pumpkin' carvin'
 

so today we carved pumpkins lol, it was disgusting and i wasnt going to do it intill i thought: "Hey this could be some good promotional stuff. [for my talkshow]"

just took a picture of it outside:
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/9755/pict00102hr.jpg

pretty gosh darn good, at least i think :D

(MSR Live is my talkshow, look around and im sure you'll find a link to it if you tried hard enough ;))

I don't think I'll have an opportunity to carve a pumpkin this year, which is a shame, because I made myself a nice pumkin stencil. :(
http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/9013/pumpkin9cs.jpg
If anybody carves this, post a real pic.

If I was high, I might actually carve that.

Into your arm?

All of the above. I'd prefer the left thigh though, much more meat and general space to work with.

Luigi I was thinking of doing the winamp logo but hey i will do that just for you ;)

Are pumpkins not supposed to have scary faces on them or something?

Not sure you see maybe thats what everyone thinks but is there a ancient book about halloween saying that pumkins need scary faces? lol :D I usally do a smily face on them.

rofls i should do winamp next year, that'd be a challenge.

Evolution of halloween:
-Day of the dead/all saint's day
-Day about monsters and scary things
-Day about scary things and horror movie icons
-Day about scary things, horror movie icons, and pop culture
-Day about getting candy

-Day of killing small children who dare to knock on my door begging.

The circle is now complete.

tsk tsk you forgot one

-day after halloween buying candy at dirt cheap prices

-day before halloween for some reason toiletpaper and toothpaste are dirt chep :D

Hell yeah!

aggred, i <3 cheap candy

A much more satisfying method (and the one I use) is to give them all the out of date food you have. Crisps are a good one.

...or laxitives :weird:

You old softy, you!!!
Well 'cuz you're a "ferener"...Fer Fereneres All About Halloween :D
Ya' can scare the crap outtta' the little bastards, when they come to the door beggin' for treats.:up:

http://www.historychannel.com/exhibi...?page=lanterns

Found some patterns on that site Widdy....

It's sad that they made something so easy, and even sadder if you need to print them out and use them because you couldn't think of an idea

This is if ya' have kids..or actually like kids and stuff!
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For teh kids

we are doing a halloween pumpkin carving thing tomorrow @ school :D

English education system: Learn how to read and write
American Education system: Learn how to carve over-sized.. what the hell is a pumpkin anyways? Fruit or veg?

Fruit......I learnt that at school....

The distinction between fruits and vegetables is more and more blurred... it's a freaking plant.

It has to do with seeds yo.

mmm watermelon

Things he didn't learn in school... What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable.

Everyone knows a fruit is a gay and a vegetable is a retard.:D

Fruits
Vegetables
Pumpkins
Cucumbers
:p

Now the circle is complete...

What do you think for the kids this year?. My guillotine is broken and kids give my vat of eels a belly ache.

So on a halloween night, how do you dispose of the little bastards before they break your windows and egg your car?.

My cannon is too noisy..... may be a burmese tiger trap....

Or you could just give them candy. That'll pacify them.

I now have one of my massive "headyaches"!!!:confused:

we learned about the gullotine

I can't decide if that's really smart or really stupid.

http://sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/pumpkin.jpg

NSFW :P

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Classic!

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I sooo have to do this one:

http://www.extremepumpkins.com/gunwounfinph.html