Need some form of ultra-powerful homeamde decongestant
 

Badically, I seem to suffer for always having a modicum of snot in my nose, and I don't want to be spraying my opponent with the stuff tommorow at a taekwondo competiton I'm in.

So what will unblock my nose for good?

Aahh. Can't get that here, well, not by tommorow. Homemade ideas are stuff I'm wanting, there's a lot of herbs and spices in my house though

I mentioned in the bitch list earlier, cut out everything that contains dairy and eggs and you'll clear up in no time and stay clear.
Things you can mess with at home are ginger, garlic, cider vinegar maybe buy a pot of echinacea for the future.

This ginger garlic cider vinegar combo, I crush them up togther, then what? Drink or inhale?

I don't think the intention was for you to mix them all up at once.

On the plus side if you consume that lot in one go you might spend so much time sat on the loo shitting it all back out to worry about your runny nose....

Inhaling could be painful. Get a lemon and some honey and mix them into hot water, grate some ginger and garlic into it, add a capful of cider vinegar. It actually doesn't taste as vile as it sounds.

Go to your local police station and ask for a bit of police-grade pepper spray (5.3 million scoville heat units) to use as some decongestant.

I don't think the UK police use pepper spray, at least not out of trials. We use truncheons.

Well, a night-stick won't do you any good if it breaks your nose but doesn't relieve congestants... ;)

I think it's kind of a waste of time, the pepper spray. Here they just use it before they kick your ass, so the pepper spray is sort of a wasted step.

Police procedure, pepper spray, tazer, then beat the shit of of the perp. Of course, that doesn't always work out good. The last guy that hit the news was a 67 year old black guy who was a case of mistaken identity. In the old days, they just kicked your ass and skipped the foreplay.

When I get a cold, I usually make sure that I have a big pot of water on the stove, and steam the house up some. Ginger tea works good, and some Golden Seal, B Complex, Vitamin C and some echinachea doesn't hurt.

I also like some Valerian root. It will make you sleep. Sometimes just getting really bundled up and sweating it out with a good nap is the way to go.

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By the way, Why does Chev cry during sex?

Pepper spray does that to me:blah:

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK my back hurts. I've pulled something.

I can just tell I'll end up on my back tommorow, not because I got knocked down, but because I tried to do a spinning kick and yanked my spine.

I tried an under-the-leg, knuckle shuffle on my piss pump and threw out my back a couple years ago.
Hurts like hell, doesn't it?

Its standard issue now to all police officers in this country.

Pepper spray is a must in case they run into armed hooligans.

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Snort Red savina juice. Clears the sinuses and creates an endorphin rush too!:D

peppermint
eucaliptus (sp?)
lemon
ginger
cayanne pepper

either stick them in boiling water and inhale or I guess you could eat some cayanne pepper if you wanted to, that'll keep you dribbling all night long.

Re: Need some form of ultra-powerful homeamde decongestant
 

Bacardi 151

You keep crying about getting hurt in Taekwondo class. The rug burn looked like it really smarted, now you twisted your back.

Not exactly Bruce Lee style to gripe about a rug burn and a runny nose.

I hate to say it, but ........... Nerd!.