The freshmaker
 

Last week, I failed a certification test to use film cameras. Tonight I retook it, but I passed. The difference? This week, I had Mentos.

Dude, you're a lot smaller than I imagined you to be....

no nipples either

Yeah, that's not me. That's a random Mentos-related pic. But yeah.

since when does anyone need to be certified to use a film camera?

or are we talking a movie camera or something?

That kids mohican is way better than mine :(

He probably has a better cell phone, too.

Oh that's true, "film camera" was kinda vague. I'm talking several-thousand-dollar movie camera here. They don't let you take those out of the building unless you know your stuff.

...and don't randomly trip over stuff.

I tripped over a bin and crashed into an NMR machine last year and broke some dials on it. It cost £400 to repair, but the government paid because the bin wasn't supposed to be there.

WTF is an NMR machine?

An £800 000 Nuclear Magnetic Resonance machine. It's used to identify substances and to characterise them. If you make a compound and you don't know what it is, doing NMR can tell you what it is.

Extremely geeky chemistry shit.

God, I'd love to have one of those.

It's the same as an MRI machine, the ones you can get into for a full-body scan. They're just huge fuck-off electromagnets.