonna jump off couches and stuff, but none of us did it, and when I finally did jump over a chair on the way out, the camera wasn't on...

There's also the occasional mocking people who pass by you by repeating whatever you hear them say apon passing...

:D 'bout as fancy as Kentucky gets. HuH? :p
I realize Louisville's has about as much in common with the rest of the state as Guam does

I work with a guy who everyone considers inept and annoying. Sometime I imagine holding him down and farting on his head.

Who knows, if I ever retire from this company that might be my parting act. ;)

:up: Make sure to tape that one and cough*waste*cough.

I act like a dumbass in public all the time.

I like to have fun and I am very childish and childlike.

I dont really give a shit what people think. I like myself and if they dont like me oh well............

One of the malls around Louisville has an Ambercrombie and Fitch that always plays this head-throbbing techno music everytime I walk by the store, and it really drives me crazy...

I'm thinking about taking my previously mentioned cousins and maybe my friends and go have a slam-dance mosh pit in there...If they don't play the music when I walk in, I'll just casually "look around", and then spontaneously break out after it resumes...

I knew of several stores that used to do that. Funny thing is an old CB radio and a signal booster (they are called linear amplifiers) and a small antenna on the car in their parking lot changes things pretty quicky. RF signal of about 300 watts and whatever was playing through their system won't be anymore. If it happens to be in a mall then sorry - but everyone elses sound system will be interrupted too but you can damn well bet if you sit there and yell THE TECHNO MUSIC AT AMBERCROMBIE AND FITCH NEEDS TO GO OR I WILL SHIT ON EVERYTHING IN THIS MALL the techno music will go.

I call it 'Fun With Radio Frenquency Amplification' and it can also be fun at your local grocery store, restaurant, bar, nightclub or even annoying neighbors. 300 watts of signal pretty much kills everything else and can even come out of speakers that are not hooked up as well as toasters, clock radios, etc.

Try it sometime.

My cousin Brad has a CB radio in his F-150...

I guess all we need now are one of these "linear amps", and we're set, eh? :D

Yep...if you know an old semi-driver or a redneck you're sure to find one. Even in the digital age they can cause quite a disruption when used in the right place.